"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

The secret is out! I heard Condi is considering sactions and force
will only be used as a last resort.

It's already in the works... you guys have sanctions against our cows, our
trees, our potatoes and I understand you have Apache Attack Choppers on
border patrol.

And, you're on our border, right?

All along the northern border and more..... you guys do know we have a much
bigger land mass than you do? .... and B-r-r-r it's cold up here all the
time!

We have plenty of wackos with guns hiding out in the forest. They're
called "survivalists," but mostly they left L.A. or N.Y. so they can
fight with each other.

Well Jon... we don't really worry about urban bushwhackers up here. Let's
face it... first sight of a Moose and they'd run back south again.

If it was instituted as proposed by Charles Rangle, then there would
be no deferments for the rich. I hate to say it, but you'll see a lot
of Congress members' kids. Perhaps even two daughters of our
president.

As long as they are RICH..... they are welcomed to Dodge North!

Not now that you told us about the oil and socialism.

Don't get cocky... we have "Suicide Beer Bombers".... one can take out an
entire platoon!

Some advise... plan the attack for mid winter.... you can track us better in
the snow and we'll all be at home drawing unemployment insurance and really
drunk.

CM

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Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

The secret is out! I heard Condi is considering sactions and force
will only be used as a last resort.

It's already in the works... you guys have sanctions against our cows, our
trees, our potatoes and I understand you have Apache Attack Choppers on
border patrol.

Not only that, but the CIA has infiltrated the RCMP. It's just a
matter of time now.

And, you're on our border, right?

All along the northern border and more..... you guys do know we have a much
bigger land mass than you do? .... and B-r-r-r it's cold up here all the
time!

Northern border? Oh, ok. Obviously you've never seen a real map of
the world: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage-6253.html

We have plenty of wackos with guns hiding out in the forest. They're
called "survivalists," but mostly they left L.A. or N.Y. so they can
fight with each other.

Well Jon... we don't really worry about urban bushwhackers up here. Let's
face it... first sight of a Moose and they'd run back south again.

But Bowinkle A Moose was not threatening, just horney.

If it was instituted as proposed by Charles Rangle, then there would
be no deferments for the rich. I hate to say it, but you'll see a lot
of Congress members' kids. Perhaps even two daughters of our
president.

As long as they are RICH..... they are welcomed to Dodge North!

They are definitely rich... very spoiled though.

Not now that you told us about the oil and socialism.

Don't get cocky... we have "Suicide Beer Bombers".... one can take out an
entire platoon!

I knew a guy who was hit with one. He puked in the patrol car. The cop
*loved* that.

Some advise... plan the attack for mid winter.... you can track us better in
the snow and we'll all be at home drawing unemployment insurance and really
drunk.

We're smarter than the Germans.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

Capt. Mooron wrote:



Some advise... plan the attack for mid winter....

Mid winter? Fergit it Jon, it's frickin winter here all year, never stops snowing, and the women are ugly, you wouldn't like it at all, best stay home
where it's warm!

Cheers
Marty