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katy wrote:
Who knows what Bob is talking about?

But I don't buy that one kid provides you with enough exercise - maybe
two or three headed


Geeze, I'll bet a two or three headed kid does give one a good deal of
exercise!

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He's posted pictures of his family sailing without his son wearing a vest.
I, frankly, was shocked both by the picture and the explanation of why not.

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Well, at least he's wearing a lifejacket.

I don't get the impression that Bob would be that irresponsible.....



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katy wrote:
Jeff wrote:
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You get no exercise and do nothing other than 2 hour daysails.
Nothing else.


I have a two year old son. Better think it over


I think Bob's referring to the fact that having a 2 year old provides
plenty of exercise...been there, done that and I'm here to tell you, if
you're an active parent with toddlers you very seldom carry any excess
weight..(unless you eat what's leftover on their plates..yech...)


Who knows what Bob is talking about?

But I don't buy that one kid provides you with enough exercise - maybe two
or three headed in different directions.


Those dog shock collars work well on kids.


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Martin Baxter wrote:
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Gilly said:
Some of us have lives of more than one dimension.
Since most of us live in either the Twilight Zone or the Outer Limits, I
would suspect that to be true...Bob, however, lives in the Matrix...since
I haven't been there, I can't speak to that...

I live on Gilligan's Island. Don't change that dial!


How come it was "Gilligan's" Island? Why wasn't it the Skippers?
Didn't the Professor and Mary Ann deserve a bit of it? We demand a
redistribution of the wealth, (Max is going to get ****ed)!

Cheers
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As the official group Maryann, I demand that it now be called "Maryann's
Island"!!!!
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Jeff wrote:
katy wrote:
Jeff wrote:
Capt. Rob wrote:
You get no exercise and do nothing other than 2 hour daysails.
Nothing else.


I have a two year old son. Better think it over


I think Bob's referring to the fact that having a 2 year old provides
plenty of exercise...been there, done that and I'm here to tell you,
if you're an active parent with toddlers you very seldom carry any
excess weight..(unless you eat what's leftover on their plates..yech...)


Who knows what Bob is talking about?

But I don't buy that one kid provides you with enough exercise - maybe
two or three headed in different directions.


Been there, done that....


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Capt. JG wrote:
He's posted pictures of his family sailing without his son wearing a vest.
I, frankly, was shocked both by the picture and the explanation of why not.

I didn't see that since I have him JF's and only see quoted comments...
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Gilligan wrote:
"Jeff" wrote in message
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katy wrote:
Jeff wrote:
Capt. Rob wrote:
You get no exercise and do nothing other than 2 hour daysails.
Nothing else.


I have a two year old son. Better think it over
I think Bob's referring to the fact that having a 2 year old provides
plenty of exercise...been there, done that and I'm here to tell you, if
you're an active parent with toddlers you very seldom carry any excess
weight..(unless you eat what's leftover on their plates..yech...)

Who knows what Bob is talking about?

But I don't buy that one kid provides you with enough exercise - maybe two
or three headed in different directions.


Those dog shock collars work well on kids.


I remember the boys standing out by the pasture with some city friends
telling them that the electric fence only buzzes you a little and that
it was fun to touch (I had a high powered BullDozer rigged up)...Those
kids never came back.....
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I don't either, but I've seen the links that way also.

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He's posted pictures of his family sailing without his son wearing a
vest. I, frankly, was shocked both by the picture and the explanation of
why not.

I didn't see that since I have him JF's and only see quoted comments...



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"katy" wrote in message
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Martin Baxter wrote:
Gilligan wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Gilly said:
Some of us have lives of more than one dimension.
Since most of us live in either the Twilight Zone or the Outer Limits,
I
would suspect that to be true...Bob, however, lives in the
Matrix...since
I haven't been there, I can't speak to that...
I live on Gilligan's Island. Don't change that dial!


How come it was "Gilligan's" Island? Why wasn't it the Skippers? Didn't
the Professor and Mary Ann deserve a bit of it? We demand a
redistribution of the wealth, (Max is going to get ****ed)!

Cheers
Marty

As the official group Maryann, I demand that it now be called "Maryann's
Island"!!!!


Only if you wear the coconut shell bra.


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Your one dimensional life is chronicled here.


Ahh. Then it must be true then! That would also make you an a-hole and
Ganzy gayer than Scotty.


Then why do you "go"?


Sometimes you gotta go.


Not only that, sailing weakens the body and constitution!


Bush already did both.


You posting frequency well exceeds anyone else's by a triple margin.


Only by individual posts. Yours are 10 times longer each.


Include all the work put into it at market price and it is still
alot of
money


57K is a lot of money? Oh. And what work was put into it? I've barely
washed it.


Hiding behind children?

Nope. Chasing after one. That's why I'm in shape!


How do you know that? Prove it!

I already have.


How do you know that? Prove it!


You already admitted it.


Last night
I had a better workout in bed with my wife than you'll have on any
mountain trek.



Did she bleat like a llama? How well do velcro gloves work on her?


Seriously, unless they are mongoloid imbeciles almost all kids are
cute.

Boy, are you ever wrong!


bet you were cute at that age.


Wrong again!


Look at what happened.

Yep...I have a great wife, kid, boat and money/property all before I
turned 43. Not too shabby. Did you know I'm probably buying a new Lotus
Elise?

For being such a weakling you do have an attractive wife (regardless
of the
current hair color), a nice child, a big shiny fast boat (with some
shortcomings), nice camera equipment, a big stereo, a fleet of pricey
new
cars, a big valuable coin collection, a nice set of puma knives, acres
of
land in Ohio and Pennsylvania, hundreds of thousands in lottery
winnings,
several apartment buildings, free boat yard service, 10 lead
ECG-defibrillators, the ultimate in cooking stoves, your own island of
the
coast of North Carolina, the finest private schooling for your kid, the

finest cardiac clinic in the world for your wife to work in, a premium
non-collimated telescope, headphones that look like miniature
refrigerators,
no need to work, the finest in apartment air filtration, the most
modern
self adminstrating colonic machine, a roller bearing ouija board, free
AOL
accounts, a bevy of beautiful women for when Sudsy isn't around,


All true, but I got rid of the stereo and telescope for now.


Bye Bye!



RB
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NY

 
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