Seems to me that's is you who need the coal. I hear it's cold out there in
the hinter land.

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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Tsk, tsk, tsk Such anger! Such language, and only 3 days till
Christmas. Try to calm down Jonny, or you'll get nothin but coal in
your stocking.

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Merry Christmas......
Scotty



"JG" wrote
Try going and ****ing yourself...

Talk to Neal....

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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Thu, 23 Dec 2004 06:53:07 GMT, "Maxprop"
wrote this crap:

So will I. There's a lot of rhetoric around here about how great fresh
water is and all that. I'll take the salt any day. It's clearer,
cleaner,
and I can actually float in it.


**** floats in salt water?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

And, the authorities in Florida won't let him within 100 yards of school
yards.

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"katysails" wrote in message
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Um...I wouldn't let Neal within 100 miles of my granddaughters...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:KLvyd.21925$F25.3634@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Yes, Grandma! Bwahahahhahahhahahahhah!

Give them a hug for me. I don't have any
children or grandchildren with whom to
enjoy Christmas. Bah, humbug!

Not until now, at least... ;-)

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:KLvyd.21925$F25.3634@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Yes, Grandma! Bwahahahhahahhahahahhah!

Give them a hug for me. I don't have any
children or grandchildren with whom to
enjoy Christmas. Bah, humbug!

Not until now, at least... ;-)

LP


Yikes!

Oh my! Don't think I like the sound of that.

Don't tell me you're pregnant.

Garn, it couldn't have been me. You couldn't know so
soon. It's only been a week or two since we first
enjoyed each other's company in bed . . .

Gotta think. Mmmmm. Oh boy. Ahhhhhh.

Ah HA!, now I think I understand why Moroon has run
away and is hiding . . . It's not mine - it's Moroon's.

That scoundrel, that scalawag, that cad, that gigolo.

A duel, I demand a duel!

CN

OzOne wrote in message ...

Actually Cappy, where the yacht is, the wind was probably less than
30.
Can you explain that?
Do you now start to understand just how little you know?


I know enough to understand a balanced sail plan. The only
time a storm trysail is needed is for survival conditions.
When you're racing in a little fifty-five knot blow you
should be racing - not putzing around with a reefed mainsail
acting afraid. Those guys were clearly hove-to and hove-to
sideways to the wind. The configuration of their hull and
keel did not allow the vessel's head to face the wind.

They put themselves into a dangerous position laying sideways
to the wind and waves. They were asking for a knock-down.

Real sailors would have bent on a balanced sail plan and
run downwind enough to have some way on and some
control. The picture shows an inept crew.

I know you don't like to hear this because you seem to have
some personal identification with the losers but get over it
and face the facts.

I could have and would have done better than they did.

CN

"Maxprop" wrote in message
link.net...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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Some sailor you are! Go stand in the corner.

This is such an ignorant post, I'm not going to respond to it.

That's the dumbest thing that I've ever read!

Regards


Donal
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"JG" wrote in message

Try going and ****ing yourself... just like your hero Chumpy..

Are you beginning to see why you need help, Jon, or is the significance of
this particular response lost on you?

Max

OzOne wrote in message

On Thu, 23 Dec 2004 06:51:19 GMT, "Maxprop"
scribbled thusly:

The prime catch is getting to Oz. I'm hanging upside down on the globe,
from your perspective. Or is it you that's upside down? Say, how do
those
Alice White bottles stay on the tables down there?

Max

Alice White!
Just another sucker ploy.
A US company importing bulk wines from Oz and bottling it with a
'catchy' label.
Not available here AFAIK.

Consider yourself lucky. I won't drink any of that Ozzy bulk crap. No AW,
Yellowtail, etc. I prefer Penfolds.

Max

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message


"Maxprop" wrote:

So will I. There's a lot of rhetoric around here about how great fresh
water is and all that. I'll take the salt any day. It's clearer,
cleaner, and I can actually float in it.

I'm just wondering why my salt scrub from Switzerland costs so much.

Because it's from Switzerland?

Maybe I should just go sailing in the ocean and save the money?

Only if you live there. Visiting for a "salt scrub" might make the Swiss
stuff look cheap by comparison.

Max

"John Cairns" wrote in message

I found it odd that Nil claimed he spent all of the time he was absent
"sailing around the Caribbean, then offered absolutely no proof
whatsoever. Katy claims otherwise, but I've always wondered if Nil was
nothing more than a figment of someone's imagination.

Katy seems convinced that Neal is real, but I'm not convinced he's anything
more than a smelly old gym sock on someone else's hand, all painted up with
a lipstick mouth and two Sharpie eye spots.

Max