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...I proudly own a motor sailor
WTF R U talking about? BTW my boat is faster than yours,



Let's see...."Proud to own a MOTORSAILER"

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

And then....."BTW my boat is faster than yours"

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

All lost on Joe of course, but damn funny all the same!
We just got back from a bit of a wild ride on the 35s5, main only in
really heavy air. So heavy that the local races were called. Can't say
I blame them, and the wind was cold as well.
Okay, one more time....

"Proud to own a MOTORSAILER"" BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!




RB
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Capt. Rob wrote:
..I proudly own a motor sailor
WTF R U talking about? BTW my boat is faster than yours,



Let's see...."Proud to own a MOTORSAILER"

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

And then....."BTW my boat is faster than yours"


Sails better in any wind over 15 kts than your boat (Engine off)


BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

All lost on Joe of course, but damn funny all the same!
We just got back from a bit of a wild ride on the 35s5, main only in
really heavy air. So heavy that the local races were called. Can't say
I blame them,


No doubt with such a tender thin skinned clorox bottle. Your local
weather says winds 21knots with gust to 31, shucks bubbles that prime 9
knot sailing wind on redcloud, no reefs, 100% jib. And you are
sailing in protected waters. Were you scared?

and the wind was cold as well.


Guess turning on the heater was out of the question.
Bwahahahahahahahah


Okay, one more time....

"Proud to own a MOTORSAILER"" BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Damn strait.
http://www.sailinglinks.com/images/RedCloud.jpg

Maybe some day you will get to the stepping stone above a cheap
daysailor.

Congrads on getting to sail. Did you take any pictures?

Joe



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Capt. Rob wrote:
shucks bubbles that prime 9
knot sailing wind on redcloud,



9 knots??? With just the main we surged to 12 knots several times and
held 10.2-10-5 on a broad reach. My friend's J30 could not keep up. So
much for your faster boat.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Better leave the engine running...you need it!

Photos of Heart of Gold will be up with our new website shortly. Buh
buy, powerboater!




I noticed you surged to 10.5. I'm talking steady, RedCloud would
"surge" to 13 in 31 kt's easy...So much for your French clorox bottle.

BTW thats with the AC's running below. Cool & Dry.

Joe


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I noticed you surged to 10.5. I'm talking steady, RedCloud would
"surge" to 13 in 31 kt's easy...So much for your French clorox bottle.





But you didn't notice that your constant speed of 9 knots is still
slower than our 10.2. Let's put it another way. The Tayana 48 DS that I
sail is faster than your boat...and Heart of Gold can sail circles
around it.
Joe, your boat sails...but it's not a sailor's boat. As a passagemaker
it should be better than my boat....if you ever make a passage. But all
you do is post here! You make no passages. On the other hand Heart of
Gold was built for coastal sailing, family fun daysailing and shorter
range cruising. We use her for that and keep her light and nimble.
You're poor tub, is nothing more than a houseboat with masts, even less
fun to sail than Jeff's dull cat!!!
9 knots in 25-30 says it all. And I'm so glad you admitted it. Can you
imagine what a larger first series would do to you if my far smaller
boat is already faster?
Stomp!


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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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I'm going sailing.




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Capt. Rob wrote:
I noticed you surged to 10.5. I'm talking steady, RedCloud would
"surge" to 13 in 31 kt's easy...So much for your French clorox bottle.





But you didn't notice that your constant speed of 9 knots is still
slower than our 10.2. Let's put it another way.



Bwahahah...now your "surge" is constant...Bwahahaha right bubbles, U da
man.



The Tayana 48 DS that I
sail is faster than your boat...and Heart of Gold can sail circles
around it.


Sheeeze no old tired Tayana can keep pace with RedCloud.

Joe, your boat sails...but it's not a sailor's boat. As a passagemaker
it is better than my boat....if you ever make a passage. But all
you do is post here! You make no passages.


Bubbles I put more miles under my keel in a week then you do all year.

Have you ever been offshore?


On the other hand Heart of
Gold was built for coastal sailing, family fun daysailing and shorter
range cruising. We use her for that and keep her light and nimble.


Bwahahaha you've been crusing.....

Is that why you haul around heavy powerless AC's...to keep her light?
And you add enough ballest when you step aboard to extend your water
line 8 inches. You have no choice but to use her as a day sailor, one
Brody dump and your waste tank is overflowing, one half a shower and
your waterless, and your cubbie holes only hold one Brody size meal I'm
sure.


You're poor tub, is nothing more than a houseboat with masts, even less
fun to sail than Jeff's dull cat!!!


What do you know about sailing or boat quality. **** you"re a "Capt" on
par with Cap'n Crunch and Capt Kangaroo(self proclaimed). All the boats
you have owned were tender dangerious, flawed, dime a dozen pond crap.

9 knots in 25-30 says it all. And I'm so glad you admitted it. Can you
imagine what a larger first series would do to you if my far smaller
boat is already faster?
Stomp!


And my Labrisa that I sail 10X the amount you sail any boat in a
year... will leave your french whore in its wake any day. I can sail
circles around a fat ******* like you, any day, any weather. And with
the new Hood sails and custom racing rudder 90% of my time sailing now
will be on plane no doubt. 20 kts here I come.

Squish.

Joe


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Bwahahah...now your "surge" is constant...Bwahahaha right bubbles, U da

man.


Joe, do you think anyone doesn't see your obvious lies? I said we
surged to 12 knots and held just over 10 steady. That's faster than
your boat. You must be crazy to suggest that your motorsailor can keep
up with my boat. Your boat wasn't built to do it either, which not a
design flaw, dumbass.

Sheeeze no old tired Tayana can keep pace with RedCloud.

The Tayana 48 DS is new, dopey. It is far faster than your boat with an
actual PHRF rating. You got one of those?

Bubbles I put more miles under my keel in a week then you do all
year.

What week is that, Joe? All you do is post here while we sail...and I
sailed again today while you posted.


Is that why you haul around heavy powerless AC's...to keep her
light?


I carry far far less gear than you, period. And I thought everyone says
I barely need the AC. Now you say I need a generator? I think heat and
AC are nice at the dock where our protected marina gets little breeze.
I don't think I need it daysailing or doing weekend cruises, Joe. But
it's clear you need these things!


What do you know about sailing or boat quality.


Well, of the 21 boats I brokered in the last 9 months, 2 were Island
Packets, 1 was a Bristol 35.5, several were C&Cs, , 1 was a new Tartan
3500 and so on....I also get to sail these boats, attend the surveys
and run the sea trials. I work with boats, Joe. And that makes me ten
times the sailor you'll ever be. While you paint over rust this week
I'll be sailing my boat AND a restored Gulfstar. The following week
I'll be NC sailing a Hobie 16, which we rented for 4 days.

And my Labrisa that I sail


Bwahahahahhahaha! It had to come to that, didn't poor Joey!? Now you
have your "fun" boat because the Dead Cloud is a motorsailor.
Uggghhhh. Stick a fork in Joe.


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These are pretty funny comments;


"Joe" wrote in message

Have you ever been offshore?



And you add enough ballest when you step aboard to extend

your water
line 8 inches.


**** you"re a "Capt" on
par with Cap'n Crunch and Capt Kangaroo(self proclaimed).



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Now this is a really funny comment;

--
"Swab Rob" wrote
I work with boats, Joe. And that makes me ten
times the sailor you'll ever be.



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Capt. Rob wrote:



Bwahahahahhahaha! It had to come to that, didn't poor Joey!? Now you
have your "fun" boat because the Dead Cloud is a motorsailor.


What's the problem bubbles, is your day sailor sailing time any better
than my day sailor sailing time? My Labrisa has ever feature your boat
has and more, If I have my Tandy radio I have a better sound system as
well. And I do not smash into charted rocks.

My LaBrisa is faster, lighter, has a better set of new Ted Hood sails,
and can sail circles around any Bent-a-toe. If I bring a 5 gallon
bucket the holding tank is larger too!

I could stop typing and be sailing in 5 min bubbles, how about you?

Joe


Uggghhhh. Stick a fork in my dead twin, and he will pop.


RB
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