BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA......

That's the funniest thing I've read this week!

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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Cetrucell is a good solution to your problem. It works for this old man.
With my Neuro-Muscular disorder. I've said it before, and I'll say it
again. In old age a GOOD **** rate pretty damn high in pleasure

Right again, you old fart!

Thankfully, I don't need to resort to taking artificial fiber supplement
in order
to enjoy taking a good dump. If my stool becomes a little to hard and
dried out,
I eat a couple handfuls of golden raisins or a bowl of Raisin Bran and
drink a
bunch of beer and the turds come out long, soft, steaming and luxurious.
Reading your post reminded me that I had not yet dumped my load for the
morning
so I plonked my fat ass down on the cedar bucket and enjoyed a most
excellent
crap - you know, the kind that feels like it is emptying out the old
intestines all
the way up to the stomach! You can even feel it sliding past and massaging
the old prostate which is good for the health in that part of an older
man's body.

Before dumping the turd overboard, I noticed it was coiled up in the
bottom of the bucket about two and a half times. This would give it a
stretched-out length of about two or two and a half feet. Old Thom, I'm
sure you've probably forgotten how good taking such a massive, quality
dump feels. It re-invigorates the whole
body. It's almost as good as sex! Probably far better than sex with the
likes of a Katysails or a Miss Mo'lissa, for example.

CN