TUCSON - Responding to the Arizona legislature's passage of an anti-gay
"religious freedom" law this week, God held a rare press conference
today warning the Arizona legislators to "leave me out of this."

A visibly angry Almighty told reporters, "Okay, so a bunch of right-wing
whack jobs don't like gays. I get that. But don't put it on me."

The Heavenly Father said that he strongly resented being used to give
legitimacy to the Arizona legislature's ant-gay agenda. "I have never
even set foot in Arizona and I seriously don't plan to," He said.

From Andy Borowitz.