BAR wrote:
HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
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Not a concern. It is the Republicans who will depending upon the
short yellow bus voter next year, and "Mike" has a reserved seat
on that vehicle.


My prediction, for what it's worth, (which isn't much) is as follows:

Mike Huckabee will be the Republican nominee.


Gosh, I hope so! What a simple-minded rube he is. We're living in a
world made far more dangerous by having a president who knew and
knows nothing about world policy/affairs, and you think the
Republicans will nominate another world policy/affairs numnutz?
Maybe he'll learn a little about Pakistan sometime soon.

Jeeze, I wish you'd get some new material, just to make it
interesting a least. Your writers on strike also?

Eisboch :-)





What do you want me to post? That Huckabee's a nice guy? He seems to
be a nice guy. He ought to be a pastor again.


Hillary should go back to Arkansas and bake cookies.

Obama should go back to Chicago and do some more illegal land deals.

Edwards should go back to North Carolina and chase some more ambulances.



It's the liberals. It's the ACLU. It's Clinton. It's Monica. It's the
"climate of permissiveness". It's France. It's the liberal media. It's
Clinton's dick. It's Hillary. We never could have known they'd fly
planes into buildings. "No actionable intelligence". They didn't tell us
to do anything. O'Neill's lying. Clarke's lying. General Shinseki's
lying. The Union of Concerned Scientists is lying. Our own weapons
inspector David Kay's lying. Wilson's lying. John Dean's lying. Newsweek
lied! CBS lied! Everyone's lying but us. We had to lie. We never lied.

Plame outed herself. Her husband outed her. The liberals outed her. No
one outed her, since everyone already knew her covert identity. Rove had
nothing to do with it. No comment.

It's the libs trying to pull Schiavo's feeding tube. It doesn't matter
that DeLay pulled his own dad's feeding tube. "Culture of life". It's
Janet Jackson's boobs; it's the Statue of Justice's boobs. Reading the
news might cloud my judgment. It's the "decade our government...blinded
itself to our enemies". It's the homosexuals wanting to marry. "Restore
honor and dignity to the White House". A decision to go to war wasn't a
decision to go to war. "No actionable intelligence". It's the pledge of
allegiance. They're taking God out of America. Osama didn't tell us
when, how, where, and by what means he'd attack, and he didn't leave a
forwarding address. The 9/11 panel is biased against us. Saddam = Al
Qaida. Saddam = Al Qaida.

Chalabi's an honorable man and I believe everything he says about WMDs.
Chalabi's a crook and he passed secrets to Iran. Chalabi's the liberals'
fault because they didn't shoot us when we started using his
"intelligence". Chalabi? I don't know any 'Chalabi'!

It's just a few dead-enders. They'll be gone when we capture Saddam.
They'll be gone when we capture Saddam's sons. They'll be gone when we
hand over "sovereignty". They'll be gone when Iraq has elections.
They'll be gone in 12 years. They'll never be gone.

We fight them in London so we don't have to fight them, er, uh, well,
can't get fooled again!

Bolton didn't lie! He just knowingly gave incorrect answers under oath.

Aw, so what's another ISLAMIC STATE in the mideast? It's not like Bush
has made it a home for terrorists or anything!

No one could have anticipated that a category 5 hurricane aimed directly
at New Orleans would have destroyed it! No one could have anticipated
that they might need federal assistance quickly! Of course no one's in
charge of accepting the generous aid offered by other nations -- isn't
that the mayor's responsibility? Being a judging supervisor for the
Arabian Horse Association is ample experience to head FEMA! It's the
mayor's fault! It's the governor's fault! It's Howard Dean's fault! It's
CBS's fault! It's the Monica Crime! Ted Kennedy killed Mary Jo! Libtards
killed Terry Schiavo! Wah! Wahhhhhhh!

It's all these former staffers hawking their books. Money never
corrupted anyone. "I'm a uniter, not a divider!" It's the stem cells.
It's the feminazis, the intellectual elitists, and the ecoterrorists.

It's Cthulhu. It's the martians.



(From lots'o'places on the 'net)


It's anyone but Bush.

On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 09:18:02 -0500, HK wrote:


It's anyone but Bush.

It's Janet Jackson's boobs; it's the Statue of Justice's boobs...

Funny you should mention that.

I read someplace that if Hillary had a pair that were actually
noticeable, she'd be a shoe in. :)

It's Cthulhu.

No it's not - Cthulhu is my beeyatch...

It's the Martians.

Now that is a possibility - a bit improbable, but possible.

The real blame has to go to the Tri-Lateral Commission, The
Illuminati, Free Masons, Catholic Church, Mormons, Rockefeller family
and Canada.

Probably Canada because - well, just because.

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 09:18:02 -0500, HK wrote:


It's anyone but Bush.

It's Janet Jackson's boobs; it's the Statue of Justice's boobs...

Funny you should mention that.

I read someplace that if Hillary had a pair that were actually
noticeable, she'd be a shoe in. :)

It's Cthulhu.

No it's not - Cthulhu is my beeyatch...

It's the Martians.

Now that is a possibility - a bit improbable, but possible.

The real blame has to go to the Tri-Lateral Commission, The
Illuminati, Free Masons, Catholic Church, Mormons, Rockefeller family
and Canada.

Probably Canada because - well, just because.

We still remember that you stole the northern part of Maine from us.....
makes it darn inconvient driving to the central part of the country.
Give it back and we'll leave you alone!

On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 11:13:25 -0400, Don White wrote:


We still remember that you stole the northern part of Maine from us.....
makes it darn inconvient driving to the central part of the country.
Give it back and we'll leave you alone!

Who's us? If we stole it, we stole it from Great Britain. ;-)

On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 16:04:35 -0000, wrote:

On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 11:13:25 -0400, Don White wrote:


We still remember that you stole the northern part of Maine from us.....
makes it darn inconvient driving to the central part of the country.
Give it back and we'll leave you alone!

Who's us? If we stole it, we stole it from Great Britain. ;-)

Random query.

If they call the indian nation, Native Americans do they call the
indian nation in Canada Native Canadians?

Whoops - PC Police just reminded me - First Americans. Same question
applies though.

On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 16:10:00 +0000, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:


If they call the indian nation, Native Americans do they call the indian
nation in Canada Native Canadians?

Whoops - PC Police just reminded me - First Americans. Same question
applies though.

First Nations, I believe. Which leads me to, how come we, in the US, are
"Americans", and all those others in North and South America, aren't?

On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 16:22:34 -0000, wrote:

On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 16:10:00 +0000, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:


If they call the indian nation, Native Americans do they call the indian
nation in Canada Native Canadians?

Whoops - PC Police just reminded me - First Americans. Same question
applies though.

First Nations, I believe.

That's it. Well, that answers that.

Which leads me to, how come we, in the US, are "Americans", and all
those others in North and South America, aren't?

I suspect that because we live in the United State of America. Somehow
Nicaraguan American doesn't work.

Which brings up another point.

Why is it we have to identify and quantify ourselves as Polish
American, Irish American or African American?

Even better - why would a person of 50% mixed heritage - say Obama -
choose to identify himself as black as opposed to white?

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 16:04:35 -0000, wrote:

On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 11:13:25 -0400, Don White wrote:


We still remember that you stole the northern part of Maine from us.....
makes it darn inconvient driving to the central part of the country.
Give it back and we'll leave you alone!

Who's us? If we stole it, we stole it from Great Britain. ;-)

Random query.

If they call the indian nation, Native Americans do they call the
indian nation in Canada Native Canadians?

Whoops - PC Police just reminded me - First Americans. Same question
applies though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Nations

The local Mik'Maq float back & forth over the border as if citizens of both
countries. In fact quite a number actually join the US Marines rather than
serve in Canada's military.

On Tue, 1 Jan 2008 14:22:08 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 16:04:35 -0000, wrote:

On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 11:13:25 -0400, Don White wrote:


We still remember that you stole the northern part of Maine from us.....
makes it darn inconvient driving to the central part of the country.
Give it back and we'll leave you alone!

Who's us? If we stole it, we stole it from Great Britain. ;-)

Random query.

If they call the indian nation, Native Americans do they call the
indian nation in Canada Native Canadians?

Whoops - PC Police just reminded me - First Americans. Same question
applies though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Nations

The local Mik'Maq float back & forth over the border as if citizens of both
countries. In fact quite a number actually join the US Marines rather than
serve in Canada's military.

Canada has a military?

Who 'da thunk it?

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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snip..
The real blame has to go to the Tri-Lateral Commission, The
Illuminati, Free Masons, Catholic Church, Mormons, Rockefeller family
and Canada.

Probably Canada because - well, just because.

Graphic description of irritant..
If we could just travel west from Fredericton to Montreal rather than that
crazy detour north to the Saint lawrence and then the drop down to
south-west to complete the trip.
http://www.transcanadahighway.com/Quebec/index.htm