My older daughter was talking about funerals and asked if I had ever
considered where I wanted o be buried. I have no idea although the
scrubby cemetary on Cedar Key is to my liking. However, what I'd
really like is to have em put me in one of my little 12' MiniCup
sailboats, douse her with diesel, haul her out beyond the 3 mile limit
and set her alight. I bet it'd be illegal.

On Sep 7, 9:59*pm, wrote:
My older daughter was talking about funerals and asked if I had ever
considered where I wanted o be buried. *I have no idea although the
scrubby cemetery on Cedar Key is to my liking. *However, what I'd
really like is to have em put me in one of my little 12' MiniCup
sailboats, douse her with diesel, haul her out beyond the 3 mile limit
and set her alight. *I bet it'd be illegal.

I don't' see any reason why not.

It ought to sink rather quickly with all those ornamental shields,
spears, swords, chain mail etc.

On Sep 7, 9:59*pm, wrote:
My older daughter was talking about funerals and asked if I had ever
considered where I wanted o be buried. *I have no idea although the
scrubby cemetary on Cedar Key is to my liking. *However, what I'd
really like is to have em put me in one of my little 12' MiniCup
sailboats, douse her with diesel, haul her out beyond the 3 mile limit
and set her alight. *I bet it'd be illegal.

then again, i don't know about the diesel, though. maybe the CG would
frown on that. Of course, the vikings didn't have dieself fuel so a
few rickets of Pine, Hickory and charcoal would be a bit better. eh,
and about 5 gallons of charcoal lighter fluid ought to do it.

wrote in message
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My older daughter was talking about funerals and asked if I had ever
considered where I wanted o be buried. I have no idea although the
scrubby cemetary on Cedar Key is to my liking. However, what I'd
really like is to have em put me in one of my little 12' MiniCup
sailboats, douse her with diesel, haul her out beyond the 3 mile limit
and set her alight. I bet it'd be illegal.


Get cremated first in a regulated oven and send your ashes out to Davey
Jones locker.

Don White wrote:
wrote in message
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My older daughter was talking about funerals and asked if I had ever
considered where I wanted o be buried. I have no idea although the
scrubby cemetary on Cedar Key is to my liking. However, what I'd
really like is to have em put me in one of my little 12' MiniCup
sailboats, douse her with diesel, haul her out beyond the 3 mile limit
and set her alight. I bet it'd be illegal.


Get cremated first in a regulated oven and send your ashes out to Davey
Jones locker.


That would be a waste of perfectly good shark food.

wrote:
My older daughter was talking about funerals and asked if I had ever
considered where I wanted o be buried. I have no idea although the
scrubby cemetary on Cedar Key is to my liking. However, what I'd
really like is to have em put me in one of my little 12' MiniCup
sailboats, douse her with diesel, haul her out beyond the 3 mile limit
and set her alight. I bet it'd be illegal.

Probably. How about this?

http://www.neptunesociety.com/

On 7-Sep-2008, wrote:

My older daughter was talking about funerals and asked if I had ever
considered where I wanted o be buried. I have no idea although the
scrubby cemetary on Cedar Key is to my liking. However, what I'd
really like is to have me put me in one of my little 12' MiniCup
sailboats, douse her with diesel, haul her out beyond the 3 mile limit
and set her alight. I bet it'd be illegal.

I bet it'd be illegal.

Use enough fuel and fertilizer to do it Islam style and they won't find
enough pieces to prosecute.

On Sep 8, 6:50*pm, "Steve" wrote:


Use enough fuel and fertilizer to do it Islam style and they won't find
enough pieces to prosecute.

And it would also be quick and painless!

On Mon, 8 Sep 2008 19:41:28 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

On Sep 8, 6:50*pm, "Steve" wrote:


Use enough fuel and fertilizer to do it Islam style and they won't find
enough pieces to prosecute.

And it would also be quick and painless!

Here's a guy talking about dying and bombs. I wonder if he drives a truck.
Hell, I know some folks with names like Hussein and Abdul that would like
to meet him.

On Tue, 09 Sep 2008 06:47:03 -0400, John H wrote:

On Mon, 8 Sep 2008 19:41:28 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

On Sep 8, 6:50*pm, "Steve" wrote:


Use enough fuel and fertilizer to do it Islam style and they won't find
enough pieces to prosecute.

And it would also be quick and painless!

Here's a guy talking about dying and bombs. I wonder if he drives a truck.
Hell, I know some folks with names like Hussein and Abdul that would like
to meet him.

You remove the drain plug from a planing hull boat and send it out on
autopilot. When it runs out of fuel and comes to a stop, it will then
start to flood through the transom drain. Maybe 200 miles out. Of
course it is simpler with a twenty something, as those in the teens
are required to have positive flotation when flooded. So ballast as
necessary, with sand or rock, until sinkable.

Casady

Casady