"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message
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"Joe" wrote
And you can do better with those finger nails? Your pics look like a
high maintance gal, not a sailor,

Duh, you can buy them in the drug store! Just glue them on. Every time
I try to grow my nails
long like that I break them on something. Hint: real nails aren't white
underneath the ends.

Busted again, Neal. Ever hear of French Nails?


Cheers,
Ellen (strong enough to put a whupping on most of the men, errr I should
say *boys*, here)

A flabby old girly-man at best. By the way--how's the inflatable doll doing
these days? Is "she" worn out, or has she been superceded by your left hand
again?

Max