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God Says 'Leave me out of this...'
TUCSON - Responding to the Arizona legislature's passage of an anti-gay "religious freedom" law this week, God held a rare press conference today warning the Arizona legislators to "leave me out of this." A visibly angry Almighty told reporters, "Okay, so a bunch of right-wing whack jobs don't like gays. I get that. But don't put it on me." The Heavenly Father said that he strongly resented being used to give legitimacy to the Arizona legislature's ant-gay agenda. "I have never even set foot in Arizona and I seriously don't plan to," He said. From Andy Borowitz. |
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