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First recorded activity by BoatBanter: Sep 2011
Posts: 7,588
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Best joke in the world.
In article ,
says...
A couple of rec.boats regulars, Snotty Scotty and iLoogy, are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out
his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:
?My friend is dead! What can I do??
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead.? There is silence, then a shot
is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: ?OK, now what??
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck 
Pay your taxes yet, loser?
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