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On Sep 29, 12:31*pm, "Lu Powell" wrote:
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one. if a liberal isn't gay he minds his own business. if a conservative isn't gay he thinks it should be a capital offense If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone. if a liberal doesn't like minorities he keeps it to himself. if a conservative doesn't like them, he puts them in ghettoes. If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good. if a liberal sees an enemy he kills the enemy. if a conservative sees an enemy he kills his family, his neighbors, his friends and occupies the country to make sure more people become our enemies. If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect. if a conservative is homosexual he denies it and tries to ban it. if a liberal is gay he lives his life demanding the same respect others get. If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection. if a black man is conservative he denies racism ever existed. if a black man is liberal, he's a realist about US history. If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him if a conservative is down and out he wonders how he can blame a black man or a union. if a liberal is poor he looks to see how he can help himself and his neighbor. . If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down. if a conservative doesn't like a word on the radio he tries to get the govt to ban it. if a liberal doesn't like it, he changes stations If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced. if a conservative is a believer he tries to destroy science, and force children to pray to his god. if a liberal is a believer he minds his own business |
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