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John Gaquin December 4th 05 05:03 PM

'Top 5' al Qaeda leader killed...again.
 

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message news:vOEkf.317


His reasoning: Just wanted to see what would happen.


I don't think three-year-olds can think at that level. IIRC, noting
potential results of specific actions is the stuff of frontal brain lobe
development, which doesn't occur until about age 7+ or so. More likely, he
saw someone else being slapped, and considered it ok in a rudimentary way.



John H. December 4th 05 05:56 PM

'Top 5' al Qaeda leader killed...again.
 
On Sun, 04 Dec 2005 15:19:59 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"John H." wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 04 Dec 2005 14:15:31 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"John H." wrote in message
...
On Sat, 03 Dec 2005 22:40:19 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"John H." wrote in message
om...

Harrry, you should have added the fact that you can do nothing but
whine about it, 'cause you, like the rest of the liberals, have no
ideas!

John, I'm a liberal, and I have a plan. I explained it to you and NOYB
over
a year ago. It's absolutely perfect. It's derived from commonly accepted
methods of discliplining children. Have you forgotten already?


Yup. It must not have overly impressed me, or I didn't see it. Tell me
again, please. But please don't adopt Harry's cut and run attitude,
'cause that won't fly.

--
John

1) Indicate to Muslim-dominant countries that we have a lottery tumbler
filled with balls containing the names of every town in their countries
with
a population greater than some number. Let's use 5,000 as a minimum
population. Show a demo of the tumbler on television, being spun by a
scantily clad woman.

2) Any time American property or life is attacked, anywhere, we will
quickly
determine if the attack appears to have been conducted by Islamic wackos.
We
don't need to know specifically who. One bunch or another usually claims
responsibility. That's how radicals have always been, regardless of
whether
they're Irish, Colombian, skinheads, Italian, SDS, whatever. It's an ego
thing.

3) Indicate to the list of governments that if an attack on us takes place
anywhere, we will spin the lottery tumbler, pick a town, and level it
completely. Might take a few days, since there's a limit as to how much
weaponry a jet can carry, but we'll be sure to do a good job. It's
important
that the attack begin with seconds of the named ball falling from the
lottery tumbler. No choking one's chicken for 8 months, as your president
did with Iraq.

4) Get our troops out of whatever country these people are whining about
at
the moment. Like Iraq. Indicate to the list of potential offenders that it
is now the job of their governments and clergy to keep their problems
within
their own borders, where they belong. In other words, "We're leaving, as
you
asked. Now you have nothing to cry and complain about. If you need to
continue complaining, do it in your own rooms, with the doors closed and
don't come out until you're ready to behave properly. If you find mullahs
who still want to preach hatred and destruction, we will gladly help you
'calm' them down, via lobotomy, prison (here), or whatever is necessary.
Drop them off at the nearest embassy and we'll handle it from there. We'll
be doing the same with Pat Robertson, Dick Cheney, and some of our other
mullahs".

Of course, the world will think this is madness, so we should demonstrate,
just once, on an unpopulated target.


Sounds like a plan. Of course, when the first bomb was dropped all the
liberals in the world would be screaming about the number of innocent
civilians killed, regardless of how many American lives were lost.

--
John H


I'm a liberal. I wouldn't argue with discipline which was fairly and
accurately explained before the misbehavior occurred. It's common sense,
like raising kids.


So you would punish one kid for the acts of the other?

--
John H

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Wishing you the best as we celebrate the birth of our Lord, Jesus Christ.

Don White December 4th 05 06:19 PM

'Top 5' al Qaeda leader killed...again.
 
Bert Robbins wrote:



Canada's economy is so entertwined with the US economy that you couldn't
stand on your own feet if you didn't have the US as a trading partner.

And, drilling a hole in a 2x4 is not manufacturing a porduct!


Yeah...but thanks to you Wal-Mart shoppers..the Chinese now have the
cash to start buying our products...such as oil & lumber. Now if we
could just figure out a way to send our surplus hydro electricity over
to them..... do you think Georgie Boy will let us build hi tension
electricity cables across Alaska?

Bert Robbins December 4th 05 06:45 PM

'Top 5' al Qaeda leader killed...again.
 

"John H." wrote in message
...
On Sun, 04 Dec 2005 15:19:59 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"John H." wrote in message
. ..
On Sun, 04 Dec 2005 14:15:31 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"John H." wrote in message
m...
On Sat, 03 Dec 2005 22:40:19 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"John H." wrote in message
news:9s64p1dd92k33ljlt2aknmuo59cm0hdk64@4ax. com...

Harrry, you should have added the fact that you can do nothing but
whine about it, 'cause you, like the rest of the liberals, have no
ideas!

John, I'm a liberal, and I have a plan. I explained it to you and NOYB
over
a year ago. It's absolutely perfect. It's derived from commonly
accepted
methods of discliplining children. Have you forgotten already?


Yup. It must not have overly impressed me, or I didn't see it. Tell me
again, please. But please don't adopt Harry's cut and run attitude,
'cause that won't fly.

--
John

1) Indicate to Muslim-dominant countries that we have a lottery tumbler
filled with balls containing the names of every town in their countries
with
a population greater than some number. Let's use 5,000 as a minimum
population. Show a demo of the tumbler on television, being spun by a
scantily clad woman.

2) Any time American property or life is attacked, anywhere, we will
quickly
determine if the attack appears to have been conducted by Islamic
wackos.
We
don't need to know specifically who. One bunch or another usually claims
responsibility. That's how radicals have always been, regardless of
whether
they're Irish, Colombian, skinheads, Italian, SDS, whatever. It's an ego
thing.

3) Indicate to the list of governments that if an attack on us takes
place
anywhere, we will spin the lottery tumbler, pick a town, and level it
completely. Might take a few days, since there's a limit as to how much
weaponry a jet can carry, but we'll be sure to do a good job. It's
important
that the attack begin with seconds of the named ball falling from the
lottery tumbler. No choking one's chicken for 8 months, as your
president
did with Iraq.

4) Get our troops out of whatever country these people are whining about
at
the moment. Like Iraq. Indicate to the list of potential offenders that
it
is now the job of their governments and clergy to keep their problems
within
their own borders, where they belong. In other words, "We're leaving, as
you
asked. Now you have nothing to cry and complain about. If you need to
continue complaining, do it in your own rooms, with the doors closed and
don't come out until you're ready to behave properly. If you find
mullahs
who still want to preach hatred and destruction, we will gladly help you
'calm' them down, via lobotomy, prison (here), or whatever is necessary.
Drop them off at the nearest embassy and we'll handle it from there.
We'll
be doing the same with Pat Robertson, Dick Cheney, and some of our other
mullahs".

Of course, the world will think this is madness, so we should
demonstrate,
just once, on an unpopulated target.


Sounds like a plan. Of course, when the first bomb was dropped all the
liberals in the world would be screaming about the number of innocent
civilians killed, regardless of how many American lives were lost.

--
John H


I'm a liberal. I wouldn't argue with discipline which was fairly and
accurately explained before the misbehavior occurred. It's common sense,
like raising kids.


So you would punish one kid for the acts of the other?


Liberals are punishing kids for the acts, or failure to act, of other kids!



P. Fritz December 4th 05 06:49 PM

'Top 5' al Qaeda leader killed...again.
 

"Bert Robbins" wrote in message
...

"John H." wrote in message
...
On Sun, 04 Dec 2005 15:19:59 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"John H." wrote in message
...
On Sun, 04 Dec 2005 14:15:31 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"John H." wrote in message
om...
On Sat, 03 Dec 2005 22:40:19 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"John H." wrote in message
news:9s64p1dd92k33ljlt2aknmuo59cm0hdk64@4ax .com...

Harrry, you should have added the fact that you can do nothing

but
whine about it, 'cause you, like the rest of the liberals, have

no
ideas!

John, I'm a liberal, and I have a plan. I explained it to you and

NOYB
over
a year ago. It's absolutely perfect. It's derived from commonly
accepted
methods of discliplining children. Have you forgotten already?


Yup. It must not have overly impressed me, or I didn't see it. Tell

me
again, please. But please don't adopt Harry's cut and run attitude,
'cause that won't fly.

--
John

1) Indicate to Muslim-dominant countries that we have a lottery

tumbler
filled with balls containing the names of every town in their

countries
with
a population greater than some number. Let's use 5,000 as a minimum
population. Show a demo of the tumbler on television, being spun by a
scantily clad woman.

2) Any time American property or life is attacked, anywhere, we will
quickly
determine if the attack appears to have been conducted by Islamic
wackos.
We
don't need to know specifically who. One bunch or another usually

claims
responsibility. That's how radicals have always been, regardless of
whether
they're Irish, Colombian, skinheads, Italian, SDS, whatever. It's an

ego
thing.

3) Indicate to the list of governments that if an attack on us takes
place
anywhere, we will spin the lottery tumbler, pick a town, and level it
completely. Might take a few days, since there's a limit as to how

much
weaponry a jet can carry, but we'll be sure to do a good job. It's
important
that the attack begin with seconds of the named ball falling from the
lottery tumbler. No choking one's chicken for 8 months, as your
president
did with Iraq.

4) Get our troops out of whatever country these people are whining

about
at
the moment. Like Iraq. Indicate to the list of potential offenders

that
it
is now the job of their governments and clergy to keep their problems
within
their own borders, where they belong. In other words, "We're leaving,

as
you
asked. Now you have nothing to cry and complain about. If you need to
continue complaining, do it in your own rooms, with the doors closed

and
don't come out until you're ready to behave properly. If you find
mullahs
who still want to preach hatred and destruction, we will gladly help

you
'calm' them down, via lobotomy, prison (here), or whatever is

necessary.
Drop them off at the nearest embassy and we'll handle it from there.
We'll
be doing the same with Pat Robertson, Dick Cheney, and some of our

other
mullahs".

Of course, the world will think this is madness, so we should
demonstrate,
just once, on an unpopulated target.


Sounds like a plan. Of course, when the first bomb was dropped all

the
liberals in the world would be screaming about the number of innocent
civilians killed, regardless of how many American lives were lost.

--
John H

I'm a liberal. I wouldn't argue with discipline which was fairly and
accurately explained before the misbehavior occurred. It's common

sense,
like raising kids.


So you would punish one kid for the acts of the other?


Liberals are punishing kids for the acts, or failure to act, of other

kids!



Liberalism.......The fear that somewhere, someone is having a good time.
The goal of Liberalism.....To have everyone share equally in misery.



Doug Kanter December 4th 05 09:46 PM

'Top 5' al Qaeda leader killed...again.
 

"John Gaquin" wrote in message
. ..

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
news:vOEkf.317


His reasoning: Just wanted to see what would happen.


I don't think three-year-olds can think at that level. IIRC, noting
potential results of specific actions is the stuff of frontal brain lobe
development, which doesn't occur until about age 7+ or so. More likely,
he saw someone else being slapped, and considered it ok in a rudimentary
way.



Probably the 3 stooges. My fault.



NOYB December 5th 05 12:33 AM

'Top 5' al Qaeda leader killed...again.
 

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...

"NOYB" wrote in message
nk.net...

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...

"John H." wrote in message
...

Harrry, you should have added the fact that you can do nothing but
whine about it, 'cause you, like the rest of the liberals, have no
ideas!

John, I'm a liberal, and I have a plan. I explained it to you and NOYB
over a year ago. It's absolutely perfect. It's derived from commonly
accepted methods of discliplining children.


Put them in timeout?



Close, but it's permanent time out.


Secret jails in Eastern Europe!



NOYB December 5th 05 12:41 AM

'Top 5' al Qaeda leader killed...again.
 

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...

"John H." wrote in message
...
On Sat, 03 Dec 2005 22:40:19 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"John H." wrote in message
...

Harrry, you should have added the fact that you can do nothing but
whine about it, 'cause you, like the rest of the liberals, have no
ideas!

John, I'm a liberal, and I have a plan. I explained it to you and NOYB
over
a year ago. It's absolutely perfect. It's derived from commonly accepted
methods of discliplining children. Have you forgotten already?


Yup. It must not have overly impressed me, or I didn't see it. Tell me
again, please. But please don't adopt Harry's cut and run attitude,
'cause that won't fly.

--
John


1) Indicate to Muslim-dominant countries that we have a lottery tumbler
filled with balls containing the names of every town in their countries
with a population greater than some number. Let's use 5,000 as a minimum
population. Show a demo of the tumbler on television, being spun by a
scantily clad woman.

2) Any time American property or life is attacked, anywhere, we will
quickly determine if the attack appears to have been conducted by Islamic
wackos. We don't need to know specifically who. One bunch or another
usually claims responsibility. That's how radicals have always been,
regardless of whether they're Irish, Colombian, skinheads, Italian, SDS,
whatever. It's an ego thing.

3) Indicate to the list of governments that if an attack on us takes place
anywhere, we will spin the lottery tumbler, pick a town, and level it
completely. Might take a few days, since there's a limit as to how much
weaponry a jet can carry, but we'll be sure to do a good job. It's
important that the attack begin with seconds of the named ball falling
from the lottery tumbler. No choking one's chicken for 8 months, as your
president did with Iraq.



I proposed a similar scenario a couple of years ago.

Link each US city up with an equal-sized city in a "Muslim-dominant"
country. For example, if NY gets hit (population 8.1 million), buh-bye to
3/4 of Tehran (population 12 million).

But I favored nukes over conventional weapons. They're cheaper and put US
forces at less risk.






Doug Kanter December 5th 05 12:48 PM

'Top 5' al Qaeda leader killed...again.
 

"John H." wrote in message
...
On Sun, 04 Dec 2005 15:19:59 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"John H." wrote in message
. ..
On Sun, 04 Dec 2005 14:15:31 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"John H." wrote in message
m...
On Sat, 03 Dec 2005 22:40:19 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"John H." wrote in message
news:9s64p1dd92k33ljlt2aknmuo59cm0hdk64@4ax. com...

Harrry, you should have added the fact that you can do nothing but
whine about it, 'cause you, like the rest of the liberals, have no
ideas!

John, I'm a liberal, and I have a plan. I explained it to you and NOYB
over
a year ago. It's absolutely perfect. It's derived from commonly
accepted
methods of discliplining children. Have you forgotten already?


Yup. It must not have overly impressed me, or I didn't see it. Tell me
again, please. But please don't adopt Harry's cut and run attitude,
'cause that won't fly.

--
John

1) Indicate to Muslim-dominant countries that we have a lottery tumbler
filled with balls containing the names of every town in their countries
with
a population greater than some number. Let's use 5,000 as a minimum
population. Show a demo of the tumbler on television, being spun by a
scantily clad woman.

2) Any time American property or life is attacked, anywhere, we will
quickly
determine if the attack appears to have been conducted by Islamic
wackos.
We
don't need to know specifically who. One bunch or another usually claims
responsibility. That's how radicals have always been, regardless of
whether
they're Irish, Colombian, skinheads, Italian, SDS, whatever. It's an ego
thing.

3) Indicate to the list of governments that if an attack on us takes
place
anywhere, we will spin the lottery tumbler, pick a town, and level it
completely. Might take a few days, since there's a limit as to how much
weaponry a jet can carry, but we'll be sure to do a good job. It's
important
that the attack begin with seconds of the named ball falling from the
lottery tumbler. No choking one's chicken for 8 months, as your
president
did with Iraq.

4) Get our troops out of whatever country these people are whining about
at
the moment. Like Iraq. Indicate to the list of potential offenders that
it
is now the job of their governments and clergy to keep their problems
within
their own borders, where they belong. In other words, "We're leaving, as
you
asked. Now you have nothing to cry and complain about. If you need to
continue complaining, do it in your own rooms, with the doors closed and
don't come out until you're ready to behave properly. If you find
mullahs
who still want to preach hatred and destruction, we will gladly help you
'calm' them down, via lobotomy, prison (here), or whatever is necessary.
Drop them off at the nearest embassy and we'll handle it from there.
We'll
be doing the same with Pat Robertson, Dick Cheney, and some of our other
mullahs".

Of course, the world will think this is madness, so we should
demonstrate,
just once, on an unpopulated target.


Sounds like a plan. Of course, when the first bomb was dropped all the
liberals in the world would be screaming about the number of innocent
civilians killed, regardless of how many American lives were lost.

--
John H


I'm a liberal. I wouldn't argue with discipline which was fairly and
accurately explained before the misbehavior occurred. It's common sense,
like raising kids.


So you would punish one kid for the acts of the other?

--
John H


That's exactly what your president is doing in Iraq. I'd just change the
plan to give bad people an opportunity to clean up their acts. Not much of
an opportunity, but still......



Doug Kanter December 5th 05 12:50 PM

'Top 5' al Qaeda leader killed...again.
 

"NOYB" wrote in message
ink.net...

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...

"John H." wrote in message
...
On Sat, 03 Dec 2005 22:40:19 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"John H." wrote in message
m...

Harrry, you should have added the fact that you can do nothing but
whine about it, 'cause you, like the rest of the liberals, have no
ideas!

John, I'm a liberal, and I have a plan. I explained it to you and NOYB
over
a year ago. It's absolutely perfect. It's derived from commonly accepted
methods of discliplining children. Have you forgotten already?


Yup. It must not have overly impressed me, or I didn't see it. Tell me
again, please. But please don't adopt Harry's cut and run attitude,
'cause that won't fly.

--
John


1) Indicate to Muslim-dominant countries that we have a lottery tumbler
filled with balls containing the names of every town in their countries
with a population greater than some number. Let's use 5,000 as a minimum
population. Show a demo of the tumbler on television, being spun by a
scantily clad woman.

2) Any time American property or life is attacked, anywhere, we will
quickly determine if the attack appears to have been conducted by Islamic
wackos. We don't need to know specifically who. One bunch or another
usually claims responsibility. That's how radicals have always been,
regardless of whether they're Irish, Colombian, skinheads, Italian, SDS,
whatever. It's an ego thing.

3) Indicate to the list of governments that if an attack on us takes
place anywhere, we will spin the lottery tumbler, pick a town, and level
it completely. Might take a few days, since there's a limit as to how
much weaponry a jet can carry, but we'll be sure to do a good job. It's
important that the attack begin with seconds of the named ball falling
from the lottery tumbler. No choking one's chicken for 8 months, as your
president did with Iraq.



I proposed a similar scenario a couple of years ago.

Link each US city up with an equal-sized city in a "Muslim-dominant"
country. For example, if NY gets hit (population 8.1 million), buh-bye to
3/4 of Tehran (population 12 million).

But I favored nukes over conventional weapons. They're cheaper and put US
forces at less risk.


Only stupid people would actually advocate the use of nuclear weapons.




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