Dopey, just because where you live doesn't have a big problem, doesn't mean
the problems aren't elsewhere. You're looking dumber and dumber for someone
who is supposedely a high school graduate.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Maxprop" wrote in message
nk.net...

"Donal" wrote in message

How much did you lose?

None of your business, really.

I've had influenza twice. Once when I was 15, and again three years
ago.

I've had it twice. This was nowhere near as painful as the Hong Kong flu
I had years ago, during which I prayed for, but was not granted, a quick
demise. g This one only made me wish I were unconscious or heavily
drugged.

I heard that doctors went on strike in the US a few years ago. During
this
strike, the death rate rose. Is this true?

It's hogwash. First, physicians here are largely independent, albeit many
more now are employed by HMOs, hospitals, and corporate clinics than
before. Against whom would they strike?? Our doctors take the Hypocratic
oath, and 99.9% of them take it very seriously. To boot, neither
physicians nor hospitals are allowed by law to refuse care to those in
acute need. I don't know where you got that bit of disinfo, but it's just
that.

You over-estimate my reliance on your opinion.

You'd be well-advised to reconsider, in light of the fact that the opinion
is not only mine.

Max

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:6HxRd.2897$NN.1881@edtnps89...

"Donal" wrote in message

I couldn't care less about what happens in Canada. If your government is
happy to pay you to sit on your arse, that is their problem. If you
came
to
live in England, then I might get a bit upset!!

Well...... I can't believe you would take such a haphazard attitude to
the
benefits of government subsidized vacation time Donal! I pay into the
insurance plan.... so what is the ethical problem in taking advantage of a
program I subsidize???

If you really subsidise the plan then I will take my hat off to you.
However, I suspect that you pay less than you take out. That makes you a
scrounger.


There is no employment in my line of work during the
winter..... in my area.

So what? You need a different line of work!

I am merely taking advantage of my climactic
conditions and recouping a small portion of the ridiculous taxes I'm
forced
to endure.
Do you find yourself burdened by your self imposed ethics?


Yes!



Regards


Donal
--

"Donal" wrote in message

If you really subsidise the plan then I will take my hat off to you.
However, I suspect that you pay less than you take out. That makes you a
scrounger.

Well what I pay in and what I take out is all rather arbitrary isn't it? I
am merely taking advantage of an opportunity presented to me. If by some
misguided and unrealistic guidelines you should suggest that I leave this
fortune in cash to be spent frivilosly by my government..... I'll have to
request further explaination of your rational.


So what? You need a different line of work!

Ah Hah!! .... now we've broached the crux of it!! You are obviously
envious of my low overhead requirements and ability to navigate life with a
much simpler yet functional set of ethics, morals and standards! You tire of
carrying the cross of unblemished integrity under the brutal burden that
route presents. Maybe it isn't I that requires a different line of work?
After all .... how can you fault a sytem that allows me to meet my annual
cash flow requirements within 6 months and yet allows for my alcohol and
combustibles to be paid for during my 6 month vacation?


Yes!

.....and so should you!

CM

But then they might assume that you were the other guy and he might have
been wanted for heinous crimes that would have sent him to the pen for a
kajillion years and then you would have been stuck there with only brew you
could distill in the laundry....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:tvIRd.176$9a3.45@edtnps91...

Katysails" wrote in message
...
So you were resurrected? Did you see the white light at the end of the
tunnel or did you see the red flames in a pit?

Neither...... she called me into the office and I had to prove that the
cadaver they had wasn't me. I never found out who it was. I have no idea
why they had me identified as dead. Had she not personally known me it
would have gone through the channels and I would now be legally dead! I
begged them to just leave the paperwork as is..... but they would have
none of it. I have a photo of the document..... that alone is Wicked
Cool!!

CM



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:78IRd.171$9a3.168@edtnps91...
I've seen my own death certificate...... it was dated Nov. 10th, 1997
... time of death at 2330hrs. If only one of my best friends hadn't been
the deputy chief coroner at the time I'd not be paying taxes any
longer!! Damn It All!!!!!
--

Capt. Mooron
- Overproof -
"Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste

"JG" wrote in message
...
Hate to tell you ... but we all get one eventually.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 11:07:07 -0800, "JG" wrote
this crap:

Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never actually
did
have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter U.


And you got what? a death certificate?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Do you realize how stupid it sounds when a woman talks about beer?

No? Well then, just imagine how stupid it would sound if men talked
as if they were experts on tampons.

Please stick to subjects you know . . . I know, I know! It would mean
you had to shut your yap completely for once but do give us all a break.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
But then they might assume that you were the other guy and he might have
been wanted for heinous crimes that would have sent him to the pen for a
kajillion years and then you would have been stuck there with only brew you
could distill in the laundry....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:tvIRd.176$9a3.45@edtnps91...

Katysails" wrote in message
...
So you were resurrected? Did you see the white light at the end of the
tunnel or did you see the red flames in a pit?

Neither...... she called me into the office and I had to prove that the
cadaver they had wasn't me. I never found out who it was. I have no idea
why they had me identified as dead. Had she not personally known me it
would have gone through the channels and I would now be legally dead! I
begged them to just leave the paperwork as is..... but they would have
none of it. I have a photo of the document..... that alone is Wicked
Cool!!

CM



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:78IRd.171$9a3.168@edtnps91...
I've seen my own death certificate...... it was dated Nov. 10th, 1997
... time of death at 2330hrs. If only one of my best friends hadn't been
the deputy chief coroner at the time I'd not be paying taxes any
longer!! Damn It All!!!!!
--

Capt. Mooron
- Overproof -
"Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste

"JG" wrote in message
...
Hate to tell you ... but we all get one eventually.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 11:07:07 -0800, "JG" wrote
this crap:

Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never actually
did
have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter U.


And you got what? a death certificate?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Do you know how stupid you sound when you don't know what the eff you're
talking about? The post wasn't about beer, DB...it was about death...maybe
there's a correlation there for you?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Do you realize how stupid it sounds when a woman talks about beer?

No? Well then, just imagine how stupid it would sound if men talked
as if they were experts on tampons.

Please stick to subjects you know . . . I know, I know! It would mean
you had to shut your yap completely for once but do give us all a break.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
But then they might assume that you were the other guy and he might have
been wanted for heinous crimes that would have sent him to the pen for a
kajillion years and then you would have been stuck there with only brew
you could distill in the laundry....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:tvIRd.176$9a3.45@edtnps91...

Katysails" wrote in message
...
So you were resurrected? Did you see the white light at the end of the
tunnel or did you see the red flames in a pit?

Neither...... she called me into the office and I had to prove that
the cadaver they had wasn't me. I never found out who it was. I have no
idea why they had me identified as dead. Had she not personally known me
it would have gone through the channels and I would now be legally dead!
I begged them to just leave the paperwork as is..... but they would have
none of it. I have a photo of the document..... that alone is Wicked
Cool!!

CM



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:78IRd.171$9a3.168@edtnps91...
I've seen my own death certificate...... it was dated Nov. 10th, 1997
... time of death at 2330hrs. If only one of my best friends hadn't
been the deputy chief coroner at the time I'd not be paying taxes any
longer!! Damn It All!!!!!
--

Capt. Mooron
- Overproof -
"Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste

"JG" wrote in message
...
Hate to tell you ... but we all get one eventually.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 11:07:07 -0800, "JG"
wrote
this crap:

Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never actually
did
have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter U.


And you got what? a death certificate?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Read your post again where you talk of brew . . .

Duh!

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
Do you know how stupid you sound when you don't know what the eff you're talking about? The post wasn't about beer, DB...it was
about death...maybe there's a correlation there for you?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...

Do you realize how stupid it sounds when a woman talks about beer?

No? Well then, just imagine how stupid it would sound if men talked
as if they were experts on tampons.

Please stick to subjects you know . . . I know, I know! It would mean
you had to shut your yap completely for once but do give us all a break.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
But then they might assume that you were the other guy and he might have been wanted for heinous crimes that would have sent him
to the pen for a kajillion years and then you would have been stuck there with only brew you could distill in the laundry....

hard liquor is distilled....once again you're forced to eat your own foot...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


Read your post again where you talk of brew . . .

Duh!

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Do you know how stupid you sound when you don't know what the eff you're
talking about? The post wasn't about beer, DB...it was about
death...maybe there's a correlation there for you?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Do you realize how stupid it sounds when a woman talks about beer?

No? Well then, just imagine how stupid it would sound if men talked
as if they were experts on tampons.

Please stick to subjects you know . . . I know, I know! It would mean
you had to shut your yap completely for once but do give us all a break.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
But then they might assume that you were the other guy and he might
have been wanted for heinous crimes that would have sent him to the pen
for a kajillion years and then you would have been stuck there with
only brew you could distill in the laundry....

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"JG" wrote in message

Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never
actually did
have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter
U.

Whatsamatta U. is, and has been, Western Michigan University at
Kalamazoo.
And no, I never attended there. I attended the University of
Wyoming, Ball
State University (Bachelor of Science in Business) and Indiana
University
(Doctor of Optometry).


Phtttt, I've been to Harvard.

Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
...
So you were resurrected? Did you see the white light at the end of
the
tunnel or did you see the red flames in a pit?

All he saw was the bottom of an Overproof bottle.

SV