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Just in Time for Thanksgiving (OT, humorous recipe)
Skipper wrote: wrote: Kansas Prarie Chicken: 1) Capture a Prarie Chicken. 2) Dispatch Prarie Chicken with a sharp axe. The brain of the Prarie Chicken gets so little use that it's really the bleeding out through the neck 3) Gut Prarie Chicken. This doesn't take long, as the Prarie Chicken doesn't have many guts. 4) Pluck Prarie Chicken. Don't be disappointed to discover that underneath all that proud and puffed-up plumage there really isn't a whole lot of actual bird. Those Kansas Prarie Chickens are built for show and go, but are relatively lacking in substance. 5) Cook Prarie Chicken. Roast, bake, or broil but avoid *boiling* the bird at all costs- the Kansas Prarie Chicken is averse to water. I'd bet some unscrupulous NW boat brokers are so stableblind that they couldn't even spell prairie chicken AKA pinnated grouse or prairie grouse, let alone cook it...but little doubt they'd try for all they're worth. I should have asked your advice on this. You are, after all, the undisputed expert on things having to do with dry, dusty prairies. I see that your only criticism of my post had to do with a spelling error, so undoubtedly you concur with the recipe itself.... Bert Robbins wrote: So, I guess that lying about a conversation is a higher crime than lying about a actual physical sexual encounter between boss and employee. If we were discussing a certain NW boat broker, well yes, I'd say it was. There needs to be a certain amount of trust when giving exclusives to these agents. If that confidence is not honored, where are we? There are scoundrels out there. -- Skipper Along with scoundrels I'm sure there are some neophyte boat buyers who think there's something called an "exclusive agreement" between a broker and buyer. What a joke. Only in a yacht broker's fondest dreams. Of course you wouldn't be among the neophyte buyers who felt that way, as, after all, you previously wrote that you were sorry that you felt an obligation to a broker you were working with before you met me (when I was working as a broker) and that you were sure your aborted deal with the other broker would have been successfully concluded *had you* used me to represent your interests......... |
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