"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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Some of us have lives of more than one dimension.


You mean on ASA???

Your one dimensional life is chronicled here.



And you won't have 150 miles of mountain terrain under your belt either.



And you will have missed the HD premiere of the old Star Trek episodes!

Good point.



You "go" sailing. Why don't you just "sail". You are always going,
but do
you ever "get there"?


Can go to a place I never left.

Then why do you "go"?



I don't enjoy sailing that much so I don't sail that much.

Obviously.

Not only that, sailing weakens the body and constitution!




I'd much rather
get a good physical work

Nice, but we all know you're posting 24/7. Are you on a Bowflex as you
type?


You posting frequency well exceeds anyone else's by a triple margin.

Here's the Google stats for ASA alone:

All time top posters
28416 Capt. Rob
8866
7780 Scotty
7509
7147
7022
7001 Joe
6567
6472
6414




My God, you paid
over 60K to flop around in that thing.


We did??!!! Man, we were ripped!

Include all the work put into it at market price and it is still alot of
money for an undersized cockpit!

Not even 7 feet!




You get no exercise and do nothing other than 2 hour daysails.
Nothing else.


I have a two year old son. Better think it over.

Hiding behind children?

I'm in better shape
than you'll ever be and I'm far stronger by far.

How do you know that? Prove it!

Oh....and I sail a lot more than you and have a nicer boat.

How do you know that? Prove it!

Last night
I had a better workout in bed with my wife than you'll have on any
mountain trek.

Did she bleat like a llama? How well do velcro gloves work on her?

But seriously...aint that kid cute???!!!

Seriously, unless they are mongoloid imbeciles almost all kids are cute. I
bet you were cute at that age. Look at what happened.

For being such a weakling you do have an attractive wife (regardless of the
current hair color), a nice child, a big shiny fast boat (with some
shortcomings), nice camera equipment, a big stereo, a fleet of pricey new
cars, a big valuable coin collection, a nice set of puma knives, acres of
land in Ohio and Pennsylvania, hundreds of thousands in lottery winnings,
several apartment buildings, free boat yard service, 10 lead
ECG-defibrillators, the ultimate in cooking stoves, your own island of the
coast of North Carolina, the finest private schooling for your kid, the
finest cardiac clinic in the world for your wife to work in, a premium
non-collimated telescope, headphones that look like miniature refrigerators,
no need to work, the finest in apartment air filtration, the most modern
self adminstrating colonic machine, a roller bearing ouija board, free AOL
accounts, a bevy of beautiful women for when Sudsy isn't around, 3/4 scale
flotation throw cushions for your cockpit and Krusty as your Siamese twin
(you share a common sphincter). Despite all that you are a weakling. Prove
otherwise!

Your one dimensional life is chronicled here.


Ahh. Then it must be true then! That would also make you an a-hole and
Ganzy gayer than Scotty.


Then why do you "go"?


Sometimes you gotta go.


Not only that, sailing weakens the body and constitution!


Bush already did both.


You posting frequency well exceeds anyone else's by a triple margin.


Only by individual posts. Yours are 10 times longer each.


Include all the work put into it at market price and it is still
alot of
money


57K is a lot of money? Oh. And what work was put into it? I've barely
washed it.


Hiding behind children?

Nope. Chasing after one. That's why I'm in shape!


How do you know that? Prove it!

I already have.


How do you know that? Prove it!


You already admitted it.


Last night
I had a better workout in bed with my wife than you'll have on any
mountain trek.


Did she bleat like a llama? How well do velcro gloves work on her?


Seriously, unless they are mongoloid imbeciles almost all kids are
cute.

Boy, are you ever wrong!


bet you were cute at that age.


Wrong again!


Look at what happened.

Yep...I have a great wife, kid, boat and money/property all before I
turned 43. Not too shabby. Did you know I'm probably buying a new Lotus
Elise?

For being such a weakling you do have an attractive wife (regardless
of the
current hair color), a nice child, a big shiny fast boat (with some
shortcomings), nice camera equipment, a big stereo, a fleet of pricey
new
cars, a big valuable coin collection, a nice set of puma knives, acres
of
land in Ohio and Pennsylvania, hundreds of thousands in lottery
winnings,
several apartment buildings, free boat yard service, 10 lead
ECG-defibrillators, the ultimate in cooking stoves, your own island of
the
coast of North Carolina, the finest private schooling for your kid, the

finest cardiac clinic in the world for your wife to work in, a premium
non-collimated telescope, headphones that look like miniature
refrigerators,
no need to work, the finest in apartment air filtration, the most
modern
self adminstrating colonic machine, a roller bearing ouija board, free
AOL
accounts, a bevy of beautiful women for when Sudsy isn't around,


All true, but I got rid of the stereo and telescope for now.


Bye Bye!



RB
35s5
NY

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...


. Did you know I'm probably buying a new Lotus
Elise?


I had a Europa back in the 70's. It leaked oil a fair amount. I thought the
German Opel 1900 Series were much better built and engineered cars, though
they didn't handle like the Europa. Still, the ultimate was the limited
production Fiat-Abarth of the early 70's. It gave the Miura Type S a run for
the money. Ever drive the Elan?

Capt. Rob wrote:
You get no exercise and do nothing other than 2 hour daysails.
Nothing else.


I have a two year old son. Better think it over.


Total nonsense. You're using your kid as the excuse for why you can't
go out of sight of your slip.

When our daughter was a newborn we only went out a few times, but
before she had her first birthday she had made the 100 mile trip to
the Vineyard, further than you've gone in your life. By her second
she had done another trip to the Vineyard and one to Maine, in a boat
smaller than yours, without even air conditioning! When she was three
she crossed Lake Ontario in heavy weather, done the Erie Canal, and
cruised much of Long Island Sound and Buzzard's Bay, and the Islands.
By six she had sailed the entire east coast, from Bar Harbor to Key
West and back.

Face it Bob, you're a daysailor because you don't like spending more
than a few hours at a time on a boat. Not that there's anything wrong
with that.

Jeff wrote:
Capt. Rob wrote:
You get no exercise and do nothing other than 2 hour daysails.
Nothing else.


I have a two year old son. Better think it over

I think Bob's referring to the fact that having a 2 year old provides
plenty of exercise...been there, done that and I'm here to tell you, if
you're an active parent with toddlers you very seldom carry any excess
weight..(unless you eat what's leftover on their plates..yech...)

katy wrote:
Jeff wrote:
Capt. Rob wrote:
You get no exercise and do nothing other than 2 hour daysails.
Nothing else.


I have a two year old son. Better think it over

I think Bob's referring to the fact that having a 2 year old provides
plenty of exercise...been there, done that and I'm here to tell you, if
you're an active parent with toddlers you very seldom carry any excess
weight..(unless you eat what's leftover on their plates..yech...)

Who knows what Bob is talking about?

But I don't buy that one kid provides you with enough exercise - maybe
two or three headed in different directions.

Gilly said:
Some of us have lives of more than one dimension.

Since most of us live in either the Twilight Zone or the Outer Limits, I
would suspect that to be true...Bob, however, lives in the
Matrix...since I haven't been there, I can't speak to that...

"katy" wrote in message
...
Gilly said:
Some of us have lives of more than one dimension.

Since most of us live in either the Twilight Zone or the Outer Limits, I
would suspect that to be true...Bob, however, lives in the Matrix...since
I haven't been there, I can't speak to that...

I live on Gilligan's Island. Don't change that dial!

Gilligan wrote:

"katy" wrote in message
...
Gilly said:
Some of us have lives of more than one dimension.

Since most of us live in either the Twilight Zone or the Outer Limits, I
would suspect that to be true...Bob, however, lives in the Matrix...since
I haven't been there, I can't speak to that...

I live on Gilligan's Island. Don't change that dial!

How come it was "Gilligan's" Island? Why wasn't it the Skippers?
Didn't the Professor and Mary Ann deserve a bit of it? We demand a
redistribution of the wealth, (Max is going to get ****ed)!

Cheers
Marty

Martin Baxter wrote:
Gilligan wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...
Gilly said:
Some of us have lives of more than one dimension.
Since most of us live in either the Twilight Zone or the Outer Limits, I
would suspect that to be true...Bob, however, lives in the Matrix...since
I haven't been there, I can't speak to that...
I live on Gilligan's Island. Don't change that dial!

How come it was "Gilligan's" Island? Why wasn't it the Skippers?
Didn't the Professor and Mary Ann deserve a bit of it? We demand a
redistribution of the wealth, (Max is going to get ****ed)!

Cheers
Marty
As the official group Maryann, I demand that it now be called "Maryann's
Island"!!!!