Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:25:39 -0700, "Mike" wrote:

I made it thru 1 minute before I thought my head would explode...

Two blueberry muffins were baking in an oven when one muffin says to
the other muffin - "Boy, it's hot in here."

The other muffin looks shocked and says "Holy Crap - a talking
blueberry!!"

Hello? Is this on? Hello?


A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you
ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang
duck!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?


Courtesy of: http://www.joke-of-the-day.com/jokes/duck-walks-bar