"Scotty" wrote in message
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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
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You seem inordinately interested in my sexual
preferences. Sorry Brucie
Boy but you'll have to look elsewhere for a homosexual
tryst. It just so
happens that I love women. What I hate is women who act
like men. There
is nothing as unattractive as a woman who doesn't know how
to be a
woman.

My theory about the availability of desirable women:

Desirable only when between the ages of 18 and 28.
Desirable only when between the height of 55 and 65
inches.
Desirable only when between the weight of 80 to 125
pounds.
Desirable only when they have an IQ between 120-150.
Desirable only when they have small pert breasts.
Desirable only when they have a pear-shaped arse.
Desirable only when they are non-smokers.
Desirable only when they are incapable of back-talk.
Desirable only when they don't want kids.
Desirable only when they hate telephones.
Desirable only when they have a life of their own.
Desirable only when they can't gossip.
Desirable only when they are monogomous.
Desirable only when they look sexy in a thong bathing
suit.
Desirable only when they have short hair.
Desirable only when they don't use make-up unless for a
night out.
Desirable only when they don't cover up their natural
scent with
perfume.
Desirable only when they have small hands and feet.
Desirable only when their tummy protrudes no further than
their hip
bones.
Desirable only when they are multi-orgasmic.
Desirable only when their usual reply is, "Yes sir!"
Desirable only when they have conservative values and are
Christian.
Desirable only when they love sailboats more than land
dwellings.
Desirable only when they have sweet voices.
Desirable only when they have shapely legs, thin
shoulders, small waist
and thin arms - no body-builder types.
Desirable only when they can cook real meals from scratch
and bake real
cakes and pies.
Desirable only when they actually enjoy working out and
sweating.
Desirable only when they don't use any more water to wash
their hair
than a man does.
Desirable only when they get all hot and bothered and wet
when they look
at me.

In other words there are probably one or two women in the
entire world
that can match my high standards.


That's an extensive list there Willy.

Capt Neals list was
1) as long as she's breathing,
2) or at least still warm .


You missed one more
3) patches don't leak

"Scotty" wrote in message
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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
message
anews.com.
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You seem inordinately interested in my sexual
preferences. Sorry Brucie
Boy but you'll have to look elsewhere for a homosexual
tryst. It just so
happens that I love women. What I hate is women who act
like men. There
is nothing as unattractive as a woman who doesn't know how
to be a
woman.

My theory about the availability of desirable women:

Desirable only when between the ages of 18 and 28.
Desirable only when between the height of 55 and 65
inches.
Desirable only when between the weight of 80 to 125
pounds.
Desirable only when they have an IQ between 120-150.
Desirable only when they have small pert breasts.
Desirable only when they have a pear-shaped arse.
Desirable only when they are non-smokers.
Desirable only when they are incapable of back-talk.
Desirable only when they don't want kids.
Desirable only when they hate telephones.
Desirable only when they have a life of their own.
Desirable only when they can't gossip.
Desirable only when they are monogomous.
Desirable only when they look sexy in a thong bathing
suit.
Desirable only when they have short hair.
Desirable only when they don't use make-up unless for a
night out.
Desirable only when they don't cover up their natural
scent with
perfume.
Desirable only when they have small hands and feet.
Desirable only when their tummy protrudes no further than
their hip
bones.
Desirable only when they are multi-orgasmic.
Desirable only when their usual reply is, "Yes sir!"
Desirable only when they have conservative values and are
Christian.
Desirable only when they love sailboats more than land
dwellings.
Desirable only when they have sweet voices.
Desirable only when they have shapely legs, thin
shoulders, small waist
and thin arms - no body-builder types.
Desirable only when they can cook real meals from scratch
and bake real
cakes and pies.
Desirable only when they actually enjoy working out and
sweating.
Desirable only when they don't use any more water to wash
their hair
than a man does.
Desirable only when they get all hot and bothered and wet
when they look
at me.

In other words there are probably one or two women in the
entire world
that can match my high standards.


That's an extensive list there Willy.

Capt Neals list was
1) as long as she's breathing,
2) or at least still warm .

hope this helps

Capt SBV

I don't think he was that specific. He hasn't gotten laid without cash
changing hands since the Eisenhower administration.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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"Scotty" wrote in message

Capt Neals list was
1) as long as she's breathing,
2) or at least still warm .

hope this helps

Capt SBV

I don't think he was that specific. He hasn't gotten laid
without cash
changing hands


Has any of us...really?

SBV

Scotty wrote:
"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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"Scotty" wrote in message

Capt Neals list was
1) as long as she's breathing,
2) or at least still warm .

hope this helps

Capt SBV

I don't think he was that specific. He hasn't gotten laid

without cash

changing hands



Has any of us...really?

SBV



I don't know if I should feel sorry for you guys or
to just brag out loud...

"cavelamb himself" wrote in message
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Scotty wrote:
"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...

"Scotty" wrote in message

Capt Neals list was
1) as long as she's breathing,
2) or at least still warm .

hope this helps

Capt SBV

I don't think he was that specific. He hasn't gotten laid

without cash

changing hands



Has any of us...really?

SBV



I don't know if I should feel sorry for you guys or
to just brag out loud...


Depends on the amount of cash I suppose....



--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

Capt. JG wrote:
"cavelamb himself" wrote in message
...

Scotty wrote:

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...


"Scotty" wrote in message


Capt Neals list was
1) as long as she's breathing,
2) or at least still warm .

hope this helps

Capt SBV

I don't think he was that specific. He hasn't gotten laid

without cash


changing hands



Has any of us...really?

SBV



I don't know if I should feel sorry for you guys or
to just brag out loud...



Depends on the amount of cash I suppose....



No, atually the other thing...

On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 17:21:27 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:


wrote in message
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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 19:15:04 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:


"Don White" wrote in message
.. .

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
anews.com...
snip usual wastewater....
I suppose I should give her a break, though. Women just hate it
when
you love 'em and leave 'em, don't cha know and she's no exception.
I
got another one like that over in alt.sailing.asa by the name of
Katysails. I just wonder what makes them so vindictive. Why can't
women just get over me and move on with their lives?

Wilbur Hubbard


I've seen pictures of the real Peggy Hall... and I'd find it hard to
believe that an attractive, classy lady like her would go anywhere
near that mustard coloured tub with it's mauve interior. It just
doesn't make sense!


No picture of any woman these days is real. Can you say Photoshopped?
Every old skank can be a beauty queen . . . If they don't have the
skill to edit with Photoshop then the usual thing women do is display
pictures of themselves that are about twenty or thirty years old.

Wilbur Hubbard


Sort of like the photo of your mentor Capt. what ever his name was's
Coast Guard license?

He has a valid USCG Master's license. I think he did Photoshop out the
middle name. Seems like I remember him saying something about to avoid
idenitity fraud.


By the way, Willie-boy, you seem to have a real thing against women,
it's begins to make folks sort of wonder just where your tastes lie.

You seem inordinately interested in my sexual preferences. Sorry Brucie
Boy but you'll have to look elsewhere for a homosexual tryst. It just so
happens that I love women. What I hate is women who act like men. There
is nothing as unattractive as a woman who doesn't know how to be a
woman.

Not interested merely trying to caution you that inquiring minds were
beginning to have grave misgivings about you.

My theory about the availability of desirable women:

Desirable only when between the ages of 18 and 28.
Desirable only when between the height of 55 and 65 inches.
Desirable only when between the weight of 80 to 125 pounds.
Desirable only when they have an IQ between 120-150.
Desirable only when they have small pert breasts.
Desirable only when they have a pear-shaped arse.
Desirable only when they are non-smokers.
Desirable only when they are incapable of back-talk.
Desirable only when they don't want kids.
Desirable only when they hate telephones.
Desirable only when they have a life of their own.
Desirable only when they can't gossip.
Desirable only when they are monogomous.
Desirable only when they look sexy in a thong bathing suit.
Desirable only when they have short hair.
Desirable only when they don't use make-up unless for a night out.
Desirable only when they don't cover up their natural scent with
perfume.
Desirable only when they have small hands and feet.
Desirable only when their tummy protrudes no further than their hip
bones.
Desirable only when they are multi-orgasmic.
Desirable only when their usual reply is, "Yes sir!"
Desirable only when they have conservative values and are Christian.
Desirable only when they love sailboats more than land dwellings.
Desirable only when they have sweet voices.
Desirable only when they have shapely legs, thin shoulders, small waist
and thin arms - no body-builder types.
Desirable only when they can cook real meals from scratch and bake real
cakes and pies.
Desirable only when they actually enjoy working out and sweating.
Desirable only when they don't use any more water to wash their hair
than a man does.
Desirable only when they get all hot and bothered and wet when they look
at me.

In other words there are probably one or two women in the entire world
that can match my high standards.

Wilbur Hubbard


In other words one of those inflatable plastic dolls....


Bruce in Bangkok
(brucepaigeATgmailDOTcom)

"cavelamb himself" wrote in
message ...

....really?

SBV



I don't know if I should feel sorry for you guys or
to just brag out loud...


ask someone to explain it to you.

"cavelamb himself" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:
"cavelamb himself" wrote in message
...

Scotty wrote:

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...


"Scotty" wrote in message


Capt Neals list was
1) as long as she's breathing,
2) or at least still warm .

hope this helps

Capt SBV

I don't think he was that specific. He hasn't gotten laid

without cash


changing hands



Has any of us...really?

SBV



I don't know if I should feel sorry for you guys or
to just brag out loud...



Depends on the amount of cash I suppose....



No, atually the other thing...


Heh...


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

Leave it to gaynze to gay up the thread


"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
message
anews.com.
..
You seem inordinately interested in my sexual
preferences. Sorry Brucie
Boy but you'll have to look elsewhere for a homosexual
tryst. It just so
happens that I love women. What I hate is women who act
like men. There
is nothing as unattractive as a woman who doesn't know how
to be a
woman.

My theory about the availability of desirable women:

Desirable only when between the ages of 18 and 28.
Desirable only when between the height of 55 and 65
inches.
Desirable only when between the weight of 80 to 125
pounds.
Desirable only when they have an IQ between 120-150.
Desirable only when they have small pert breasts.
Desirable only when they have a pear-shaped arse.
Desirable only when they are non-smokers.
Desirable only when they are incapable of back-talk.
Desirable only when they don't want kids.
Desirable only when they hate telephones.
Desirable only when they have a life of their own.
Desirable only when they can't gossip.
Desirable only when they are monogomous.
Desirable only when they look sexy in a thong bathing
suit.
Desirable only when they have short hair.
Desirable only when they don't use make-up unless for a
night out.
Desirable only when they don't cover up their natural
scent with
perfume.
Desirable only when they have small hands and feet.
Desirable only when their tummy protrudes no further than
their hip
bones.
Desirable only when they are multi-orgasmic.
Desirable only when their usual reply is, "Yes sir!"
Desirable only when they have conservative values and are
Christian.
Desirable only when they love sailboats more than land
dwellings.
Desirable only when they have sweet voices.
Desirable only when they have shapely legs, thin
shoulders, small waist
and thin arms - no body-builder types.
Desirable only when they can cook real meals from scratch
and bake real
cakes and pies.
Desirable only when they actually enjoy working out and
sweating.
Desirable only when they don't use any more water to wash
their hair
than a man does.
Desirable only when they get all hot and bothered and wet
when they look
at me.

In other words there are probably one or two women in the
entire world
that can match my high standards.


That's an extensive list there Willy.

Capt Neals list was
1) as long as she's breathing,
2) or at least still warm .

hope this helps

Capt SBV

I don't think he was that specific. He hasn't gotten laid without cash
changing hands since the Eisenhower administration.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com