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On Sep 8, 6:50*pm, "Steve" wrote:
Use enough fuel and fertilizer to do it Islam style and they won't find enough pieces to prosecute. And it would also be quick and painless! |
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On Mon, 8 Sep 2008 19:41:28 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:
On Sep 8, 6:50*pm, "Steve" wrote: Use enough fuel and fertilizer to do it Islam style and they won't find enough pieces to prosecute. And it would also be quick and painless! Here's a guy talking about dying and bombs. I wonder if he drives a truck. Hell, I know some folks with names like Hussein and Abdul that would like to meet him. |
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On Tue, 09 Sep 2008 06:47:03 -0400, John H wrote:
On Mon, 8 Sep 2008 19:41:28 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote: On Sep 8, 6:50*pm, "Steve" wrote: Use enough fuel and fertilizer to do it Islam style and they won't find enough pieces to prosecute. And it would also be quick and painless! Here's a guy talking about dying and bombs. I wonder if he drives a truck. Hell, I know some folks with names like Hussein and Abdul that would like to meet him. You remove the drain plug from a planing hull boat and send it out on autopilot. When it runs out of fuel and comes to a stop, it will then start to flood through the transom drain. Maybe 200 miles out. Of course it is simpler with a twenty something, as those in the teens are required to have positive flotation when flooded. So ballast as necessary, with sand or rock, until sinkable. Casady Casady |
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![]() On 9-Sep-2008, John H wrote: And it would also be quick and painless! Here's a guy talking about dying and bombs. I wonder if he drives a truck. Hell, I know some folks with names like Hussein and Abdul that would like to meet him. Hussein's busy ... running for president. |
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On Tue, 9 Sep 2008 16:52:41 GMT, "Steve"
wrote: On 9-Sep-2008, John H wrote: And it would also be quick and painless! Here's a guy talking about dying and bombs. I wonder if he drives a truck. Hell, I know some folks with names like Hussein and Abdul that would like to meet him. Hussein's busy ... running for president. Whoops. My bad. |
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On Sep 8, 11:36 pm, wrote:
On Mon, 8 Sep 2008 23:50:29 GMT, "Steve" wrote: On 7-Sep-2008, wrote: My older daughter was talking about funerals and asked if I had ever considered where I wanted o be buried. I have no idea although the scrubby cemetary on Cedar Key is to my liking. However, what I'd really like is to have me put me in one of my little 12' MiniCup sailboats, douse her with diesel, haul her out beyond the 3 mile limit and set her alight. I bet it'd be illegal. I bet it'd be illegal. Use enough fuel and fertilizer to do it Islam style and they won't find enough pieces to prosecute. If you really want spectacle, fill an RIB (or just a rubber life raft) with acetylene and oxygen at the right mix to burn blue. Then you only need a tea cup of gasoline to get it going but you better be able to light this puppy from pretty far away. I know a crazy friend of mine set off a regular inner tube full in Accokeek and brought the county cops from Clinton. (Md) A 6" balloon sounds like a cherry bomb Excellent idea, I forgot about that one. |
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On Sep 8, 10:49*pm, wrote:
On Sep 8, 11:36 pm, wrote: On Mon, 8 Sep 2008 23:50:29 GMT, "Steve" wrote: On *7-Sep-2008, wrote: My older daughter was talking about funerals and asked if I had ever considered where I wanted o be buried. *I have no idea although the scrubby cemetary on Cedar Key is to my liking. *However, what I'd really like is to have me put me in one of my little 12' MiniCup sailboats, douse her with diesel, haul her out beyond the 3 mile limit and set her alight. *I bet it'd be illegal. I bet it'd be illegal. Use enough fuel and fertilizer to do it Islam style and they won't find enough pieces to prosecute. If you really want spectacle, fill an RIB (or just a rubber life raft) with acetylene and oxygen at the right mix to burn blue. Then you only need a tea cup of gasoline to get it going but you better be able to light this puppy from pretty far away. I know a crazy friend of mine set off a regular inner tube full in Accokeek and brought the county cops from Clinton. (Md) A 6" balloon sounds like a cherry bomb Excellent idea, I forgot about that one.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - A 30-06 Spingfield or .303 british with phosphorus tracer would do the trick, 250 yards no problem. |
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Tim wrote:
On Sep 8, 10:49 pm, wrote: On Sep 8, 11:36 pm, wrote: On Mon, 8 Sep 2008 23:50:29 GMT, "Steve" wrote: On 7-Sep-2008, wrote: My older daughter was talking about funerals and asked if I had ever considered where I wanted o be buried. I have no idea although the scrubby cemetary on Cedar Key is to my liking. However, what I'd really like is to have me put me in one of my little 12' MiniCup sailboats, douse her with diesel, haul her out beyond the 3 mile limit and set her alight. I bet it'd be illegal. I bet it'd be illegal. Use enough fuel and fertilizer to do it Islam style and they won't find enough pieces to prosecute. If you really want spectacle, fill an RIB (or just a rubber life raft) with acetylene and oxygen at the right mix to burn blue. Then you only need a tea cup of gasoline to get it going but you better be able to light this puppy from pretty far away. I know a crazy friend of mine set off a regular inner tube full in Accokeek and brought the county cops from Clinton. (Md) A 6" balloon sounds like a cherry bomb Excellent idea, I forgot about that one.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - A 30-06 Spingfield or .303 british with phosphorus tracer would do the trick, 250 yards no problem. In this group? 25 feet might ensure a hit. |
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