I notice that several of the posters here have difficulty with creative
replies, cutting commentary, razor like wit and rhetoric. I'm not certain if
it's due to laziness, lack of creative ability or vacationing script
writers...... but I am about to propose a solution. I wish to assemble the
best of the best.... those posters which consistently provide the audience
with a penned performance worth their time.

We can offer a service to those who feel overwhelmed and under fire to have
their replies written for them. At a reasonable fee you would be able to
secure the service of a select few of the very best the NG has to offer to
take up verbal warfare and allow a chance at redemption.

Yes... indeed..... I propose we select by vote....

The League of Extraordinary Haranguers


Please vote for your favourite on this thread.

I'll elect:
Gilligan
Donal
Tadpole


I'll be diving today... next to my sailboat === mandatory sailing content


CM

Duh.......whats do youse meens???

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
I notice that several of the posters here have difficulty with creative
replies, cutting commentary, razor like wit and rhetoric. I'm not certain
if
it's due to laziness, lack of creative ability or vacationing script
writers...... but I am about to propose a solution. I wish to assemble
the
best of the best.... those posters which consistently provide the audience
with a penned performance worth their time.

We can offer a service to those who feel overwhelmed and under fire to
have
their replies written for them. At a reasonable fee you would be able to
secure the service of a select few of the very best the NG has to offer to
take up verbal warfare and allow a chance at redemption.

Yes... indeed..... I propose we select by vote....

The League of Extraordinary Haranguers


Please vote for your favourite on this thread.

I'll elect:
Gilligan
Donal
Tadpole


I'll be diving today... next to my sailboat === mandatory sailing content


CM

....and because Scott got lippy!!

I also elect:
Scott Vernon - the ability to twist and rearrange harmless prose in a
weapon.

CM







"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| Duh.......whats do youse meens???
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| I notice that several of the posters here have difficulty with creative
| replies, cutting commentary, razor like wit and rhetoric. I'm not
certain
| if
| it's due to laziness, lack of creative ability or vacationing script
| writers...... but I am about to propose a solution. I wish to assemble
| the
| best of the best.... those posters which consistently provide the
audience
| with a penned performance worth their time.
|
| We can offer a service to those who feel overwhelmed and under fire to
| have
| their replies written for them. At a reasonable fee you would be able to
| secure the service of a select few of the very best the NG has to offer
to
| take up verbal warfare and allow a chance at redemption.
|
| Yes... indeed..... I propose we select by vote....
|
| The League of Extraordinary Haranguers
|
|
| Please vote for your favourite on this thread.
|
| I'll elect:
| Gilligan
| Donal
| Tadpole
|
|
| I'll be diving today... next to my sailboat === mandatory sailing
content
|
|
| CM
|
|
|
|

Hired haranguers? I can see it now. Mooron opens with an Ewok gambit to Booby's genitals. Booby then offers Mooron a contract to
reply to his own attack. Mooron, sensing an easy victory, accepts the challenge. He then counters for Booby by whacking himself
upside the head with an empty Overproof bottle. Mooron then replies by poking himself in the eye with a sharp stick. The mayhem
continues until Mooron collapses in upon himself and disappears in a black hole. Booby then refuses to pay the estate, claiming
that Mooron, in counter-striking with an empty bottle instead of a full one, committed fraud.

"Damndest thing I've heard since my Uncle with two heads debated free silver and refuted himself."


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
I notice that several of the posters here have difficulty with creative
replies, cutting commentary, razor like wit and rhetoric. I'm not certain if
it's due to laziness, lack of creative ability or vacationing script
writers...... but I am about to propose a solution. I wish to assemble the
best of the best.... those posters which consistently provide the audience
with a penned performance worth their time.

We can offer a service to those who feel overwhelmed and under fire to have
their replies written for them. At a reasonable fee you would be able to
secure the service of a select few of the very best the NG has to offer to
take up verbal warfare and allow a chance at redemption.

Yes... indeed..... I propose we select by vote....

The League of Extraordinary Haranguers


Please vote for your favourite on this thread.

I'll elect:
Gilligan
Donal
Tadpole


I'll be diving today... next to my sailboat === mandatory sailing content


CM

I wouldn't
ever elect myself to be within the League of Extraordinary Haranguers....

And with the above, you actually enter the ranks!
Congrats!

Capt RB

Capt. Mooron hung up in kelp,
Oxygen depleted, he needs your help.
Perhaps the League will aid his cunning,
Replace his flag with better bunting.
Brain damaged, he's a bore,
Too proud to see, my metaphor.


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
The very fact you sank to mentioning
physical violence precludes you from application to the League. I wouldn't
ever elect myself to be within the League of Extraordinary Haranguers....
I'm comfortable knowing I'm just not that witty or cunning. I expect that I
may have to hire them to give you your comeuppance.

Enjoy the grievous belittling you are heaping on me now.... once the league
is formed you will be cowering in fear.

CM






"jlrogers" wrote in message
...
| Hired haranguers? I can see it now. Mooron opens with an Ewok gambit to
Booby's genitals. Booby then offers Mooron a contract to
| reply to his own attack. Mooron, sensing an easy victory, accepts the
challenge. He then counters for Booby by whacking himself
| upside the head with an empty Overproof bottle. Mooron then replies by
poking himself in the eye with a sharp stick. The mayhem
| continues until Mooron collapses in upon himself and disappears in a black
hole. Booby then refuses to pay the estate, claiming
| that Mooron, in counter-striking with an empty bottle instead of a full
one, committed fraud.
|
| "Damndest thing I've heard since my Uncle with two heads debated free
silver and refuted himself."
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| I notice that several of the posters here have difficulty with creative
| replies, cutting commentary, razor like wit and rhetoric. I'm not
certain if
| it's due to laziness, lack of creative ability or vacationing script
| writers...... but I am about to propose a solution. I wish to assemble
the
| best of the best.... those posters which consistently provide the
audience
| with a penned performance worth their time.
|
| We can offer a service to those who feel overwhelmed and under fire to
have
| their replies written for them. At a reasonable fee you would be able to
| secure the service of a select few of the very best the NG has to offer
to
| take up verbal warfare and allow a chance at redemption.
|
| Yes... indeed..... I propose we select by vote....
|
| The League of Extraordinary Haranguers
|
|
| Please vote for your favourite on this thread.
|
| I'll elect:
| Gilligan
| Donal
| Tadpole
|
|
| I'll be diving today... next to my sailboat === mandatory sailing
content
|
|
| CM
|
|
|
|

Tadpole by far is the best.

I'm still laughing from his "ultraviolet soapbox" comment.


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
I notice that several of the posters here have difficulty with creative
replies, cutting commentary, razor like wit and rhetoric. I'm not certain
if
it's due to laziness, lack of creative ability or vacationing script
writers...... but I am about to propose a solution. I wish to assemble
the
best of the best.... those posters which consistently provide the audience
with a penned performance worth their time.

We can offer a service to those who feel overwhelmed and under fire to
have
their replies written for them. At a reasonable fee you would be able to
secure the service of a select few of the very best the NG has to offer to
take up verbal warfare and allow a chance at redemption.

Yes... indeed..... I propose we select by vote....

The League of Extraordinary Haranguers


Please vote for your favourite on this thread.

I'll elect:
Gilligan
Donal
Tadpole


I'll be diving today... next to my sailboat === mandatory sailing content


CM

I will neither confirm nor deny that I've read your post....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
I notice that several of the posters here have difficulty with creative
replies, cutting commentary, razor like wit and rhetoric. I'm not certain
if
it's due to laziness, lack of creative ability or vacationing script
writers...... but I am about to propose a solution. I wish to assemble
the
best of the best.... those posters which consistently provide the audience
with a penned performance worth their time.

We can offer a service to those who feel overwhelmed and under fire to
have
their replies written for them. At a reasonable fee you would be able to
secure the service of a select few of the very best the NG has to offer to
take up verbal warfare and allow a chance at redemption.

Yes... indeed..... I propose we select by vote....

The League of Extraordinary Haranguers


Please vote for your favourite on this thread.

I'll elect:
Gilligan
Donal
Tadpole


I'll be diving today... next to my sailboat === mandatory sailing content


CM

I'll elect:
Gilligan
Donal
Tadpole


Perception is a funny thing. I never see Taddy as a haranguer...I see him gracefully and politely chide those who need it. By
the same token, Donal's benevolent reminders could never be thought of as harangues. The man is far too paternalistic to fit
that description. Gilligan, also, does not fit the definition. An orator, yes. A man of epic thought. Harangue? No. The
true master of haranguing on this ng can be obly one person. That person is Mooron. There is no other that can lead a harangue
as well as he, and his nags are enough to drive many to despair. I elect Mooron.
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and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Yes... indeed..... I propose we select by vote....

The League of Extraordinary Haranguers


Please vote for your favourite on this thread.

I'll elect:
Gilligan
Donal
Tadpole



Mooron! As always, you are absolutely correct. I completely agree with you.


No further votes are needed!


Regards


Donal
--
PS. If you need a bit of ego buttressing, then you only need to ask.