From Andy Borowitz:

Next Year’s News
Predictions for 2008 from BorowitzReport.com

January: After paying five billion dollars for The Wall Street Journal,
Rupert Murdoch will reduce the size of the paper by removing the facts.

February: Responding to the controversy over the CIAs’ waterboarding
videotapes, President Bush will reaffirm his administration’s opposition
to videotaping.

March: As the writers strike drags on, Paramount will produce the second
“Transformers” film without a script, just like they did with the first one.

April: Monica Lewinsky will announce her candidacy for President of the
United States. She will offer herself as an alternative to Hillary,
saying, “It worked before.”

May: Attempting to bolster flagging enlistment rates, the Army will
change its recruitment slogan from “Army Strong” to “I Can’t Believe
It’s Not a Civil War.”

June: Population experts will warn that the world’s population will soar
in 2008, largely due to the Spears sisters.

July: China will send a new brand of rat poison to the United States
under the name “Delicious Cupcakes.”

August: Sen. Edward Kennedy will abandon plans to write his memoirs,
explaining, “I can’t even remember what I did last night.”

September: At the Republican National Convention, G.O.P. nominee Mike
Huckabee will select Jesus Christ as his running mate.

October: O.J. Simpson will be convicted in Las Vegas, proving that it is
easier to get away with murder than stealing sports memorabilia.

November: President-elect Michael Bloomberg will defend the
five-billion-dollar cost of his campaign, arguing, “Rupert Murdoch paid
that much for The Wall Street Journal, and I get a whole country.”

December: In his last official act, President Bush will announce an exit
strategy from Iraq. The President will withdraw all U.S. troops –
through Iran.







--
George W. Bush - the 43rd Best President Ever!

On Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:48:36 -0500, HK wrote:


From Andy Borowitz:

Next Year’s News
Predictions for 2008 from BorowitzReport.com

January: After paying five billion dollars for The Wall Street Journal,
Rupert Murdoch will reduce the size of the paper by removing the facts.

....which will only reduce the size by about one paragraph.

February: Responding to the controversy over the CIAs’ waterboarding
videotapes, President Bush will reaffirm his administration’s opposition
to videotaping.

....but *will* publish biographical details of all CIA agents in rec.boats
or elsewhere

March: As the writers strike drags on, Paramount will produce the second
“Transformers” film without a script, just like they did with the first one.

....luckily no writers were used for "Inconvenient Truth" because they had
too much integrity.

April: Monica Lewinsky will announce her candidacy for President of the
United States. She will offer herself as an alternative to Hillary,
saying, “It worked before.”

.....and she won't have to perjure herself!

May: Attempting to bolster flagging enlistment rates, the Army will
change its recruitment slogan from “Army Strong” to “I Can’t Believe
It’s Not a Civil War.”

.....hey, "Army Strong" looks great on my license plate holders!

June: Population experts will warn that the world’s population will soar
in 2008, largely due to the Spears sisters.

....and the Pampers folks will be upset as 'bottomless' will be the 'in'
thing.

July: China will send a new brand of rat poison to the United States
under the name “Delicious Cupcakes.”

....and, of course, the Democrats will blame this on Wal-Mart unless it
becomes unionized first.

August: Sen. Edward Kennedy will abandon plans to write his memoirs,
explaining, “I can’t even remember what I did last night.”

....'nuff said.

September: At the Republican National Convention, G.O.P. nominee Mike
Huckabee will select Jesus Christ as his running mate.

....there, got the religious threat in there. Now the SP's know who *not* to
vote for.

October: O.J. Simpson will be convicted in Las Vegas, proving that it is
easier to get away with murder than stealing sports memorabilia.

Good.

November: President-elect Michael Bloomberg will defend the
five-billion-dollar cost of his campaign, arguing, “Rupert Murdoch paid
that much for The Wall Street Journal, and I get a whole country.”

December: In his last official act, President Bush will announce an exit
strategy from Iraq. The President will withdraw all U.S. troops –
through Iran.

.....that won't happen. Iran is too nice. They have no plans for nuclear
weapons. They just want electricity. If we would just sit down and give
them whatever they ask, they would always be nice.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

On Dec 31, 9:48 am, HK wrote:
From Andy Borowitz:

Next Year's News
Predictions for 2008 from BorowitzReport.com

January: After paying five billion dollars for The Wall Street Journal,
Rupert Murdoch will reduce the size of the paper by removing the facts.

February: Responding to the controversy over the CIAs' waterboarding
videotapes, President Bush will reaffirm his administration's opposition
to videotaping.

March: As the writers strike drags on, Paramount will produce the second
"Transformers" film without a script, just like they did with the first one.

April: Monica Lewinsky will announce her candidacy for President of the
United States. She will offer herself as an alternative to Hillary,
saying, "It worked before."

May: Attempting to bolster flagging enlistment rates, the Army will
change its recruitment slogan from "Army Strong" to "I Can't Believe
It's Not a Civil War."

June: Population experts will warn that the world's population will soar
in 2008, largely due to the Spears sisters.

July: China will send a new brand of rat poison to the United States
under the name "Delicious Cupcakes."

August: Sen. Edward Kennedy will abandon plans to write his memoirs,
explaining, "I can't even remember what I did last night."

September: At the Republican National Convention, G.O.P. nominee Mike
Huckabee will select Jesus Christ as his running mate.

October: O.J. Simpson will be convicted in Las Vegas, proving that it is
easier to get away with murder than stealing sports memorabilia.

November: President-elect Michael Bloomberg will defend the
five-billion-dollar cost of his campaign, arguing, "Rupert Murdoch paid
that much for The Wall Street Journal, and I get a whole country."

December: In his last official act, President Bush will announce an exit
strategy from Iraq. The President will withdraw all U.S. troops -
through Iran.

--
George W. Bush - the 43rd Best President Ever!

Cameron MacDonald's Prediction for 2008: Harry Krause will continue
his lying unabated. (Neither a crystal ball nor Tarot cards required
for this one!)

"HK" wrote in message
. ..

From Andy Borowitz:

Next Year’s News
Predictions for 2008 from BorowitzReport.com

April: Monica Lewinsky will announce her candidacy for President of the
United States. She will offer herself as an alternative to Hillary,
saying, “It worked before.”



She spent more time in the Oval Office and with the POTUS than Hillary did.

Calif Bill wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..
From Andy Borowitz:

Next Year’s News
Predictions for 2008 from BorowitzReport.com
April: Monica Lewinsky will announce her candidacy for President of the
United States. She will offer herself as an alternative to Hillary,
saying, “It worked before.”



She spent more time in the Oval Office and with the POTUS than Hillary did.




Y-A-W-N. Maybe her "advice and consent" helped keep President Bill from
doing really stupid stuff, like invading Iraq.

Whatever Clinton's sexual indiscretions, the harm they caused
pale in comparison to the horrors perpetrated by BushCo.

"HK" wrote in message
...
Calif Bill wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..
From Andy Borowitz:

Next Year’s News
Predictions for 2008 from BorowitzReport.com
April: Monica Lewinsky will announce her candidacy for President of the
United States. She will offer herself as an alternative to Hillary,
saying, “It worked before.”



She spent more time in the Oval Office and with the POTUS than Hillary
did.


Y-A-W-N. Maybe her "advice and consent" helped keep President Bill from
doing really stupid stuff, like invading Iraq.

Whatever Clinton's sexual indiscretions, the harm they caused
pale in comparison to the horrors perpetrated by BushCo.

YAWWWWWWWN. Invading Bosnia, blowing up aspirin factories. etc.
BIIIIIIIIG YAWWWWWWWWWN.

HK wrote:
Calif Bill wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..
From Andy Borowitz:

Next Year’s News
Predictions for 2008 from BorowitzReport.com
April: Monica Lewinsky will announce her candidacy for President of
the United States. She will offer herself as an alternative to
Hillary, saying, “It worked before.”



She spent more time in the Oval Office and with the POTUS than Hillary
did.



Y-A-W-N. Maybe her "advice and consent" helped keep President Bill from
doing really stupid stuff, like invading Iraq.

Whatever Clinton's sexual indiscretions, the harm they caused
pale in comparison to the horrors perpetrated by BushCo.

It didn't stop Clinton from bombing and empty terrorist camp or an
Aspirin factory.

On Jan 1, 8:15 am, BAR wrote:
HK wrote:
Calif Bill wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
From Andy Borowitz:

Next Year's News
Predictions for 2008 from BorowitzReport.com
April: Monica Lewinsky will announce her candidacy for President of
the United States. She will offer herself as an alternative to
Hillary, saying, "It worked before."

She spent more time in the Oval Office and with the POTUS than Hillary
did.

Y-A-W-N. Maybe her "advice and consent" helped keep President Bill from
doing really stupid stuff, like invading Iraq.

Whatever Clinton's sexual indiscretions, the harm they caused
pale in comparison to the horrors perpetrated by BushCo.

It didn't stop Clinton from bombing and empty terrorist camp or an
Aspirin factory.- Hide quoted text -

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So, in your head, the President is the one to blame for all military
blunders????

wrote:
On Jan 1, 8:15 am, BAR wrote:
HK wrote:
Calif Bill wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..
From Andy Borowitz:
Next Year's News
Predictions for 2008 from BorowitzReport.com
April: Monica Lewinsky will announce her candidacy for President of
the United States. She will offer herself as an alternative to
Hillary, saying, "It worked before."
She spent more time in the Oval Office and with the POTUS than Hillary
did.
Y-A-W-N. Maybe her "advice and consent" helped keep President Bill from
doing really stupid stuff, like invading Iraq.
Whatever Clinton's sexual indiscretions, the harm they caused
pale in comparison to the horrors perpetrated by BushCo.
It didn't stop Clinton from bombing and empty terrorist camp or an
Aspirin factory.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

So, in your head, the President is the one to blame for all military
blunders????

Ever since Johnson left office each Democrat president has emasculated
the military. And, our human intelligence abilities and capabilities too.

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On Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:48:36 -0500, HK wrote:

April: Monica Lewinsky will announce her candidacy for President of the
United States. She will offer herself as an alternative to Hillary,
saying, "It worked before."


If Hillary is still winning the nomination by then I am sure Monica
will be in the news, along with Vince Foster, Whitewater and the Rose
Law Firm. "Sherman, set the wayback machine to 1994"

The real question is if Hillary would name Bill as her running mate.
Things that make you go "Hmmm"
Which brings you back to Monica ;-)

Bill's not eligible. Have to be eligible to be POTUS.