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...I proudly own a motor sailor
WTF R U talking about? BTW my boat is faster than yours, Let's see...."Proud to own a MOTORSAILER" BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! And then....."BTW my boat is faster than yours" BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! All lost on Joe of course, but damn funny all the same! We just got back from a bit of a wild ride on the 35s5, main only in really heavy air. So heavy that the local races were called. Can't say I blame them, and the wind was cold as well. Okay, one more time.... "Proud to own a MOTORSAILER"" BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! RB 35s5 NY |
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Capt. Rob wrote: ..I proudly own a motor sailor WTF R U talking about? BTW my boat is faster than yours, Let's see...."Proud to own a MOTORSAILER" BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! And then....."BTW my boat is faster than yours" Sails better in any wind over 15 kts than your boat (Engine off) BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! All lost on Joe of course, but damn funny all the same! We just got back from a bit of a wild ride on the 35s5, main only in really heavy air. So heavy that the local races were called. Can't say I blame them, No doubt with such a tender thin skinned clorox bottle. Your local weather says winds 21knots with gust to 31, shucks bubbles that prime 9 knot sailing wind on redcloud, no reefs, 100% jib. And you are sailing in protected waters. Were you scared? and the wind was cold as well. Guess turning on the heater was out of the question. Bwahahahahahahahah Okay, one more time.... "Proud to own a MOTORSAILER"" BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Damn strait. http://www.sailinglinks.com/images/RedCloud.jpg Maybe some day you will get to the stepping stone above a cheap daysailor. Congrads on getting to sail. Did you take any pictures? Joe RB 35s5 NY |
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Capt. Rob wrote: shucks bubbles that prime 9 knot sailing wind on redcloud, 9 knots??? With just the main we surged to 12 knots several times and held 10.2-10-5 on a broad reach. My friend's J30 could not keep up. So much for your faster boat. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Better leave the engine running...you need it! Photos of Heart of Gold will be up with our new website shortly. Buh buy, powerboater! I noticed you surged to 10.5. I'm talking steady, RedCloud would "surge" to 13 in 31 kt's easy...So much for your French clorox bottle. BTW thats with the AC's running below. Cool & Dry. Joe RB 35s5 NY |
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I noticed you surged to 10.5. I'm talking steady, RedCloud would "surge" to 13 in 31 kt's easy...So much for your French clorox bottle. But you didn't notice that your constant speed of 9 knots is still slower than our 10.2. Let's put it another way. The Tayana 48 DS that I sail is faster than your boat...and Heart of Gold can sail circles around it. Joe, your boat sails...but it's not a sailor's boat. As a passagemaker it should be better than my boat....if you ever make a passage. But all you do is post here! You make no passages. On the other hand Heart of Gold was built for coastal sailing, family fun daysailing and shorter range cruising. We use her for that and keep her light and nimble. You're poor tub, is nothing more than a houseboat with masts, even less fun to sail than Jeff's dull cat!!! 9 knots in 25-30 says it all. And I'm so glad you admitted it. Can you imagine what a larger first series would do to you if my far smaller boat is already faster? Stomp! RB 35s5 NY |
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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message oups.com.. .. I'm going sailing. |
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Capt. Rob wrote: I noticed you surged to 10.5. I'm talking steady, RedCloud would "surge" to 13 in 31 kt's easy...So much for your French clorox bottle. But you didn't notice that your constant speed of 9 knots is still slower than our 10.2. Let's put it another way. Bwahahah...now your "surge" is constant...Bwahahaha right bubbles, U da man. The Tayana 48 DS that I sail is faster than your boat...and Heart of Gold can sail circles around it. Sheeeze no old tired Tayana can keep pace with RedCloud. Joe, your boat sails...but it's not a sailor's boat. As a passagemaker it is better than my boat....if you ever make a passage. But all you do is post here! You make no passages. Bubbles I put more miles under my keel in a week then you do all year. Have you ever been offshore? On the other hand Heart of Gold was built for coastal sailing, family fun daysailing and shorter range cruising. We use her for that and keep her light and nimble. Bwahahaha you've been crusing..... Is that why you haul around heavy powerless AC's...to keep her light? And you add enough ballest when you step aboard to extend your water line 8 inches. You have no choice but to use her as a day sailor, one Brody dump and your waste tank is overflowing, one half a shower and your waterless, and your cubbie holes only hold one Brody size meal I'm sure. You're poor tub, is nothing more than a houseboat with masts, even less fun to sail than Jeff's dull cat!!! What do you know about sailing or boat quality. **** you"re a "Capt" on par with Cap'n Crunch and Capt Kangaroo(self proclaimed). All the boats you have owned were tender dangerious, flawed, dime a dozen pond crap. 9 knots in 25-30 says it all. And I'm so glad you admitted it. Can you imagine what a larger first series would do to you if my far smaller boat is already faster? Stomp! And my Labrisa that I sail 10X the amount you sail any boat in a year... will leave your french whore in its wake any day. I can sail circles around a fat ******* like you, any day, any weather. And with the new Hood sails and custom racing rudder 90% of my time sailing now will be on plane no doubt. 20 kts here I come. Squish. Joe RB 35s5 NY |
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Bwahahah...now your "surge" is constant...Bwahahaha right bubbles, U da man. Joe, do you think anyone doesn't see your obvious lies? I said we surged to 12 knots and held just over 10 steady. That's faster than your boat. You must be crazy to suggest that your motorsailor can keep up with my boat. Your boat wasn't built to do it either, which not a design flaw, dumbass. Sheeeze no old tired Tayana can keep pace with RedCloud. The Tayana 48 DS is new, dopey. It is far faster than your boat with an actual PHRF rating. You got one of those? Bubbles I put more miles under my keel in a week then you do all year. What week is that, Joe? All you do is post here while we sail...and I sailed again today while you posted. Is that why you haul around heavy powerless AC's...to keep her light? I carry far far less gear than you, period. And I thought everyone says I barely need the AC. Now you say I need a generator? I think heat and AC are nice at the dock where our protected marina gets little breeze. I don't think I need it daysailing or doing weekend cruises, Joe. But it's clear you need these things! What do you know about sailing or boat quality. Well, of the 21 boats I brokered in the last 9 months, 2 were Island Packets, 1 was a Bristol 35.5, several were C&Cs, , 1 was a new Tartan 3500 and so on....I also get to sail these boats, attend the surveys and run the sea trials. I work with boats, Joe. And that makes me ten times the sailor you'll ever be. While you paint over rust this week I'll be sailing my boat AND a restored Gulfstar. The following week I'll be NC sailing a Hobie 16, which we rented for 4 days. And my Labrisa that I sail Bwahahahahhahaha! It had to come to that, didn't poor Joey!? Now you have your "fun" boat because the Dead Cloud is a motorsailor. Uggghhhh. Stick a fork in Joe. RB 35s5 NY |
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These are pretty funny comments;
"Joe" wrote in message Have you ever been offshore? And you add enough ballest when you step aboard to extend your water line 8 inches. **** you"re a "Capt" on par with Cap'n Crunch and Capt Kangaroo(self proclaimed). |
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Now this is a really funny comment;
-- "Swab Rob" wrote I work with boats, Joe. And that makes me ten times the sailor you'll ever be. |
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Capt. Rob wrote: Bwahahahahhahaha! It had to come to that, didn't poor Joey!? Now you have your "fun" boat because the Dead Cloud is a motorsailor. What's the problem bubbles, is your day sailor sailing time any better than my day sailor sailing time? My Labrisa has ever feature your boat has and more, If I have my Tandy radio I have a better sound system as well. And I do not smash into charted rocks. My LaBrisa is faster, lighter, has a better set of new Ted Hood sails, and can sail circles around any Bent-a-toe. If I bring a 5 gallon bucket the holding tank is larger too! I could stop typing and be sailing in 5 min bubbles, how about you? Joe Uggghhhh. Stick a fork in my dead twin, and he will pop. RB 35s5 NY |
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