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Default Best joke in the world.

In article ,
says...

On 12/28/12 11:57 AM, Boating All Out wrote:
In article ,
says...

A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out
his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:
?My friend is dead! What can I do??

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead.? There is silence, then a shot
is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: ?OK, now what??

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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck


What is that, gun nut "humor?"
Probably be beneficial for you to have a talk with your wife about your
anger. Or with somebody qualified to help you.
Don't bring your guns.


No, **** for brains, it's an adaptation of what several joke-ranking
"surveys" claim is the Number One joke in the world at the moment. I
simply changed the names of the participants to protect the innocent.


What nonsense. Claiming "surveys" deem this low-brow trash "Number One
joke in the world."
Who were the survey respondents? Wayne LaPierre, Clint Eastwood, Soupy
Sales and the Three Stooges?
Is that your speed?