You got a union plumber out there to hook up a gas line for $10.
Oh, this wasn't a tiki bar installation...there was quite a bit involved.
.... and all of that for $10 It is what you said.
BTW the "tiki bar" was more complicated than you assume too. It
involved 2.5 yards of concrete, lots of steel, pilings, walls, a roof,
220 sq/ft of Ipe deck, flagstone, electrical along with actually
building the bar, cutting and polishing a granite top.
Your fireplace was about as complicated as installing my pool heater
and I did pay to have that gas hooked up but it was more than $10, a
lot more.