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Capt. Neal's baby...
Okay, I lied...I didn't have cancer after all. I had Capt. Neal's baby girl
two months early! Daddy didn't want to have any kids at such a late date in life, but I will provide a wonderful home for her! My new boyfriend has no children and has totally adopted the beautiful little girl (which shall go un-named). We are selling my house and moving to Hawaii, on the Northshore of Maui. Capt. Neal was afraid of what people might think of a man "his age" having children. Doctor's say that she is perfectly healthy! I have tried to call him to break the news, but he wouldn't answer my phone calls. CN's brother needs to pay off his Hummer, so he's looking for his brother to leave him his fortune...and broke up a loving relationship. LP (sailors are strange creatures) PS...notice how katysails has now started posted after months of absence, when she thinks Capt. Neal is posting again? |
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Capt. Neal's baby...
Lady Pilot wrote: Okay, I lied...I didn't have cancer after all. I had Capt. Neal's baby girl two months early! Daddy didn't want to have any kids at such a late date in life, but I will provide a wonderful home for her! My new boyfriend has no children and has totally adopted the beautiful little girl (which shall go un-named). We are selling my house and moving to Hawaii, on the Northshore of Maui. Capt. Neal was afraid of what people might think of a man "his age" having children. Doctor's say that she is perfectly healthy! I have tried to call him to break the news, but he wouldn't answer my phone calls. CN's brother needs to pay off his Hummer, so he's looking for his brother to leave him his fortune...and broke up a loving relationship. LP (sailors are strange creatures) PS...notice how katysails has now started posted after months of absence, when she thinks Capt. Neal is posting again? Hey, I heard that, saw him on the news. http://www.buzzhumor.com/videos/272/...s_Humping_Baby Capt. Neal all the way Congrats! You will have yer hand full Joe |
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Capt. Neal's baby...
In article , OzOne wrote:
On Sun, 6 Aug 2006 12:15:27 -0500, "Lady Pilot" scribbled thusly: Okay, I lied...I didn't have cancer after all. I had Capt. Neal's baby girl two months early! Daddy didn't want to have any kids at such a late date in life, but I will provide a wonderful home for her! My new boyfriend has no children and has totally adopted the beautiful little girl (which shall go un-named). We are selling my house and moving to Hawaii, on the Northshore of Maui. Capt. Neal was afraid of what people might think of a man "his age" having children. Doctor's say that she is perfectly healthy! I have tried to call him to break the news, but he wouldn't answer my phone calls. CN's brother needs to pay off his Hummer, so he's looking for his brother to leave him his fortune...and broke up a loving relationship. LP (sailors are strange creatures) PS...notice how katysails has now started posted after months of absence, when she thinks Capt. Neal is posting again? Ahhhh now I understand why you're locked in an institution with an armed guard...... Nah... He's just a liar. Said it himself. -- Capt. JG @@ www.sailnow.com |
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Capt. Neal's baby...
"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:UspBg.2336$W01.1300@dukeread08... Okay, I lied...I didn't have cancer after all. I had Capt. Neal's baby girl two months early! Daddy didn't want to have any kids at such a late date in life, but I will provide a wonderful home for her! My new boyfriend has no children and has totally adopted the beautiful little girl (which shall go un-named). We are selling my house and moving to Hawaii, on the Northshore of Maui. Capt. Neal was afraid of what people might think of a man "his age" having children. Doctor's say that she is perfectly healthy! I have tried to call him to break the news, but he wouldn't answer my phone calls. CN's brother needs to pay off his Hummer, so he's looking for his brother to leave him his fortune...and broke up a loving relationship. LP (sailors are strange creatures) PS...notice how katysails has now started posted after months of absence, when she thinks Capt. Neal is posting again? You're certifiable, LP. Max |
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Capt. Neal's baby...
Lady Pilot wrote:
Okay, I lied...I didn't have cancer after all. I had Capt. Neal's baby girl Really? Capt. Neal was afraid of what people might think of a man "his age" having children. Odd that a person who sets such great store by the Bible wouold not feel like an old time patriarch. PS...notice how katysails has now started posted after months of absence, when she thinks Capt. Neal is posting again? ?? Katysails has been posting here from time to time, has not had "months of absence." Maybe you've had months of not noticing? Joe wrote: Hey, I heard that, saw him on the news. http://www.buzzhumor.com/videos/272/...s_Humping_Baby Gee thanks Joe. I could have gone a long time without seeing that. DSK |
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Capt. Neal's baby...
OzOne wrote: Ahhhh now I understand why you're locked in an institution with an armed guard...... Nah, I was just drinking too many Heinekens and a couple of glasses of Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur. I was bored reading BS's posts and thought I would come up with a good troll and started typing out the most bizarre, it would make Bob's Kia minivan pale in comparison. It obviously worked, at least I died laughing when I read it again before the replies! Bwawhaaahaaa LP |
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Capt. Neal's baby...
"Joe" wrote: Hey, I heard that, saw him on the news. http://www.buzzhumor.com/videos/272/...s_Humping_Baby Capt. Neal all the way Now that is very bizarre! Congrats! You will have yer hand full Read above, it was just a troll. LP |
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Capt. Neal's baby...
"DSK" wrote: Lady Pilot wrote: Okay, I lied...I didn't have cancer after all. I had Capt. Neal's baby girl Really? Nope! Bwawawhahaaa. It made for wonderful bait though. Odd that a person who sets such great store by the Bible wouold not feel like an old time patriarch. He's not even old yet! LP |
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Capt. Neal's baby...
"Maxprop" wrote: You're certifiable, LP. Yep, got two certificates in Feb of this year and should receive 5 more by the end of the summer! Amen! LP ;-) |
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Capt. Neal's baby...
DSK wrote:
....snip... Joe wrote: Hey, I heard that, saw him on the news. http://www.buzzhumor.com/videos/272/...s_Humping_Baby Gee thanks Joe. I could have gone a long time without seeing that. Howzabout considering who "Suzy" and all the sailing "Bobettes" might actually be: http://www.realdoll.com/studio.asp Shudder! |
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