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I think they have WMD stored in the Chook Coop.... I'm going to have to
invade! I'll let them have "elections" and then place my own Rooster in charge despite the vote results. Sure there will be bloodshed and lost chickens... but that's the cost of fresh eggs these days! CM "JG" wrote in message ... You need to stay away from the chickens. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:w2KMd.3302$rB6.496@edtnps91... "Donal" wrote in message You are mistaken when you say that people who spend money on their pets are "generous". Most pets are, in fact, a substitute for family/lovers/slaves. People who own pets are seeking affection or obedience, and are far more likely to be self centred than non-pet owners. Donal... my chickens won't obey any commands I give them... I think they are plotting something. The goose just wants a pet and a handout of food.... the Rhodesian Ridge back thinks it owns me.... what am I doing wrong? PS... I think the canary and the parrot are backing the chook revolt... I'm thinking of invoking the patriot act . CM |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message "Donal" wrote in message You are mistaken when you say that people who spend money on their pets are "generous". Most pets are, in fact, a substitute for family/lovers/slaves. People who own pets are seeking affection or obedience, and are far more likely to be self centred than non-pet owners. Donal... my chickens won't obey any commands I give them... I think they are plotting something. The goose just wants a pet and a handout of food.... the Rhodesian Ridge back thinks it owns me.... what am I doing wrong? PS... I think the canary and the parrot are backing the chook revolt... I'm thinking of invoking the patriot act . I think, in this case, it would be the Pet-riot Act. Mac |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message "Maxprop" wrote in message Donal, properly cleaned and prepared, could feed 10 hungry African families for months. g I know for a fact they really like Missionaries.... they claim the meat is sweet and tender. Perhaps we should send them a supply of George Foreman grills, along with Donal. Max |
"Maxprop" wrote in message .net... "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message "Donal" wrote in message You are mistaken when you say that people who spend money on their pets are "generous". Most pets are, in fact, a substitute for family/lovers/slaves. People who own pets are seeking affection or obedience, and are far more likely to be self centred than non-pet owners. Donal... my chickens won't obey any commands I give them... I think they are plotting something. The goose just wants a pet and a handout of food.... the Rhodesian Ridge back thinks it owns me.... what am I doing wrong? PS... I think the canary and the parrot are backing the chook revolt... I'm thinking of invoking the patriot act . I think, in this case, it would be the Pet-riot Act. Heh.. excellent Idea... do you work for Haliburton by any chance? CM |
"Maxprop" wrote in message .net... "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message "Maxprop" wrote in message Donal, properly cleaned and prepared, could feed 10 hungry African families for months. g I know for a fact they really like Missionaries.... they claim the meat is sweet and tender. Perhaps we should send them a supply of George Foreman grills, along with Donal. If we send Donal... we should include some vinegar.. so they get the full Brit Flavour! CM |
"Donal" wrote in message It's probably a "pronounciation" problem. Have you tried giving them instructions when you're sober? Sober???... what a novel idea!! Oh wait..I enacted the Pet-riot Act and have already added overproof to their drinking water... crowd control.... I'm thinking maybe declaring a war on drugs.. but first I have to get them addicted to something... maybe lace the mash with cocaine? Yeah... then it would be like Bush and the Oil companies... if they want more mash... they'll have to produce more eggs! I can declare war on the terrorist raccoons.... they have Paws of Mass Destruction.... that should be sufficient reason to revoke the coop's open door policy and lock it down for good. Nobody gets in or out without permission! Oh Yeah... I'm lovin' this Bush Doctrine of the Chook Coop strategy.... CM |
They're making them that big nowadays?
"Maxprop" wrote in message .net... "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message "Maxprop" wrote in message Donal, properly cleaned and prepared, could feed 10 hungry African families for months. g I know for a fact they really like Missionaries.... they claim the meat is sweet and tender. Perhaps we should send them a supply of George Foreman grills, along with Donal. Max |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:w2KMd.3302$rB6.496@edtnps91... "Donal" wrote in message You are mistaken when you say that people who spend money on their pets are "generous". Most pets are, in fact, a substitute for family/lovers/slaves. People who own pets are seeking affection or obedience, and are far more likely to be self centred than non-pet owners. Donal... my chickens won't obey any commands I give them... It's probably a "pronounciation" problem. Have you tried giving them instructions when you're sober? Regards Donal -- |
Donal wrote:
"katysails" wrote in message ... In order for those children to receive the $15, the original donation would have to be more like %250 to cover the costs of management fees, etc.... I think that you have been subjected to propoganda. There are many disreputable charities who deliver very little of their income to the needy. However, most mainstream charities are quite efficient. The St. Vincent de Paul, for example, spends 90% of its income on the needy. http://www.cdi.gov.au/submissions/19...centDePaul.doc There is nothing wrong with taking care of one of God's creatures that you love, be it pet or another human being. Most people who are generous and kind to pets are also generous and kind in charitable giving. People who are mean to animals generally don't give a rat's ass about people at all... That sounds really nice. In fact I'd suggest that it is politically correct rubbish. You are mistaken when you say that people who spend money on their pets are "generous". Most pets are, in fact, a substitute for family/lovers/slaves. People who own pets are seeking affection or obedience, and are far more likely to be self centred than non-pet owners. Sell your freaking boat and feed the whole continent Regards Donal -- |
Donal wrote:
"Maxprop" wrote in message nk.net... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message If he goes blind they can always have him put to sleep. Seems like I recall somebody here having a poor little kitten put to sleep because it went blind. Cataract surgery for cats and dogs costs roughly $150, takes 10 minutes, and generally only one clear eye is required for a pet to function normally. You could probably feed an African family for 6 months with $150. Who cares? Obviously not you, or you would sell your leaky sailboat and feed the entire African continent for a year. Anyone who'd put down a pet due to cataracts is slime. Anyone who would spend $150 dollars on a pet has definitely got their priorities wrong. That money could feed 5 hungry African children for months. Regards Donal -- |
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