On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:59:10 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
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On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:06:13 -0700 (PDT), wf3h
wrote:

On Oct 14, 4:02 pm, Tosk wrote:
Headline, Troy NY...

After the recent suspension of a eagle scout for having a penknife,
locked in his car, locked in a survival kit for 20 days this is the only
conclusion one can come to. You guys are a bunch of morons with personal
agendas which obviously get in the way of education. Quick, I hear a
lunch lady was seen with a straw in her hands, what if she made a
spitball from a napkin? I hope you will find her and send her directly
to jail... Idiots. Really though, it's probably more of a statement from
an ignorant vice principal who hates the fact that the kid is a good
solid American who wants to go to West Point.

Follow-up: Apparently West Point has contacted him personally and told
him these idiots prejudice and personal agenda won't hurt his wishes to
serve his country.. Morons, they should all be voted out...

I hope they get that lunch lady before she goes off and picks up a
spork...


of course, the red states would never do something like this...for
example, in texas you're allowed to own as many guns as you want

but women are not allowed to buy the little trojan 'personal
stimulator' because that offends the morals of texas politicians.

so guns are unregulated

dildoes are banned.

red state sanity, i suppose

Red states.

You mean the ones with the worst health care and school systems?


The fix is... Pass a law that allows dildos.

Make contraception mandatory.

I'm pretty sure they also have the highest incidence of teen mothers.

On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:58:00 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"wf3h" wrote in message
...
On Oct 14, 4:02 pm, Tosk wrote:
Headline, Troy NY...

After the recent suspension of a eagle scout for having a penknife,
locked in his car, locked in a survival kit for 20 days this is the only
conclusion one can come to. You guys are a bunch of morons with personal
agendas which obviously get in the way of education. Quick, I hear a
lunch lady was seen with a straw in her hands, what if she made a
spitball from a napkin? I hope you will find her and send her directly
to jail... Idiots. Really though, it's probably more of a statement from
an ignorant vice principal who hates the fact that the kid is a good
solid American who wants to go to West Point.

Follow-up: Apparently West Point has contacted him personally and told
him these idiots prejudice and personal agenda won't hurt his wishes to
serve his country.. Morons, they should all be voted out...

I hope they get that lunch lady before she goes off and picks up a
spork...

of course, the red states would never do something like this...for
example, in texas you're allowed to own as many guns as you want
but women are not allowed to buy the little trojan 'personal
stimulator' because that offends the morals of texas politicians.

so guns are unregulated
dildoes are banned.

red state sanity, i suppose


I was going to make several comments, but nah.... ROFL!!!

Concealed carry permits for dildos?

"jps" wrote in message
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On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:53:57 -0400, H the K
wrote:

On 10/14/09 4:27 PM, wf3h wrote:
On Oct 14, 4:20 pm, wrote:
On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:06:13 -0700 (PDT),
wrote

On Oct 14, 4:02 pm, wrote:
Headline, Troy NY...

After the recent suspension of a eagle scout for having a penknife,
locked in his car, locked in a survival kit for 20 days this is the
only
conclusion one can come to. You guys are a bunch of morons with
personal
agendas which obviously get in the way of education. Quick, I hear a
lunch lady was seen with a straw in her hands, what if she made a
spitball from a napkin? I hope you will find her and send her
directly
to jail... Idiots. Really though, it's probably more of a statement
from
an ignorant vice principal who hates the fact that the kid is a good
solid American who wants to go to West Point.

Follow-up: Apparently West Point has contacted him personally and
told
him these idiots prejudice and personal agenda won't hurt his wishes
to
serve his country.. Morons, they should all be voted out...

I hope they get that lunch lady before she goes off and picks up a
spork...

of course, the red states would never do something like this...for
example, in texas you're allowed to own as many guns as you want

but women are not allowed to buy the little trojan 'personal
stimulator' because that offends the morals of texas politicians.

so guns are unregulated

dildoes are banned.

red state sanity, i suppose

Red states.

You mean the ones with the worst health care and school systems?- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

but they have GEE-sus!


Doubtful. Why would jesus have anything to do with red state morons?

They have Geesus, Geesus doesn't have them.

Neither red nor blue states have a monopoly on stupid.

On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:57:04 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:53:57 -0400, H the K
wrote:

On 10/14/09 4:27 PM, wf3h wrote:
On Oct 14, 4:20 pm, wrote:
On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:06:13 -0700 (PDT),
wrote

On Oct 14, 4:02 pm, wrote:
Headline, Troy NY...

After the recent suspension of a eagle scout for having a penknife,
locked in his car, locked in a survival kit for 20 days this is the
only
conclusion one can come to. You guys are a bunch of morons with
personal
agendas which obviously get in the way of education. Quick, I hear a
lunch lady was seen with a straw in her hands, what if she made a
spitball from a napkin? I hope you will find her and send her
directly
to jail... Idiots. Really though, it's probably more of a statement
from
an ignorant vice principal who hates the fact that the kid is a good
solid American who wants to go to West Point.

Follow-up: Apparently West Point has contacted him personally and
told
him these idiots prejudice and personal agenda won't hurt his wishes
to
serve his country.. Morons, they should all be voted out...

I hope they get that lunch lady before she goes off and picks up a
spork...

of course, the red states would never do something like this...for
example, in texas you're allowed to own as many guns as you want

but women are not allowed to buy the little trojan 'personal
stimulator' because that offends the morals of texas politicians.

so guns are unregulated

dildoes are banned.

red state sanity, i suppose

Red states.

You mean the ones with the worst health care and school systems?- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

but they have GEE-sus!


Doubtful. Why would jesus have anything to do with red state morons?

They have Geesus, Geesus doesn't have them.

Neither red nor blue states have a monopoly on stupid.

Wrong again, bucko.

Ignorance is tops in red states.

On Oct 14, 6:50*pm, jps wrote:


Concealed carry permits for dildos?-

now where would they hide them?....hmmm...let me think....

On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:13:26 -0700 (PDT), wf3h
wrote:

On Oct 14, 6:50*pm, jps wrote:


Concealed carry permits for dildos?-

now where would they hide them?....hmmm...let me think....

I bet most would opt to open carry them in a kevlar jock strap.

"wf3h" wrote in message
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On Oct 14, 6:50 pm, jps wrote:


Concealed carry permits for dildos?-

now where would they hide them?....hmmm...let me think....


In the glove box?

--
Nom=de=Plume

"jps" wrote in message
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On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:57:04 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
. ..
On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:53:57 -0400, H the K
wrote:

On 10/14/09 4:27 PM, wf3h wrote:
On Oct 14, 4:20 pm, wrote:
On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:06:13 -0700 (PDT),
wrote

On Oct 14, 4:02 pm, wrote:
Headline, Troy NY...

After the recent suspension of a eagle scout for having a penknife,
locked in his car, locked in a survival kit for 20 days this is the
only
conclusion one can come to. You guys are a bunch of morons with
personal
agendas which obviously get in the way of education. Quick, I hear
a
lunch lady was seen with a straw in her hands, what if she made a
spitball from a napkin? I hope you will find her and send her
directly
to jail... Idiots. Really though, it's probably more of a statement
from
an ignorant vice principal who hates the fact that the kid is a
good
solid American who wants to go to West Point.

Follow-up: Apparently West Point has contacted him personally and
told
him these idiots prejudice and personal agenda won't hurt his
wishes
to
serve his country.. Morons, they should all be voted out...

I hope they get that lunch lady before she goes off and picks up a
spork...

of course, the red states would never do something like this...for
example, in texas you're allowed to own as many guns as you want

but women are not allowed to buy the little trojan 'personal
stimulator' because that offends the morals of texas politicians.

so guns are unregulated

dildoes are banned.

red state sanity, i suppose

Red states.

You mean the ones with the worst health care and school systems?-
Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

but they have GEE-sus!


Doubtful. Why would jesus have anything to do with red state morons?

They have Geesus, Geesus doesn't have them.

Neither red nor blue states have a monopoly on stupid.

Wrong again, bucko.

Ignorance is tops in red states.

Another ignorant statement.

On Oct 14, 6:50*pm, jps wrote:
On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:58:00 -0700, "nom=de=plume"





wrote:
"wf3h" wrote in message
....
On Oct 14, 4:02 pm, Tosk wrote:
Headline, Troy NY...

After the recent suspension of a eagle scout for having a penknife,
locked in his car, locked in a survival kit for 20 days this is the only
conclusion one can come to. You guys are a bunch of morons with personal
agendas which obviously get in the way of education. Quick, I hear a
lunch lady was seen with a straw in her hands, what if she made a
spitball from a napkin? I hope you will find her and send her directly
to jail... Idiots. Really though, it's probably more of a statement from
an ignorant vice principal who hates the fact that the kid is a good
solid American who wants to go to West Point.

Follow-up: Apparently West Point has contacted him personally and told
him these idiots prejudice and personal agenda won't hurt his wishes to
serve his country.. Morons, they should all be voted out...

I hope they get that lunch lady before she goes off and picks up a
spork...

of course, the red states would never do something like this...for
example, in texas you're allowed to own as many guns as *you want
but women are not allowed to buy the little trojan 'personal
stimulator' because that offends the morals of texas politicians.

so guns are unregulated
dildoes are banned.

red state sanity, i suppose

I was going to make several comments, but nah.... ROFL!!!

Concealed carry permits for dildos?- Hide quoted text -

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Ingersoll has a carry permit for his BUTT PLUG.

On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 22:02:08 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:57:04 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:53:57 -0400, H the K
wrote:

On 10/14/09 4:27 PM, wf3h wrote:
On Oct 14, 4:20 pm, wrote:
On Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:06:13 -0700 (PDT),
wrote

On Oct 14, 4:02 pm, wrote:
Headline, Troy NY...

After the recent suspension of a eagle scout for having a penknife,
locked in his car, locked in a survival kit for 20 days this is the
only
conclusion one can come to. You guys are a bunch of morons with
personal
agendas which obviously get in the way of education. Quick, I hear
a
lunch lady was seen with a straw in her hands, what if she made a
spitball from a napkin? I hope you will find her and send her
directly
to jail... Idiots. Really though, it's probably more of a statement
from
an ignorant vice principal who hates the fact that the kid is a
good
solid American who wants to go to West Point.

Follow-up: Apparently West Point has contacted him personally and
told
him these idiots prejudice and personal agenda won't hurt his
wishes
to
serve his country.. Morons, they should all be voted out...

I hope they get that lunch lady before she goes off and picks up a
spork...

of course, the red states would never do something like this...for
example, in texas you're allowed to own as many guns as you want

but women are not allowed to buy the little trojan 'personal
stimulator' because that offends the morals of texas politicians.

so guns are unregulated

dildoes are banned.

red state sanity, i suppose

Red states.

You mean the ones with the worst health care and school systems?-
Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

but they have GEE-sus!


Doubtful. Why would jesus have anything to do with red state morons?

They have Geesus, Geesus doesn't have them.

Neither red nor blue states have a monopoly on stupid.

Wrong again, bucko.

Ignorance is tops in red states.

Another ignorant statement.

Coming from a red state.