Capt. Mooron hung up in kelp,
Oxygen depleted, he needs your help.
Perhaps the League will aid his cunning,
Replace his flag with better bunting.
Brain damaged, he's a bore,
Too proud to see, my metaphor.


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
The very fact you sank to mentioning
physical violence precludes you from application to the League. I wouldn't
ever elect myself to be within the League of Extraordinary Haranguers....
I'm comfortable knowing I'm just not that witty or cunning. I expect that I
may have to hire them to give you your comeuppance.

Enjoy the grievous belittling you are heaping on me now.... once the league
is formed you will be cowering in fear.

CM






"jlrogers" wrote in message
...
| Hired haranguers? I can see it now. Mooron opens with an Ewok gambit to
Booby's genitals. Booby then offers Mooron a contract to
| reply to his own attack. Mooron, sensing an easy victory, accepts the
challenge. He then counters for Booby by whacking himself
| upside the head with an empty Overproof bottle. Mooron then replies by
poking himself in the eye with a sharp stick. The mayhem
| continues until Mooron collapses in upon himself and disappears in a black
hole. Booby then refuses to pay the estate, claiming
| that Mooron, in counter-striking with an empty bottle instead of a full
one, committed fraud.
|
| "Damndest thing I've heard since my Uncle with two heads debated free
silver and refuted himself."
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| I notice that several of the posters here have difficulty with creative
| replies, cutting commentary, razor like wit and rhetoric. I'm not
certain if
| it's due to laziness, lack of creative ability or vacationing script
| writers...... but I am about to propose a solution. I wish to assemble
the
| best of the best.... those posters which consistently provide the
audience
| with a penned performance worth their time.
|
| We can offer a service to those who feel overwhelmed and under fire to
have
| their replies written for them. At a reasonable fee you would be able to
| secure the service of a select few of the very best the NG has to offer
to
| take up verbal warfare and allow a chance at redemption.
|
| Yes... indeed..... I propose we select by vote....
|
| The League of Extraordinary Haranguers
|
|
| Please vote for your favourite on this thread.
|
| I'll elect:
| Gilligan
| Donal
| Tadpole
|
|
| I'll be diving today... next to my sailboat === mandatory sailing
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| CM
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