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jps May 22nd 14 12:35 AM

WTF Happened To My 2nd?
 
On Fri, 09 May 2014 06:38:58 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 5/9/14, 12:05 AM, Tim wrote:
On Thursday, May 8, 2014 11:59:16 AM UTC-7, F*O*A*D wrote:



He has to consult with his Saviour.


I do that every day, Harry. It's good for the mind and soul.

You really should try that yourself. It just might make you a gentler person...


I'm not a superstitious guy.


;^)

F*O*A*D May 22nd 14 01:50 AM

WTF Happened To My 2nd?
 
On 5/21/14, 7:35 PM, jps wrote:
On Fri, 09 May 2014 06:38:58 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 5/9/14, 12:05 AM, Tim wrote:
On Thursday, May 8, 2014 11:59:16 AM UTC-7, F*O*A*D wrote:



He has to consult with his Saviour.

I do that every day, Harry. It's good for the mind and soul.

You really should try that yourself. It just might make you a gentler person...


I'm not a superstitious guy.


;^)



Speaking of the superstitious, the creationists are really worried
about Neil deGrasse Tyson's new Cosmos series.

http://tinyurl.com/mp2epzo

They're afraid it will find its way into classrooms.

One parent stopped the show to explain to his son that an episode that
explains the Noah's Ark myth is an insult to Christianity.

I thought that was really funny, since the tale of Noah is in the old
testament.

Califbill May 22nd 14 06:10 AM

WTF Happened To My 2nd?
 
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 5/21/14, 7:35 PM, jps wrote:
On Fri, 09 May 2014 06:38:58 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 5/9/14, 12:05 AM, Tim wrote:
On Thursday, May 8, 2014 11:59:16 AM UTC-7, F*O*A*D wrote:



He has to consult with his Saviour.

I do that every day, Harry. It's good for the mind and soul.

You really should try that yourself. It just might make you a gentler person...


I'm not a superstitious guy.


;^)



Speaking of the superstitious, the creationists are really worried about
Neil deGrasse Tyson's new Cosmos series.

http://tinyurl.com/mp2epzo

They're afraid it will find its way into classrooms.

One parent stopped the show to explain to his son that an episode that
explains the Noah's Ark myth is an insult to Christianity.

I thought that was really funny, since the tale of Noah is in the old testament.


Funny, is most societies have a legend of a great flood. Including the
South American natives. Maybe Noah saw it coming. But I do miss Unicorns.

Wayne.B May 22nd 14 01:17 PM

WTF Happened To My 2nd?
 
On Thu, 22 May 2014 00:10:17 -0500, Califbill
wrote:

One parent stopped the show to explain to his son that an episode that
explains the Noah's Ark myth is an insult to Christianity.

I thought that was really funny, since the tale of Noah is in the old testament.


Funny, is most societies have a legend of a great flood. Including the
South American natives. Maybe Noah saw it coming. But I do miss Unicorns.


===

There have been a lot of great floods and there is plenty of
geological evidence to support that assertion. As you cruise down the
north coast of the Dominican Republic it is very easy to see where the
sea level was much higher at various periods of time. The only
questions are the timing with relation to the development of mankind,
and the various causes.

Califbill May 22nd 14 07:22 PM

WTF Happened To My 2nd?
 
Wayne.B wrote:
On Thu, 22 May 2014 00:10:17 -0500, Califbill
wrote:

One parent stopped the show to explain to his son that an episode that
explains the Noah's Ark myth is an insult to Christianity.

I thought that was really funny, since the tale of Noah is in the old testament.


Funny, is most societies have a legend of a great flood. Including the
South American natives. Maybe Noah saw it coming. But I do miss Unicorns.


===

There have been a lot of great floods and there is plenty of
geological evidence to support that assertion. As you cruise down the
north coast of the Dominican Republic it is very easy to see where the
sea level was much higher at various periods of time. The only
questions are the timing with relation to the development of mankind,
and the various causes.


Maybe Noah saw that asteroid heading for earth and the oceans.

Wayne.B May 22nd 14 07:32 PM

WTF Happened To My 2nd?
 
On Thu, 22 May 2014 13:22:14 -0500, Califbill
wrote:

===

There have been a lot of great floods and there is plenty of
geological evidence to support that assertion. As you cruise down the
north coast of the Dominican Republic it is very easy to see where the
sea level was much higher at various periods of time. The only
questions are the timing with relation to the development of mankind,
and the various causes.


Maybe Noah saw that asteroid heading for earth and the oceans.


===

Given that the stories always seem to involve building a boat it was
more likely a slowly evolving event like a global warming scenario.

The good news is that you and I already have boats but I'm not sure
we've got room for all of those critters onboard.

Califbill May 22nd 14 11:28 PM

WTF Happened To My 2nd?
 
Wayne.B wrote:
On Thu, 22 May 2014 13:22:14 -0500, Califbill
wrote:

===

There have been a lot of great floods and there is plenty of
geological evidence to support that assertion. As you cruise down the
north coast of the Dominican Republic it is very easy to see where the
sea level was much higher at various periods of time. The only
questions are the timing with relation to the development of mankind,
and the various causes.


Maybe Noah saw that asteroid heading for earth and the oceans.


===

Given that the stories always seem to involve building a boat it was
more likely a slowly evolving event like a global warming scenario.

The good news is that you and I already have boats but I'm not sure
we've got room for all of those critters onboard.


The Ark was most likely a rectangular barge. Since he really had no course
to plot. So lots more room. We go down to the bay, get a big barge and
put my boat on it. Then we know what to do as we watched "Water World".
Snicker.

F*O*A*D May 22nd 14 11:41 PM

WTF Happened To My 2nd?
 
On 5/22/14, 6:28 PM, Califbill wrote:
Wayne.B wrote:
On Thu, 22 May 2014 13:22:14 -0500, Califbill
wrote:

===

There have been a lot of great floods and there is plenty of
geological evidence to support that assertion. As you cruise down the
north coast of the Dominican Republic it is very easy to see where the
sea level was much higher at various periods of time. The only
questions are the timing with relation to the development of mankind,
and the various causes.

Maybe Noah saw that asteroid heading for earth and the oceans.


===

Given that the stories always seem to involve building a boat it was
more likely a slowly evolving event like a global warming scenario.

The good news is that you and I already have boats but I'm not sure
we've got room for all of those critters onboard.


The Ark was most likely a rectangular barge. Since he really had no course
to plot. So lots more room. We go down to the bay, get a big barge and
put my boat on it. Then we know what to do as we watched "Water World".
Snicker.



Wait. You *believe* the Noah bull**** story?

--
If right-wing assholes could fly,
rec.boats would be an airport!

Califbill May 23rd 14 01:18 AM

WTF Happened To My 2nd?
 
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 5/22/14, 6:28 PM, Califbill wrote:
Wayne.B wrote:
On Thu, 22 May 2014 13:22:14 -0500, Califbill
wrote:

===

There have been a lot of great floods and there is plenty of
geological evidence to support that assertion. As you cruise down the
north coast of the Dominican Republic it is very easy to see where the
sea level was much higher at various periods of time. The only
questions are the timing with relation to the development of mankind,
and the various causes.

Maybe Noah saw that asteroid heading for earth and the oceans.

===

Given that the stories always seem to involve building a boat it was
more likely a slowly evolving event like a global warming scenario.

The good news is that you and I already have boats but I'm not sure
we've got room for all of those critters onboard.


The Ark was most likely a rectangular barge. Since he really had no course
to plot. So lots more room. We go down to the bay, get a big barge and
put my boat on it. Then we know what to do as we watched "Water World".
Snicker.



Wait. You *believe* the Noah bull**** story?



If there was an Ark it would most likely resembled a barge. Can not handle
boating in a boating group? Probably more likely to have been an ark, than
a Zimmerman Lobsta Boat.

F*O*A*D May 23rd 14 02:25 AM

WTF Happened To My 2nd?
 
On 5/22/14, 8:18 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 5/22/14, 6:28 PM, Califbill wrote:
Wayne.B wrote:
On Thu, 22 May 2014 13:22:14 -0500, Califbill
wrote:

===

There have been a lot of great floods and there is plenty of
geological evidence to support that assertion. As you cruise down the
north coast of the Dominican Republic it is very easy to see where the
sea level was much higher at various periods of time. The only
questions are the timing with relation to the development of mankind,
and the various causes.

Maybe Noah saw that asteroid heading for earth and the oceans.

===

Given that the stories always seem to involve building a boat it was
more likely a slowly evolving event like a global warming scenario.

The good news is that you and I already have boats but I'm not sure
we've got room for all of those critters onboard.

The Ark was most likely a rectangular barge. Since he really had no course
to plot. So lots more room. We go down to the bay, get a big barge and
put my boat on it. Then we know what to do as we watched "Water World".
Snicker.



Wait. You *believe* the Noah bull**** story?



If there was an Ark it would most likely resembled a barge. Can not handle
boating in a boating group? Probably more likely to have been an ark, than
a Zimmerman Lobsta Boat.


And you are seriously contemplating the shape of a mythical boat that
was based upon religious superstition?

--
If right-wing assholes could fly,
rec.boats would be an airport!


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