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F*O*A*D wrote:

TUCSON - Responding to the Arizona legislature's passage of an
anti-gay "religious freedom" law this week, God held a rare press
conference today warning the Arizona legislators to "leave me out of
this."

A visibly angry Almighty told reporters, "Okay, so a bunch of
right-wing whack jobs don't like gays. I get that. But don't put it on
me."

The Heavenly Father said that he strongly resented being used to give
legitimacy to the Arizona legislature's ant-gay agenda. "I have never
even set foot in Arizona and I seriously don't plan to," He said.

From Andy Borowitz.

Apparently Andy Borowitz is a talentless imbecile.
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F*O*A*D wrote:
On 2/22/14, 3:42 PM, wrote:
On Sat, 22 Feb 2014 15:07:20 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/22/14, 12:07 PM,
wrote:
On Sat, 22 Feb 2014 11:37:41 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:


TUCSON - Responding to the Arizona legislature's passage of an
anti-gay
"religious freedom" law this week, God held a rare press conference
today warning the Arizona legislators to "leave me out of this."

A visibly angry Almighty told reporters, "Okay, so a bunch of
right-wing
whack jobs don't like gays. I get that. But don't put it on me."

The Heavenly Father said that he strongly resented being used to give
legitimacy to the Arizona legislature's ant-gay agenda. "I have never
even set foot in Arizona and I seriously don't plan to," He said.

From Andy Borowitz.

When you look at the history of this law, I am not even sure I
understand the reason for it or the complaint against it.

This came up because a photographer did not want to create a wedding
album for a gay couple. Would you really want to force a creative
project on a person who's heart was not in it? I can just imagine the
pictures they would select.. After all, it is not what happened, it is
which photos the guy took and which ones he wanted to use.
Everyone would be picking their nose, talking with their mouth full
and they would all look fat.



"This" came up because the conservative lawmakers in Arizona and the
state's governor are backwards, hate-filled racists. This isn't the
first example of Arizona lawmaker backwardness.


Pull your string and the same thing comes out every time. The voice
generator must be broken.

What the **** does a law that may discriminate against gays have to do
with racism?
The governor has already vetoed a similar law and will veto this one
so you are full of **** with that rant too.

Maybe Arizona is just homo phobic ... but they are largely hispanic so
that is not a shock. They keep sending the politicians back.


Arizona is 70% white, and less than a third of its inhabitants are of
Mexican descent, so it hardly is a "largely Hispanic" state.

Racist, homophobic, whatever...the common thread is hatred of people
who look or act differently than the general population. There is no
shortage of examples of Arizonian lawmakers passing hate bills or
trying to pass hate bills or passing hate bills and then having them
overturned. Hell, the GOP out there even censured John McCain for his
"liberal"voting record.

The Republicans out there are just plain bat**** crazy, homophobic,
racist and anti-American.


*Legal* inhabitants? You can't swing a dead cat in AZ with out taking
out a half dozen Mexicans.
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On Sat, 22 Feb 2014 20:30:52 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/22/14, 8:22 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Sat, 22 Feb 2014 17:02:38 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/22/14, 5:02 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Sat, 22 Feb 2014 16:23:36 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/22/14, 3:42 PM, wrote:
On Sat, 22 Feb 2014 15:07:20 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/22/14, 12:07 PM,
wrote:
On Sat, 22 Feb 2014 11:37:41 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:


TUCSON - Responding to the Arizona legislature's passage of an anti-gay
"religious freedom" law this week, God held a rare press conference
today warning the Arizona legislators to "leave me out of this."

A visibly angry Almighty told reporters, "Okay, so a bunch of right-wing
whack jobs don't like gays. I get that. But don't put it on me."

The Heavenly Father said that he strongly resented being used to give
legitimacy to the Arizona legislature's ant-gay agenda. "I have never
even set foot in Arizona and I seriously don't plan to," He said.

From Andy Borowitz.

When you look at the history of this law, I am not even sure I
understand the reason for it or the complaint against it.

This came up because a photographer did not want to create a wedding
album for a gay couple. Would you really want to force a creative
project on a person who's heart was not in it? I can just imagine the
pictures they would select.. After all, it is not what happened, it is
which photos the guy took and which ones he wanted to use.
Everyone would be picking their nose, talking with their mouth full
and they would all look fat.



"This" came up because the conservative lawmakers in Arizona and the
state's governor are backwards, hate-filled racists. This isn't the
first example of Arizona lawmaker backwardness.

Pull your string and the same thing comes out every time. The voice
generator must be broken.

What the **** does a law that may discriminate against gays have to do
with racism?
The governor has already vetoed a similar law and will veto this one
so you are full of **** with that rant too.

Maybe Arizona is just homo phobic ... but they are largely hispanic so
that is not a shock. They keep sending the politicians back.


Arizona is 70% white, and less than a third of its inhabitants are of
Mexican descent, so it hardly is a "largely Hispanic" state.

Racist, homophobic, whatever...the common thread is hatred of people who
look or act differently than the general population. There is no
shortage of examples of Arizonian lawmakers passing hate bills or trying
to pass hate bills or passing hate bills and then having them
overturned. Hell, the GOP out there even censured John McCain for his
"liberal"voting record.

The Republicans out there are just plain bat**** crazy, homophobic,
racist and anti-American.


I would think a person of your education and background should know the difference between racist
and homophobic. It's a bit more than 'whatever'.


I was commenting on the common thread, that I suspect racists and
homophobes are pretty much the same people. But you would know that
better than I, right, John?


Perhaps the comment was just stupid? Whatever?



Oh? You don't think there is commonality of hatred in racists and
homophobes? I would guess a significant percentage of racists are
homophobes and vice versa.


I would guess a significant percentage of racists are gay, and vice versa.

BTW, you must have missed this: And...if you'll check, you'll find that almost all of the Finnish
players are professional hockey players. Only two or three are players in their own country. Of
course, you knew that too, eh?

Given your praise and acclaim for those socialist amateurs, I'd have thought you'd at least thank me
for pointing out the fallacy of your 'claim' and providing the truth.

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On 2/23/2014 8:57 AM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Sat, 22 Feb 2014 20:30:52 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/22/14, 8:22 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Sat, 22 Feb 2014 17:02:38 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/22/14, 5:02 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Sat, 22 Feb 2014 16:23:36 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/22/14, 3:42 PM, wrote:
On Sat, 22 Feb 2014 15:07:20 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/22/14, 12:07 PM,
wrote:
On Sat, 22 Feb 2014 11:37:41 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:


TUCSON - Responding to the Arizona legislature's passage of an anti-gay
"religious freedom" law this week, God held a rare press conference
today warning the Arizona legislators to "leave me out of this."

A visibly angry Almighty told reporters, "Okay, so a bunch of right-wing
whack jobs don't like gays. I get that. But don't put it on me."

The Heavenly Father said that he strongly resented being used to give
legitimacy to the Arizona legislature's ant-gay agenda. "I have never
even set foot in Arizona and I seriously don't plan to," He said.

From Andy Borowitz.

When you look at the history of this law, I am not even sure I
understand the reason for it or the complaint against it.

This came up because a photographer did not want to create a wedding
album for a gay couple. Would you really want to force a creative
project on a person who's heart was not in it? I can just imagine the
pictures they would select.. After all, it is not what happened, it is
which photos the guy took and which ones he wanted to use.
Everyone would be picking their nose, talking with their mouth full
and they would all look fat.



"This" came up because the conservative lawmakers in Arizona and the
state's governor are backwards, hate-filled racists. This isn't the
first example of Arizona lawmaker backwardness.

Pull your string and the same thing comes out every time. The voice
generator must be broken.

What the **** does a law that may discriminate against gays have to do
with racism?
The governor has already vetoed a similar law and will veto this one
so you are full of **** with that rant too.

Maybe Arizona is just homo phobic ... but they are largely hispanic so
that is not a shock. They keep sending the politicians back.


Arizona is 70% white, and less than a third of its inhabitants are of
Mexican descent, so it hardly is a "largely Hispanic" state.

Racist, homophobic, whatever...the common thread is hatred of people who
look or act differently than the general population. There is no
shortage of examples of Arizonian lawmakers passing hate bills or trying
to pass hate bills or passing hate bills and then having them
overturned. Hell, the GOP out there even censured John McCain for his
"liberal"voting record.

The Republicans out there are just plain bat**** crazy, homophobic,
racist and anti-American.


I would think a person of your education and background should know the difference between racist
and homophobic. It's a bit more than 'whatever'.


I was commenting on the common thread, that I suspect racists and
homophobes are pretty much the same people. But you would know that
better than I, right, John?

Perhaps the comment was just stupid? Whatever?



Oh? You don't think there is commonality of hatred in racists and
homophobes? I would guess a significant percentage of racists are
homophobes and vice versa.


I would guess a significant percentage of racists are gay, and vice versa.

BTW, you must have missed this: And...if you'll check, you'll find that almost all of the Finnish
players are professional hockey players. Only two or three are players in their own country. Of
course, you knew that too, eh?

Given your praise and acclaim for those socialist amateurs, I'd have thought you'd at least thank me
for pointing out the fallacy of your 'claim' and providing the truth.

The trth is always an embarrassment for our Harry Nerdly Krouse.
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