100 mph Goat
 

Two Alabama rednecks (who shall remain nameless) are out hunting, and as they
are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They
approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even
see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"

The second hunter says, "I don't know; let's throw
something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit
bottom."

The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile
transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and
see."

So, they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two
and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge
and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they
turn around they see a goat come crashing through the
brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head
first.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in
the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an
old farmer walks up.

"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to
see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were
just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out
of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles-an-hour and jumped
headfirst into this hole here!"

The old farmer said, "That's impossible. I had him chained to
a transmission!"


--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.

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On 10/21/10 7:45 AM, John H wrote:


Two Alabama rednecks (who shall remain nameless) are out hunting, and as they
are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They
approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
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Jesus, herring, can't you find an appropriate outlet for these crappy
joke reposts of yours? They're not even good jokes.

How about:

alt.lame.not-too-funny.old.jokes


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Guns Don't Kill People -- Fundamentalist Religion Kills People!

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"Secular Humouresque" wrote in message m...
On 10/21/10 7:45 AM, John H wrote:


Two Alabama rednecks (who shall remain nameless) are out hunting, and as they
are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They
approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
---

Jesus, herring, can't you find an appropriate outlet for these crappy
joke reposts of yours? They're not even good jokes.

How about:

alt.lame.not-too-funny.old.jokes


--
Guns Don't Kill People -- Fundamentalist Religion Kills People!


It was funnier than your football story.

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If a post is attributed to me, and it isn't from a PC or a MAC, it's from an ID
spoofer who hasn't the balls to post with his current ID.

The magnificent Boatless Harry

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"John H" wrote in message
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Two Alabama rednecks (who shall remain nameless) are out hunting, and as
they
are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They
approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even
see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"

The second hunter says, "I don't know; let's throw
something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit
bottom."

The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile
transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and
see."

So, they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two
and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge
and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they
turn around they see a goat come crashing through the
brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head
first.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in
the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an
old farmer walks up.

"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to
see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were
just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out
of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles-an-hour and jumped
headfirst into this hole here!"

The old farmer said, "That's impossible. I had him chained to
a transmission!"


--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.
Thanks John!

100 mph Goat
 

On Oct 21, 10:09*am, "MMC" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message

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Two Alabama rednecks (who shall remain nameless) are out hunting, and as
they
are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They
approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even
see the bottom. *I wonder how deep it is?"

The second hunter says, "I don't know; let's throw
something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit
bottom."

The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile
transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and
see."

So, they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two
and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge
and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. *As they
turn around they see a goat come crashing through the
brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head
first.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in
the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an
old farmer walks up.

"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to
see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were
just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out
of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles-an-hour and jumped
headfirst into this hole here!"

The old farmer said, "That's impossible. *I had him chained to
a transmission!"

--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.

Thanks John!

Considering some of the weird stuff I find at the bottom of caves in
Alabama, I'd say this is true.

100 mph Goat
 

On 21-Oct-2010, Frogwatch wrote:

Two Alabama rednecks (who shall remain nameless) are out hunting, and
as
they
are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They
approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even
see the bottom. *I wonder how deep it is?"

The second hunter says, "I don't know; let's throw
something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit
bottom."

The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile
transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and
see."

So, they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two
and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge
and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. *As they
turn around they see

.............Nancy Pelosi racing toward the hole and diving in head first.
The, Hairy Reid runs out of the woods and says "Where did Nancy
go?..................."

I have a dream..................

100 mph Goat
 

On 22-Oct-2010, I am Tosk wrote:

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge
and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. *As they
turn around they see

............Nancy Pelosi racing toward the hole and diving in head
first.
The, Hairy Reid runs out of the woods and says "Where did Nancy
go?..................."

I have a dream..................

My dream is a bit different, I see Harry as the transmission...;)

I ALWAYS appreciate improvement on a plan!

100 mph Goat
 

On Oct 22, 9:24*am, I am Tosk wrote:
In article ,
says...





On 21-Oct-2010, Frogwatch wrote:

Two Alabama rednecks (who shall remain nameless) are out hunting, and
as
they
are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They
approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even
see the bottom. *I wonder how deep it is?"

The second hunter says, "I don't know; let's throw
something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit
bottom."

The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile
transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and
see."

So, they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two
and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge
and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. *As they
turn around they see

............Nancy Pelosi racing toward the hole and diving in head first.