"Joe" wrote
And you can do better with those finger nails? Your pics look like a
high maintance gal, not a sailor,

Duh, you can buy them in the drug store! Just glue them on. Every time I try to grow my nails
long like that I break them on something. Hint: real nails aren't white underneath the ends.

Cheers,
Ellen (strong enough to put a whupping on most of the men, errr I should say *boys*, here)