On Dec 31, 9:48 am, HK wrote:
From Andy Borowitz:

Next Year's News
Predictions for 2008 from BorowitzReport.com

January: After paying five billion dollars for The Wall Street Journal,
Rupert Murdoch will reduce the size of the paper by removing the facts.

February: Responding to the controversy over the CIAs' waterboarding
videotapes, President Bush will reaffirm his administration's opposition
to videotaping.

March: As the writers strike drags on, Paramount will produce the second
"Transformers" film without a script, just like they did with the first one.

April: Monica Lewinsky will announce her candidacy for President of the
United States. She will offer herself as an alternative to Hillary,
saying, "It worked before."

May: Attempting to bolster flagging enlistment rates, the Army will
change its recruitment slogan from "Army Strong" to "I Can't Believe
It's Not a Civil War."

June: Population experts will warn that the world's population will soar
in 2008, largely due to the Spears sisters.

July: China will send a new brand of rat poison to the United States
under the name "Delicious Cupcakes."

August: Sen. Edward Kennedy will abandon plans to write his memoirs,
explaining, "I can't even remember what I did last night."

September: At the Republican National Convention, G.O.P. nominee Mike
Huckabee will select Jesus Christ as his running mate.

October: O.J. Simpson will be convicted in Las Vegas, proving that it is
easier to get away with murder than stealing sports memorabilia.

November: President-elect Michael Bloomberg will defend the
five-billion-dollar cost of his campaign, arguing, "Rupert Murdoch paid
that much for The Wall Street Journal, and I get a whole country."

December: In his last official act, President Bush will announce an exit
strategy from Iraq. The President will withdraw all U.S. troops -
through Iran.

--
George W. Bush - the 43rd Best President Ever!

Cameron MacDonald's Prediction for 2008: Harry Krause will continue
his lying unabated. (Neither a crystal ball nor Tarot cards required
for this one!)