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On Jan 27, 6:19 pm, "Ellen MacArthur"
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Nearly perfect, actually. Yes, nearly perfect for a runway model. Not much use around a boat other than

as deck garnish. Think she can pull an anchor? Not.

Cheers,
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And you can do better with those finger nails? Your pics look like a
high maintance gal, not a sailor,

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Nearly perfect, actually. Yes, nearly perfect for a runway model. Not
much use around a boat other than

as deck garnish. Think she can pull an anchor? Not.

Cheers,
Ellen


And you can do better with those finger nails? Your pics look like a
high maintance gal, not a sailor,

Joe



"Ellen's" pics are stolen from another source, and I'm sure that person
would not be happy knowing they're being used by a guy pretending to be her.
Too bad there aren't any comprehensive dbs for images.

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"Joe" wrote
And you can do better with those finger nails? Your pics look like a
high maintance gal, not a sailor,


Duh, you can buy them in the drug store! Just glue them on. Every time I try to grow my nails
long like that I break them on something. Hint: real nails aren't white underneath the ends.

Cheers,
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And you can do better with those finger nails? Your pics look like a
high maintance gal, not a sailor,


Duh, you can buy them in the drug store! Just glue them on. Every time
I try to grow my nails
long like that I break them on something. Hint: real nails aren't white
underneath the ends.


Busted again, Neal. Ever hear of French Nails?


Cheers,
Ellen (strong enough to put a whupping on most of the men, errr I should
say *boys*, here)


A flabby old girly-man at best. By the way--how's the inflatable doll doing
these days? Is "she" worn out, or has she been superceded by your left hand
again?

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Busted again, Neal. Ever hear of French Nails?


Of course I have. But I guess you never heard of glue on French nails?
http://cgi.ebay.com/3-bxs-x-24-NAILE...QQcmdZViewItem

If you break a nail or some nails it looks dumb. It takes them a while to grow out. Weeks. So
you buy some stick-on nails and use those instead. Duh! Keep your real nails short and use glue on
nails for dress up and picture taking.

A flabby old girly-man at best. By the way--how's the inflatable doll doing these days? Is "she" worn out, or has
she been superceded by your left hand again?


Do do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do do...... You and Katy, peas in a pod.

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Busted again, Neal. Ever hear of French Nails?


Of course I have. But I guess you never heard of glue on French nails?


Why would I give a rat's posterior? But you were the one contending that
such a manicure job couldn't have been done on natural nails. Busted again,
Neal.


If you break a nail or some nails it looks dumb. It takes them a while
to grow out. Weeks. So
you buy some stick-on nails and use those instead. Duh! Keep your real
nails short and use glue on
nails for dress up and picture taking.

A flabby old girly-man at best. By the way--how's the inflatable doll
doing these days? Is "she" worn out, or has she been superceded by your
left hand again?


Do do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do do...... You and
Katy, peas in a pod.


Here's why you're so busted, Neal. I've referred to the photos of the kid
model as a bimbette repeatedly. If you truly were that attractive young
thing, you'd have been soooo outraged and calling me all sorts of
epithetical appellations. Busted!!!

Max


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I'm starting to worry about Max, first he's spouting gay
rights and now he's arguing about nails with Ellen.

Scotty

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Busted again, Neal. Ever hear of French Nails?


Of course I have. But I guess you never heard of

glue on French nails?

Why would I give a rat's posterior? But you were the one

contending that
such a manicure job couldn't have been done on natural

nails. Busted again,
Neal.


If you break a nail or some nails it looks dumb. It

takes them a while
to grow out. Weeks. So
you buy some stick-on nails and use those instead. Duh!

Keep your real
nails short and use glue on
nails for dress up and picture taking.



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I'm starting to worry about Max, first he's spouting gay
rights and now he's arguing about nails with Ellen.


You call what Maxprop does arguing? That's pretty lame arguing IMO.
No facts, no logic, no system, no couth, no results. lol

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I'm starting to worry about Max, first he's spouting gay
rights and now he's arguing about nails with Ellen.

Scotty


Sorta hard to be married to a woman for 34 years and not pick up a tidbit or
two of info.

As for gays, I simply fail to see how they've damaged society or trampled
your rights. I generally feel sorry for them--they've chosen a lifestyle
that is fraught with all sorts of problems and issues. But I'm no bigot.
YMMV.

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"Maxprop" wrote
Why would I give a rat's posterior? But you were the one contending that such a manicure job couldn't have been done
on natural nails. Busted again,


I never said that. Some stupid people where saying those were my *real* nails.
I couldn't be sailing with nails like that.... Why not? It isn't too hard to get them
off if they break you just glue another one on later.
I just said real nails aren't white on the ends like that. Sure you can give real
nails the French Nail treatment. But, in the picture my nails aren't even French Nails
like Katy said. Duh. Katy's just a dummies. French nails even if they're glue-ons are
light pearly pink on top and white on the bottom. But even the white has a pink tint
because the pink covers the whole top of the nails.
I wouldn't expect Katy to know that. She's way to plain and dumpy to ever
have been a model. Just like you're way too ignorant to know about nails...

Cheers,
Ellen




 
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