A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out
his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:
“My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is silence, then a shot
is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

- - -

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck

On 12/28/2012 8:37 AM, ESAD wrote:


A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out
his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:
“My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is silence, then a shot
is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

- - -

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck

This proves that you are one sick puppy.

On 12/28/2012 8:42 AM, Meyer wrote:
On 12/28/2012 8:37 AM, ESAD wrote:


A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out
his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:
“My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is silence, then a shot
is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

- - -

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck

This proves that you are one sick puppy.

Harry Krause and his friend Stumpy have a young boy in the woods.....

On 12/28/12 9:18 AM, JustWait wrote:
On 12/28/2012 8:42 AM, Meyer wrote:
On 12/28/2012 8:37 AM, ESAD wrote:


A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out
his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:
“My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is silence, then a shot
is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

- - -

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck

This proves that you are one sick puppy.

Harry Krause and his friend Stumpy have a young boy in the woods.....

I think you've posted this particular sex fantasy of yours more than
once, little snotty. Is that why you are a republican?

In article ,
says...

A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out
his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:
?My friend is dead! What can I do??

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead.? There is silence, then a shot
is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: ?OK, now what??

- - -

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck

Pay your taxes yet, loser?

In article ,
says...

A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out
his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:
?My friend is dead! What can I do??

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead.? There is silence, then a shot
is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: ?OK, now what??

- - -

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck

What is that, gun nut "humor?"
Probably be beneficial for you to have a talk with your wife about your
anger. Or with somebody qualified to help you.
Don't bring your guns.

On 12/28/12 11:57 AM, Boating All Out wrote:
In article ,
says...

A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out
his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:
?My friend is dead! What can I do??

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead.? There is silence, then a shot
is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: ?OK, now what??

- - -

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck

What is that, gun nut "humor?"
Probably be beneficial for you to have a talk with your wife about your
anger. Or with somebody qualified to help you.
Don't bring your guns.


No, **** for brains, it's an adaptation of what several joke-ranking
"surveys" claim is the Number One joke in the world at the moment. I
simply changed the names of the participants to protect the innocent.

In article ,
says...

On 12/28/12 11:57 AM, Boating All Out wrote:
In article ,
says...

A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out
his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:
?My friend is dead! What can I do??

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead.? There is silence, then a shot
is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: ?OK, now what??

- - -

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck

What is that, gun nut "humor?"
Probably be beneficial for you to have a talk with your wife about your
anger. Or with somebody qualified to help you.
Don't bring your guns.


No, **** for brains, it's an adaptation of what several joke-ranking
"surveys" claim is the Number One joke in the world at the moment. I
simply changed the names of the participants to protect the innocent.

What nonsense. Claiming "surveys" deem this low-brow trash "Number One
joke in the world."
Who were the survey respondents? Wayne LaPierre, Clint Eastwood, Soupy
Sales and the Three Stooges?
Is that your speed?

On 12/28/12 12:20 PM, Boating All Out wrote:
In article ,
says...

On 12/28/12 11:57 AM, Boating All Out wrote:
In article ,
says...

A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out
his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:
?My friend is dead! What can I do??

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead.? There is silence, then a shot
is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: ?OK, now what??

- - -

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck

What is that, gun nut "humor?"
Probably be beneficial for you to have a talk with your wife about your
anger. Or with somebody qualified to help you.
Don't bring your guns.


No, **** for brains, it's an adaptation of what several joke-ranking
"surveys" claim is the Number One joke in the world at the moment. I
simply changed the names of the participants to protect the innocent.

What nonsense. Claiming "surveys" deem this low-brow trash "Number One
joke in the world."
Who were the survey respondents? Wayne LaPierre, Clint Eastwood, Soupy
Sales and the Three Stooges?
Is that your speed?




You seem to need something useful to do, so...start he

World's funniest joke
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This article is about research on the relative humour in different jokes
and cultures. For the Monty Python sketch about jokes as military
weapons, see The Funniest Joke in the World.

The "world's funniest joke" is a term used by Richard Wiseman of the
University of Hertfordshire in 2002 to summarize one of the results of
his research. For his experiment, named LaughLab, he created a website
where people could rate and submit jokes. Purposes of the research
included discovering the joke that had the widest appeal and
understanding among different cultures, demographics and countries.

The History Channel eventually hosted a special on the subject.
Contents

1 The jokes
2 Other findings
3 References
4 External links

The jokes

The winning joke, which was later found to be based on a 1951 Goon Show
sketch by Spike Milligan, was submitted by Gurpal Gosal of Manchester:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He
doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy
whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My
friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun
shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

The second place finisher and early leader was this joke, submitted by
Geoff Anandappa of Blackpool:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched
their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of
the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky,
and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions
of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson
replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of
those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth
out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there
might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that
somebody stole our tent."

While this was the top joke in the UK:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's
the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear
of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The
driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell
him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

In article ,
says...

In article ,
says...

A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out
his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:
?My friend is dead! What can I do??

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead.? There is silence, then a shot
is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: ?OK, now what??

- - -

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck

What is that, gun nut "humor?"
Probably be beneficial for you to have a talk with your wife about your
anger. Or with somebody qualified to help you.
Don't bring your guns.

If he would just pay his taxes and other debts he may feel better about
himself