On 3/15/2015 10:14 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 10:00 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:53 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 9:50 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this
time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler,
Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to
the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

He'd have to be one brave fellow to marry into that dysfunctional
family.



Bristol Palin is dysfunctional because she had a kid out of wedlock?
How liberal of you.



No, the entire Palin family is dysfunctional, and not because Bristol
had a child out of wedlock.

You're a fine one to call anyone disfunctional.

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Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."