On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:25:39 -0700, "Mike" wrote:

I made it thru 1 minute before I thought my head would explode...

Two blueberry muffins were baking in an oven when one muffin says to
the other muffin - "Boy, it's hot in here."

The other muffin looks shocked and says "Holy Crap - a talking
blueberry!!"

Hello? Is this on? Hello?