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On 2/22/14, 12:07 PM, wrote:
On Sat, 22 Feb 2014 11:37:41 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

TUCSON - Responding to the Arizona legislature's passage of an anti-gay
"religious freedom" law this week, God held a rare press conference
today warning the Arizona legislators to "leave me out of this."

A visibly angry Almighty told reporters, "Okay, so a bunch of right-wing
whack jobs don't like gays. I get that. But don't put it on me."

The Heavenly Father said that he strongly resented being used to give
legitimacy to the Arizona legislature's ant-gay agenda. "I have never
even set foot in Arizona and I seriously don't plan to," He said.

From Andy Borowitz.

When you look at the history of this law, I am not even sure I
understand the reason for it or the complaint against it.

This came up because a photographer did not want to create a wedding
album for a gay couple. Would you really want to force a creative
project on a person who's heart was not in it? I can just imagine the
pictures they would select.. After all, it is not what happened, it is
which photos the guy took and which ones he wanted to use.
Everyone would be picking their nose, talking with their mouth full
and they would all look fat.

"This" came up because the conservative lawmakers in Arizona and the
state's governor are backwards, hate-filled racists. This isn't the
first example of Arizona lawmaker backwardness.