Two Alabama rednecks (who shall remain nameless) are out hunting, and as they
are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They
approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even
see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"

The second hunter says, "I don't know; let's throw
something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit
bottom."

The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile
transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and
see."

So, they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two
and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge
and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they
turn around they see a goat come crashing through the
brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head
first.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in
the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an
old farmer walks up.

"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to
see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were
just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out
of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles-an-hour and jumped
headfirst into this hole here!"

The old farmer said, "That's impossible. I had him chained to
a transmission!"


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John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.