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On 21-Oct-2010, Frogwatch wrote:

Two Alabama rednecks (who shall remain nameless) are out hunting, and
as
they
are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They
approach it and are amazed by the size of it.


The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even
see the bottom. *I wonder how deep it is?"


The second hunter says, "I don't know; let's throw
something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit
bottom."


The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile
transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and
see."


So, they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two
and three, and throw it in the hole.


They are standing there listening and looking over the edge
and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. *As they
turn around they see


.............Nancy Pelosi racing toward the hole and diving in head first.
The, Hairy Reid runs out of the woods and says "Where did Nancy
go?..................."

I have a dream..................