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"JG" wrote in message I hate to tell you Maxipad, but size doesn't matter. Dammit, Jon, do you have to gay-up EVERY post? Max |
"Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "JG" wrote in message "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "JG" wrote in message Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never actually did have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter U. Whatsamatta U. is, and has been, Western Michigan University at Kalamazoo. And no, I never attended there. I attended the University of Wyoming, Ball State University (Bachelor of Science in Business) and Indiana University (Doctor of Optometry). What are your credentials, Jon? Whatever you say Rocky. You "attended"?? Sort of like Cheney attending Yale I guess. Oh, sorry Jon, my oversight. I should have explained that a Bachelor of Science and a doctorate are degrees, implying graduation. I shouldn't have expected you to know that. I'm still awaiting your credentials, Jon. I believe that Jon has graduated "many cum inme" from the SFU.... -- Capt. Mooron - Overproof - "Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste |
I've seen my own death certificate...... it was dated Nov. 10th, 1997 ...
time of death at 2330hrs. If only one of my best friends hadn't been the deputy chief coroner at the time I'd not be paying taxes any longer!! Damn It All!!!!! -- Capt. Mooron - Overproof - "Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste "JG" wrote in message ... Hate to tell you ... but we all get one eventually. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 11:07:07 -0800, "JG" wrote this crap: Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never actually did have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter U. And you got what? a death certificate? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
So you were resurrected? Did you see the white light at the end of the
tunnel or did you see the red flames in a pit? "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:78IRd.171$9a3.168@edtnps91... I've seen my own death certificate...... it was dated Nov. 10th, 1997 ... time of death at 2330hrs. If only one of my best friends hadn't been the deputy chief coroner at the time I'd not be paying taxes any longer!! Damn It All!!!!! -- Capt. Mooron - Overproof - "Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste "JG" wrote in message ... Hate to tell you ... but we all get one eventually. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 11:07:07 -0800, "JG" wrote this crap: Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never actually did have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter U. And you got what? a death certificate? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
Katysails" wrote in message ... So you were resurrected? Did you see the white light at the end of the tunnel or did you see the red flames in a pit? Neither...... she called me into the office and I had to prove that the cadaver they had wasn't me. I never found out who it was. I have no idea why they had me identified as dead. Had she not personally known me it would have gone through the channels and I would now be legally dead! I begged them to just leave the paperwork as is..... but they would have none of it. I have a photo of the document..... that alone is Wicked Cool!! CM "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:78IRd.171$9a3.168@edtnps91... I've seen my own death certificate...... it was dated Nov. 10th, 1997 ... time of death at 2330hrs. If only one of my best friends hadn't been the deputy chief coroner at the time I'd not be paying taxes any longer!! Damn It All!!!!! -- Capt. Mooron - Overproof - "Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste "JG" wrote in message ... Hate to tell you ... but we all get one eventually. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 11:07:07 -0800, "JG" wrote this crap: Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never actually did have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter U. And you got what? a death certificate? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:tvIRd.176$9a3.45@edtnps91... Katysails" wrote in message ... So you were resurrected? Did you see the white light at the end of the tunnel or did you see the red flames in a pit? Neither...... she called me into the office and I had to prove that the cadaver they had wasn't me. I never found out who it was. I have no idea why they had me identified as dead. Had she not personally known me it would have gone through the channels and I would now be legally dead! I begged them to just leave the paperwork as is..... but they would have none of it. I have a photo of the document..... that alone is Wicked Cool!! And you didn't keep a copy? YOU FOOL!!!! G Max |
That's the level of your response. Got it.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "JG" wrote in message I hate to tell you Maxipad, but size doesn't matter. Dammit, Jon, do you have to gay-up EVERY post? Max |
Why would I feel the need to compare myself to you? You're the one with the
low self-esteem problem. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "JG" wrote in message "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "JG" wrote in message Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never actually did have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter U. Whatsamatta U. is, and has been, Western Michigan University at Kalamazoo. And no, I never attended there. I attended the University of Wyoming, Ball State University (Bachelor of Science in Business) and Indiana University (Doctor of Optometry). What are your credentials, Jon? Whatever you say Rocky. You "attended"?? Sort of like Cheney attending Yale I guess. Oh, sorry Jon, my oversight. I should have explained that a Bachelor of Science and a doctorate are degrees, implying graduation. I shouldn't have expected you to know that. I'm still awaiting your credentials, Jon. Max |
Moron has a lot of experience with this. You should listen to him....
bwahahahaaa.. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:m4IRd.170$9a3.84@edtnps91... "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "JG" wrote in message "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "JG" wrote in message Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never actually did have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter U. Whatsamatta U. is, and has been, Western Michigan University at Kalamazoo. And no, I never attended there. I attended the University of Wyoming, Ball State University (Bachelor of Science in Business) and Indiana University (Doctor of Optometry). What are your credentials, Jon? Whatever you say Rocky. You "attended"?? Sort of like Cheney attending Yale I guess. Oh, sorry Jon, my oversight. I should have explained that a Bachelor of Science and a doctorate are degrees, implying graduation. I shouldn't have expected you to know that. I'm still awaiting your credentials, Jon. I believe that Jon has graduated "many cum inme" from the SFU.... -- Capt. Mooron - Overproof - "Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste |
Apparently, you recovered. It must be the alcohol.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:78IRd.171$9a3.168@edtnps91... I've seen my own death certificate...... it was dated Nov. 10th, 1997 ... time of death at 2330hrs. If only one of my best friends hadn't been the deputy chief coroner at the time I'd not be paying taxes any longer!! Damn It All!!!!! -- Capt. Mooron - Overproof - "Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste "JG" wrote in message ... Hate to tell you ... but we all get one eventually. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 11:07:07 -0800, "JG" wrote this crap: Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never actually did have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter U. And you got what? a death certificate? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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