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H the K wrote:
This is Larry Kilgore, who is seeking the GOP nomination for governor of
Texas.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmqtNiy4lgc


It wouldn't upset me if Texas seceded. If it did, all the member of
MS-13 could move there, and take it over.


And the country could save a bundle in the process. We would have to
move the patrolled part of the Mexican border back to Oklahoma, New
Mexico, Arkansas and Louisiana, but we could shut down the military
bases in Texas. We could disconnect them from our power grid. No
more federal funding for transportation needs. No federal funding
at all! But then Kilgore would not be governor any more. What would
that make him, President of Dumb****istan?

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On Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:35:57 -0700, Jordon
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H the K wrote:
This is Larry Kilgore, who is seeking the GOP nomination for governor of
Texas.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmqtNiy4lgc


It wouldn't upset me if Texas seceded. If it did, all the member of
MS-13 could move there, and take it over.


And the country could save a bundle in the process. We would have to
move the patrolled part of the Mexican border back to Oklahoma, New
Mexico, Arkansas and Louisiana, but we could shut down the military
bases in Texas. We could disconnect them from our power grid. No
more federal funding for transportation needs. No federal funding
at all! But then Kilgore would not be governor any more. What would
that make him, President of Dumb****istan?


Jesusland. We could give 'em LA, MS, AL and FL too. Maybe throw in
Idaho as a goodwill gesture so they could see snow once in a while.
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