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Best joke in the world.
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says... On 12/28/12 11:57 AM, Boating All Out wrote: In article , says... A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ?My friend is dead! What can I do?? The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.? There is silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: ?OK, now what?? - - - Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck  What is that, gun nut "humor?" Probably be beneficial for you to have a talk with your wife about your anger. Or with somebody qualified to help you. Don't bring your guns. No, **** for brains, it's an adaptation of what several joke-ranking "surveys" claim is the Number One joke in the world at the moment. I simply changed the names of the participants to protect the innocent. Cite? |
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#3
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Best joke in the world.
On 12/28/2012 12:06 PM, ESAD wrote:
On 12/28/12 11:57 AM, Boating All Out wrote: In article , says... A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ?My friend is dead! What can I do?? The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.? There is silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: ?OK, now what?? - - - Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck What is that, gun nut "humor?" Probably be beneficial for you to have a talk with your wife about your anger. Or with somebody qualified to help you. Don't bring your guns. No, **** for brains, it's an adaptation of what several joke-ranking "surveys" claim is the Number One joke in the world at the moment. I simply changed the names of the participants to protect the innocent. You are living on the dark side, you sick *******. |
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#4
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Best joke in the world.
In article ,
says... On 12/28/12 11:57 AM, Boating All Out wrote: In article , says... A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ?My friend is dead! What can I do?? The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.? There is silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: ?OK, now what?? - - - Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck What is that, gun nut "humor?" Probably be beneficial for you to have a talk with your wife about your anger. Or with somebody qualified to help you. Don't bring your guns. No, **** for brains, it's an adaptation of what several joke-ranking "surveys" claim is the Number One joke in the world at the moment. I simply changed the names of the participants to protect the innocent. "Joke-ranking surveys?" What the **** is that? |
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#5
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Best joke in the world.
On 12/28/2012 7:06 PM, BAR wrote:
In article , says... On 12/28/12 11:57 AM, Boating All Out wrote: In article , says... A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ?My friend is dead! What can I do?? The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.? There is silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: ?OK, now what?? - - - Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck What is that, gun nut "humor?" Probably be beneficial for you to have a talk with your wife about your anger. Or with somebody qualified to help you. Don't bring your guns. No, **** for brains, it's an adaptation of what several joke-ranking "surveys" claim is the Number One joke in the world at the moment. I simply changed the names of the participants to protect the innocent. "Joke-ranking surveys?" What the **** is that? Can't find even one survey that makes this the top joke right now, or ever.... guess he just made it up, but that's our harry... |
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#6
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Best joke in the world.
On 12/28/12 9:08 PM, JustWait wrote:
On 12/28/2012 7:06 PM, BAR wrote: In article , says... On 12/28/12 11:57 AM, Boating All Out wrote: In article , says... A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ?My friend is dead! What can I do?? The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.? There is silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: ?OK, now what?? - - - Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck What is that, gun nut "humor?" Probably be beneficial for you to have a talk with your wife about your anger. Or with somebody qualified to help you. Don't bring your guns. No, **** for brains, it's an adaptation of what several joke-ranking "surveys" claim is the Number One joke in the world at the moment. I simply changed the names of the participants to protect the innocent. "Joke-ranking surveys?" What the **** is that? Can't find even one survey that makes this the top joke right now, or ever.... guess he just made it up, but that's our harry... snerk, or, if you prefer Q.E.D. |
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#7
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Best joke in the world.
On 12/28/2012 1:07 PM, wrote:
On Fri, 28 Dec 2012 12:06:24 -0500, ESAD wrote: On 12/28/12 11:57 AM, Boating All Out wrote: In article , says... A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ?My friend is dead! What can I do?? The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.? There is silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: ?OK, now what?? - - - Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck What is that, gun nut "humor?" Probably be beneficial for you to have a talk with your wife about your anger. Or with somebody qualified to help you. Don't bring your guns. No, **** for brains, it's an adaptation of what several joke-ranking "surveys" claim is the Number One joke in the world at the moment. I simply changed the names of the participants to protect the innocent. I know it was funny when I heard it in the 50s. You were about 10 at the time. Harry is in his late 60s. |
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#8
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Best joke in the world.
In article ,
says... In article , says... A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ?My friend is dead! What can I do?? The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.? There is silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: ?OK, now what?? - - - Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck What is that, gun nut "humor?" Probably be beneficial for you to have a talk with your wife about your anger. Or with somebody qualified to help you. Don't bring your guns. If he would just pay his taxes and other debts he may feel better about himself |
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#9
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Best joke in the world.
ESAD wrote:
A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“ - - - Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck Old and reused. |
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#10
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Best joke in the world.
ESAD wrote:
A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“ - - - Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck The last guy to post this wasn't a tax cheat. |
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