In article ,
says...

On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 18:27:21 -0400, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

lost leader. wrote:

The Only Reason Democrats Win Elections Is Because They Lie

No, they win elections because the alternative is handing
the reins back to the republicans. Up until 2004 I was a
fence sitter, voting for the candidate I thought was worthy,
regardless of political party. In 2008 it was nothing but
democrats and it'll stay that way until I can find a
republican that doesn't have his head planted firmly up his
ass.

So you admit that you just kind of went with the prevailing wind and you
had no moral compass or grounding in reality or a set of principles that
you lived by and which guided your life. This explains quite a bit about
you.

I have been a conservative since before I could vote.

Say no more. You've just announced you've had a pole up your ass
since your teenage years. Somehow that doesn't surprise me and likely
doesn't surprise anyone else familiar with your writings.

No, it just means that I have a set of values that were developed in my
youth by learning the value of hard work and where it could get you.

I do not seek government handouts and I don't believe anyone should seek
government handouts.

On 9/18/10 11:31 AM, BAR wrote:
In ,
says...

On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 18:27:21 -0400, wrote:

In ,
says...

lost leader. wrote:

The Only Reason Democrats Win Elections Is Because They Lie

No, they win elections because the alternative is handing
the reins back to the republicans. Up until 2004 I was a
fence sitter, voting for the candidate I thought was worthy,
regardless of political party. In 2008 it was nothing but
democrats and it'll stay that way until I can find a
republican that doesn't have his head planted firmly up his
ass.

So you admit that you just kind of went with the prevailing wind and you
had no moral compass or grounding in reality or a set of principles that
you lived by and which guided your life. This explains quite a bit about
you.

I have been a conservative since before I could vote.

Say no more. You've just announced you've had a pole up your ass
since your teenage years. Somehow that doesn't surprise me and likely
doesn't surprise anyone else familiar with your writings.

No, it just means that I have a set of values that were developed in my
youth by learning the value of hard work and where it could get you.

I do not seek government handouts and I don't believe anyone should seek
government handouts.


You and your family take government handouts every single day.

On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 11:31:31 -0400, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 18:27:21 -0400, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

lost leader. wrote:

The Only Reason Democrats Win Elections Is Because They Lie

No, they win elections because the alternative is handing
the reins back to the republicans. Up until 2004 I was a
fence sitter, voting for the candidate I thought was worthy,
regardless of political party. In 2008 it was nothing but
democrats and it'll stay that way until I can find a
republican that doesn't have his head planted firmly up his
ass.

So you admit that you just kind of went with the prevailing wind and you
had no moral compass or grounding in reality or a set of principles that
you lived by and which guided your life. This explains quite a bit about
you.

I have been a conservative since before I could vote.

Say no more. You've just announced you've had a pole up your ass
since your teenage years. Somehow that doesn't surprise me and likely
doesn't surprise anyone else familiar with your writings.

No, it just means that I have a set of values that were developed in my
youth by learning the value of hard work and where it could get you.

I do not seek government handouts and I don't believe anyone should seek
government handouts.

And that qualifies you as conservative. Guess what? I agree with you
and I'm a liberal. I also know that I'd have had one hell of a time
getting through school without food stamps. I had the good fortune of
being subsidized to the tune of$200/mo. for tuition, books, rent and
food and worked part time. I got to eat while I was learning courtesy
of the government. Now I give them a boatload every paycheck for
their investment in my nourishment.

On 9/19/10 8:37 PM, jps wrote:
On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 11:31:31 -0400, wrote:

In ,
says...

On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 18:27:21 -0400, wrote:

In ,
says...

lost leader. wrote:

The Only Reason Democrats Win Elections Is Because They Lie

No, they win elections because the alternative is handing
the reins back to the republicans. Up until 2004 I was a
fence sitter, voting for the candidate I thought was worthy,
regardless of political party. In 2008 it was nothing but
democrats and it'll stay that way until I can find a
republican that doesn't have his head planted firmly up his
ass.

So you admit that you just kind of went with the prevailing wind and you
had no moral compass or grounding in reality or a set of principles that
you lived by and which guided your life. This explains quite a bit about
you.

I have been a conservative since before I could vote.

Say no more. You've just announced you've had a pole up your ass
since your teenage years. Somehow that doesn't surprise me and likely
doesn't surprise anyone else familiar with your writings.

No, it just means that I have a set of values that were developed in my
youth by learning the value of hard work and where it could get you.

I do not seek government handouts and I don't believe anyone should seek
government handouts.

And that qualifies you as conservative. Guess what? I agree with you
and I'm a liberal. I also know that I'd have had one hell of a time
getting through school without food stamps. I had the good fortune of
being subsidized to the tune of$200/mo. for tuition, books, rent and
food and worked part time. I got to eat while I was learning courtesy
of the government. Now I give them a boatload every paycheck for
their investment in my nourishment.



The funny thing is that low-brain-output types like Bert don't believe
they're benefiting from government handouts. The list of what Bert gets
from the government is almost endless.

On Sun, 19 Sep 2010 20:46:07 -0400, Secular Humorist
wrote:

On 9/19/10 8:37 PM, jps wrote:
On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 11:31:31 -0400, wrote:

In ,
says...

On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 18:27:21 -0400, wrote:

In ,
says...

lost leader. wrote:

The Only Reason Democrats Win Elections Is Because They Lie

No, they win elections because the alternative is handing
the reins back to the republicans. Up until 2004 I was a
fence sitter, voting for the candidate I thought was worthy,
regardless of political party. In 2008 it was nothing but
democrats and it'll stay that way until I can find a
republican that doesn't have his head planted firmly up his
ass.

So you admit that you just kind of went with the prevailing wind and you
had no moral compass or grounding in reality or a set of principles that
you lived by and which guided your life. This explains quite a bit about
you.

I have been a conservative since before I could vote.

Say no more. You've just announced you've had a pole up your ass
since your teenage years. Somehow that doesn't surprise me and likely
doesn't surprise anyone else familiar with your writings.

No, it just means that I have a set of values that were developed in my
youth by learning the value of hard work and where it could get you.

I do not seek government handouts and I don't believe anyone should seek
government handouts.

And that qualifies you as conservative. Guess what? I agree with you
and I'm a liberal. I also know that I'd have had one hell of a time
getting through school without food stamps. I had the good fortune of
being subsidized to the tune of$200/mo. for tuition, books, rent and
food and worked part time. I got to eat while I was learning courtesy
of the government. Now I give them a boatload every paycheck for
their investment in my nourishment.



The funny thing is that low-brain-output types like Bert don't believe
they're benefiting from government handouts. The list of what Bert gets
from the government is almost endless.

****heads like Bert think it's all been supplied by a higher power and
it's their due and right to have roads, bridges, water, sewer, gas,
electric, elementary through high school, community and four year
colleges, clean air and water, law enforcement, the judiciary and the
penal system, a system of hospitals and trained physicians who can
care for you, and a system that's struggling to keep our food safe
from the ravages of agribusiness.

Bertie should have it all for free, cuz he's a conservative and they
conserve -- like a sailor in port for a week.

On 9/19/10 9:57 PM, jps wrote:
On Sun, 19 Sep 2010 20:46:07 -0400, Secular Humorist
wrote:

On 9/19/10 8:37 PM, jps wrote:
On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 11:31:31 -0400, wrote:

In ,
says...

On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 18:27:21 -0400, wrote:

In ,
says...

lost leader. wrote:

The Only Reason Democrats Win Elections Is Because They Lie

No, they win elections because the alternative is handing
the reins back to the republicans. Up until 2004 I was a
fence sitter, voting for the candidate I thought was worthy,
regardless of political party. In 2008 it was nothing but
democrats and it'll stay that way until I can find a
republican that doesn't have his head planted firmly up his
ass.

So you admit that you just kind of went with the prevailing wind and you
had no moral compass or grounding in reality or a set of principles that
you lived by and which guided your life. This explains quite a bit about
you.

I have been a conservative since before I could vote.

Say no more. You've just announced you've had a pole up your ass
since your teenage years. Somehow that doesn't surprise me and likely
doesn't surprise anyone else familiar with your writings.

No, it just means that I have a set of values that were developed in my
youth by learning the value of hard work and where it could get you.

I do not seek government handouts and I don't believe anyone should seek
government handouts.

And that qualifies you as conservative. Guess what? I agree with you
and I'm a liberal. I also know that I'd have had one hell of a time
getting through school without food stamps. I had the good fortune of
being subsidized to the tune of$200/mo. for tuition, books, rent and
food and worked part time. I got to eat while I was learning courtesy
of the government. Now I give them a boatload every paycheck for
their investment in my nourishment.



The funny thing is that low-brain-output types like Bert don't believe
they're benefiting from government handouts. The list of what Bert gets
from the government is almost endless.

****heads like Bert think it's all been supplied by a higher power and
it's their due and right to have roads, bridges, water, sewer, gas,
electric, elementary through high school, community and four year
colleges, clean air and water, law enforcement, the judiciary and the
penal system, a system of hospitals and trained physicians who can
care for you, and a system that's struggling to keep our food safe
from the ravages of agribusiness.

Bertie should have it all for free, cuz he's a conservative and they
conserve -- like a sailor in port for a week.

Bingo.

"Secular Humorist" wrote in message ...
On 9/19/10 9:57 PM, jps wrote:
On Sun, 19 Sep 2010 20:46:07 -0400, Secular Humorist
wrote:

On 9/19/10 8:37 PM, jps wrote:
On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 11:31:31 -0400, wrote:

In ,
says...

On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 18:27:21 -0400, wrote:

In ,
says...

lost leader. wrote:

The Only Reason Democrats Win Elections Is Because They Lie

No, they win elections because the alternative is handing
the reins back to the republicans. Up until 2004 I was a
fence sitter, voting for the candidate I thought was worthy,
regardless of political party. In 2008 it was nothing but
democrats and it'll stay that way until I can find a
republican that doesn't have his head planted firmly up his
ass.

So you admit that you just kind of went with the prevailing wind and you
had no moral compass or grounding in reality or a set of principles that
you lived by and which guided your life. This explains quite a bit about
you.

I have been a conservative since before I could vote.

Say no more. You've just announced you've had a pole up your ass
since your teenage years. Somehow that doesn't surprise me and likely
doesn't surprise anyone else familiar with your writings.

No, it just means that I have a set of values that were developed in my
youth by learning the value of hard work and where it could get you.

I do not seek government handouts and I don't believe anyone should seek
government handouts.

And that qualifies you as conservative. Guess what? I agree with you
and I'm a liberal. I also know that I'd have had one hell of a time
getting through school without food stamps. I had the good fortune of
being subsidized to the tune of$200/mo. for tuition, books, rent and
food and worked part time. I got to eat while I was learning courtesy
of the government. Now I give them a boatload every paycheck for
their investment in my nourishment.



The funny thing is that low-brain-output types like Bert don't believe
they're benefiting from government handouts. The list of what Bert gets
from the government is almost endless.

****heads like Bert think it's all been supplied by a higher power and
it's their due and right to have roads, bridges, water, sewer, gas,
electric, elementary through high school, community and four year
colleges, clean air and water, law enforcement, the judiciary and the
penal system, a system of hospitals and trained physicians who can
care for you, and a system that's struggling to keep our food safe
from the ravages of agribusiness.

Bertie should have it all for free, cuz he's a conservative and they
conserve -- like a sailor in port for a week.

Bingo.

This from krause, the king of sponges. His inheritance kept him going until he found his current benefactor.

In article ,
says...

"Secular Humorist" wrote in message ...
On 9/19/10 9:57 PM, jps wrote:
On Sun, 19 Sep 2010 20:46:07 -0400, Secular Humorist
wrote:

On 9/19/10 8:37 PM, jps wrote:
On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 11:31:31 -0400, wrote:

In ,
says...

On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 18:27:21 -0400, wrote:

In ,
says...

lost leader. wrote:

The Only Reason Democrats Win Elections Is Because They Lie

No, they win elections because the alternative is handing
the reins back to the republicans. Up until 2004 I was a
fence sitter, voting for the candidate I thought was worthy,
regardless of political party. In 2008 it was nothing but
democrats and it'll stay that way until I can find a
republican that doesn't have his head planted firmly up his
ass.

So you admit that you just kind of went with the prevailing wind and you
had no moral compass or grounding in reality or a set of principles that
you lived by and which guided your life. This explains quite a bit about
you.

I have been a conservative since before I could vote.

Say no more. You've just announced you've had a pole up your ass
since your teenage years. Somehow that doesn't surprise me and likely
doesn't surprise anyone else familiar with your writings.

No, it just means that I have a set of values that were developed in my
youth by learning the value of hard work and where it could get you.

I do not seek government handouts and I don't believe anyone should seek
government handouts.

And that qualifies you as conservative. Guess what? I agree with you
and I'm a liberal. I also know that I'd have had one hell of a time
getting through school without food stamps. I had the good fortune of
being subsidized to the tune of$200/mo. for tuition, books, rent and
food and worked part time. I got to eat while I was learning courtesy
of the government. Now I give them a boatload every paycheck for
their investment in my nourishment.



The funny thing is that low-brain-output types like Bert don't believe
they're benefiting from government handouts. The list of what Bert gets
from the government is almost endless.

****heads like Bert think it's all been supplied by a higher power and
it's their due and right to have roads, bridges, water, sewer, gas,
electric, elementary through high school, community and four year
colleges, clean air and water, law enforcement, the judiciary and the
penal system, a system of hospitals and trained physicians who can
care for you, and a system that's struggling to keep our food safe
from the ravages of agribusiness.

Bertie should have it all for free, cuz he's a conservative and they
conserve -- like a sailor in port for a week.

Bingo.

This from krause, the king of sponges. His inheritance kept him going until he found his current benefactor.

You forget that in the meantime he helped steal the retirement funds of
poor Uuilco retirees...

--
OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few
seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little
girl...

In article ,
says...



The funny thing is that low-brain-output types like Bert don't believe
they're benefiting from government handouts. The list of what Bert gets
from the government is almost endless.

****heads like Bert think it's all been supplied by a higher power and
it's their due and right to have roads, bridges, water, sewer, gas,
electric, elementary through high school, community and four year
colleges, clean air and water, law enforcement, the judiciary and the
penal system, a system of hospitals and trained physicians who can
care for you, and a system that's struggling to keep our food safe
from the ravages of agribusiness.

Every thing you identified I paid for from the sweat of my brow.

Bertie should have it all for free, cuz he's a conservative and they
conserve -- like a sailor in port for a week.

Only the illegal immigrants get it for free.

On 9/20/10 7:57 AM, BAR wrote:
In ,
says...



The funny thing is that low-brain-output types like Bert don't believe
they're benefiting from government handouts. The list of what Bert gets
from the government is almost endless.

****heads like Bert think it's all been supplied by a higher power and
it's their due and right to have roads, bridges, water, sewer, gas,
electric, elementary through high school, community and four year
colleges, clean air and water, law enforcement, the judiciary and the
penal system, a system of hospitals and trained physicians who can
care for you, and a system that's struggling to keep our food safe
from the ravages of agribusiness.

Every thing you identified I paid for from the sweat of my brow.

Sorry, Bertie brain, but everything identified is subsidized...the taxes
you pay only cover a small portion of the cost of supplying you with
what you get. The rest is paid for by other taxpayers.