"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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Some of us have lives of more than one dimension.


You mean on ASA???

Your one dimensional life is chronicled here.



And you won't have 150 miles of mountain terrain under your belt either.



And you will have missed the HD premiere of the old Star Trek episodes!

Good point.



You "go" sailing. Why don't you just "sail". You are always going,
but do
you ever "get there"?


Can go to a place I never left.

Then why do you "go"?



I don't enjoy sailing that much so I don't sail that much.

Obviously.

Not only that, sailing weakens the body and constitution!




I'd much rather
get a good physical work

Nice, but we all know you're posting 24/7. Are you on a Bowflex as you
type?


You posting frequency well exceeds anyone else's by a triple margin.

Here's the Google stats for ASA alone:

All time top posters
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My God, you paid
over 60K to flop around in that thing.


We did??!!! Man, we were ripped!

Include all the work put into it at market price and it is still alot of
money for an undersized cockpit!

Not even 7 feet!




You get no exercise and do nothing other than 2 hour daysails.
Nothing else.


I have a two year old son. Better think it over.

Hiding behind children?

I'm in better shape
than you'll ever be and I'm far stronger by far.

How do you know that? Prove it!

Oh....and I sail a lot more than you and have a nicer boat.

How do you know that? Prove it!

Last night
I had a better workout in bed with my wife than you'll have on any
mountain trek.

Did she bleat like a llama? How well do velcro gloves work on her?

But seriously...aint that kid cute???!!!

Seriously, unless they are mongoloid imbeciles almost all kids are cute. I
bet you were cute at that age. Look at what happened.

For being such a weakling you do have an attractive wife (regardless of the
current hair color), a nice child, a big shiny fast boat (with some
shortcomings), nice camera equipment, a big stereo, a fleet of pricey new
cars, a big valuable coin collection, a nice set of puma knives, acres of
land in Ohio and Pennsylvania, hundreds of thousands in lottery winnings,
several apartment buildings, free boat yard service, 10 lead
ECG-defibrillators, the ultimate in cooking stoves, your own island of the
coast of North Carolina, the finest private schooling for your kid, the
finest cardiac clinic in the world for your wife to work in, a premium
non-collimated telescope, headphones that look like miniature refrigerators,
no need to work, the finest in apartment air filtration, the most modern
self adminstrating colonic machine, a roller bearing ouija board, free AOL
accounts, a bevy of beautiful women for when Sudsy isn't around, 3/4 scale
flotation throw cushions for your cockpit and Krusty as your Siamese twin
(you share a common sphincter). Despite all that you are a weakling. Prove
otherwise!