F*O*A*D wrote:

TUCSON - Responding to the Arizona legislature's passage of an
anti-gay "religious freedom" law this week, God held a rare press
conference today warning the Arizona legislators to "leave me out of
this."

A visibly angry Almighty told reporters, "Okay, so a bunch of
right-wing whack jobs don't like gays. I get that. But don't put it on
me."

The Heavenly Father said that he strongly resented being used to give
legitimacy to the Arizona legislature's ant-gay agenda. "I have never
even set foot in Arizona and I seriously don't plan to," He said.

From Andy Borowitz.
Apparently Andy Borowitz is a talentless imbecile.