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![]() "NotNow" wrote in message ... Just wait a frekin' minute! wrote: Lu Powell wrote: I had to forward this one because it really made me feel better. HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?' 6. Firmly Click 'Yes.' 7. Feel better? GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi! LOL... Can we do Chris Dodd? At the risk of sounding like the obsessed fat ass Harry, I got a good chuckle this morning. I was listening to my local radio station because of traffic, etc. They were talking about Palin's latest inane blather and her lack of saying what she may do. The commentator, a guy with the Crane Group, and legal analysis group, said "well, she's got a book deal, she could hit the speech circuit, etc". The reporter said "she could do what other's have done and start a think tank, right"!!!! The guy with the Crane Group just about laughed his head off! If she does, I know where we could send the misfits in our septic tanks. |
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Don White wrote:
"NotNow" wrote in message ... Just wait a frekin' minute! wrote: Lu Powell wrote: I had to forward this one because it really made me feel better. HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?' 6. Firmly Click 'Yes.' 7. Feel better? GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi! LOL... Can we do Chris Dodd? At the risk of sounding like the obsessed fat ass Harry, I got a good chuckle this morning. I was listening to my local radio station because of traffic, etc. They were talking about Palin's latest inane blather and her lack of saying what she may do. The commentator, a guy with the Crane Group, and legal analysis group, said "well, she's got a book deal, she could hit the speech circuit, etc". The reporter said "she could do what other's have done and start a think tank, right"!!!! The guy with the Crane Group just about laughed his head off! If she does, I know where we could send the misfits in our septic tanks. Palin, obviously, will become chief political commentator on Faux News. -- Whatever moral rules you have proposed, abide by them as they were laws, and as if you would be guilty of impiety by violating any of them, *unless* you are a conservative Republican office holder or minister. If that is your position in life, then anything goes. |
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Don White wrote:
"NotNow" wrote in message ... Just wait a frekin' minute! wrote: Lu Powell wrote: I had to forward this one because it really made me feel better. HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?' 6. Firmly Click 'Yes.' 7. Feel better? GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi! LOL... Can we do Chris Dodd? At the risk of sounding like the obsessed fat ass Harry, I got a good chuckle this morning. I was listening to my local radio station because of traffic, etc. They were talking about Palin's latest inane blather and her lack of saying what she may do. The commentator, a guy with the Crane Group, and legal analysis group, said "well, she's got a book deal, she could hit the speech circuit, etc". The reporter said "she could do what other's have done and start a think tank, right"!!!! The guy with the Crane Group just about laughed his head off! If she does, I know where we could send the misfits in our septic tanks. That's so dumb it makes zero sense, Donnie. Get a smart kid from your 'hood to proofread your responses for wittiness. |
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![]() "D" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "NotNow" wrote in message ... Just wait a frekin' minute! wrote: Lu Powell wrote: I had to forward this one because it really made me feel better. HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?' 6. Firmly Click 'Yes.' 7. Feel better? GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi! LOL... Can we do Chris Dodd? At the risk of sounding like the obsessed fat ass Harry, I got a good chuckle this morning. I was listening to my local radio station because of traffic, etc. They were talking about Palin's latest inane blather and her lack of saying what she may do. The commentator, a guy with the Crane Group, and legal analysis group, said "well, she's got a book deal, she could hit the speech circuit, etc". The reporter said "she could do what other's have done and start a think tank, right"!!!! The guy with the Crane Group just about laughed his head off! If she does, I know where we could send the misfits in our septic tanks. That's so dumb it makes zero sense, Donnie. Get a smart kid from your 'hood to proofread your responses for wittiness. Don't want to move, eh? Must like the eats down there. |
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Don White wrote:
"D" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "NotNow" wrote in message ... Just wait a frekin' minute! wrote: Lu Powell wrote: I had to forward this one because it really made me feel better. HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?' 6. Firmly Click 'Yes.' 7. Feel better? GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi! LOL... Can we do Chris Dodd? At the risk of sounding like the obsessed fat ass Harry, I got a good chuckle this morning. I was listening to my local radio station because of traffic, etc. They were talking about Palin's latest inane blather and her lack of saying what she may do. The commentator, a guy with the Crane Group, and legal analysis group, said "well, she's got a book deal, she could hit the speech circuit, etc". The reporter said "she could do what other's have done and start a think tank, right"!!!! The guy with the Crane Group just about laughed his head off! If she does, I know where we could send the misfits in our septic tanks. That's so dumb it makes zero sense, Donnie. Get a smart kid from your 'hood to proofread your responses for wittiness. Don't want to move, eh? Must like the eats down there. It still doesn't make sense, dummy. Try again. |
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D wrote:
Don White wrote: "D" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "NotNow" wrote in message ... Just wait a frekin' minute! wrote: Lu Powell wrote: I had to forward this one because it really made me feel better. HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?' 6. Firmly Click 'Yes.' 7. Feel better? GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi! LOL... Can we do Chris Dodd? At the risk of sounding like the obsessed fat ass Harry, I got a good chuckle this morning. I was listening to my local radio station because of traffic, etc. They were talking about Palin's latest inane blather and her lack of saying what she may do. The commentator, a guy with the Crane Group, and legal analysis group, said "well, she's got a book deal, she could hit the speech circuit, etc". The reporter said "she could do what other's have done and start a think tank, right"!!!! The guy with the Crane Group just about laughed his head off! If she does, I know where we could send the misfits in our septic tanks. That's so dumb it makes zero sense, Donnie. Get a smart kid from your 'hood to proofread your responses for wittiness. Don't want to move, eh? Must like the eats down there. It still doesn't make sense, dummy. Try again. **** can him, then you won't see his nonsense! |
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Don White wrote: "NotNow" wrote in message ... Just wait a frekin' minute! wrote: Lu Powell wrote: I had to forward this one because it really made me feel better. HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?' 6. Firmly Click 'Yes.' 7. Feel better? GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi! LOL... Can we do Chris Dodd? At the risk of sounding like the obsessed fat ass Harry, I got a good chuckle this morning. I was listening to my local radio station because of traffic, etc. They were talking about Palin's latest inane blather and her lack of saying what she may do. The commentator, a guy with the Crane Group, and legal analysis group, said "well, she's got a book deal, she could hit the speech circuit, etc". The reporter said "she could do what other's have done and start a think tank, right"!!!! The guy with the Crane Group just about laughed his head off! If she does, I know where we could send the misfits in our septic tanks. That's so dumb it makes zero sense, Donnie. Get a smart kid from your 'hood to proofread your responses for wittiness. Stupid idiot doesn't realize I've got him **** canned. And the 'smart kid' from his hood certainly won't be his drunk son! |
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![]() "NotNow" wrote in message ... D wrote: Don White wrote: "NotNow" wrote in message ... Just wait a frekin' minute! wrote: Lu Powell wrote: I had to forward this one because it really made me feel better. HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?' 6. Firmly Click 'Yes.' 7. Feel better? GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi! LOL... Can we do Chris Dodd? At the risk of sounding like the obsessed fat ass Harry, I got a good chuckle this morning. I was listening to my local radio station because of traffic, etc. They were talking about Palin's latest inane blather and her lack of saying what she may do. The commentator, a guy with the Crane Group, and legal analysis group, said "well, she's got a book deal, she could hit the speech circuit, etc". The reporter said "she could do what other's have done and start a think tank, right"!!!! The guy with the Crane Group just about laughed his head off! If she does, I know where we could send the misfits in our septic tanks. That's so dumb it makes zero sense, Donnie. Get a smart kid from your 'hood to proofread your responses for wittiness. Stupid idiot doesn't realize I've got him **** canned. And the 'smart kid' from his hood certainly won't be his drunk son! Hi Kevin...which of your daughters bones do you plan on breaking this summer? Ease up on the Georgia Bud & 'shine. Your daughter just might have a safer & healthier holiday. |
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Don White wrote:
"NotNow" wrote in message ... D wrote: Don White wrote: "NotNow" wrote in message ... Just wait a frekin' minute! wrote: Lu Powell wrote: I had to forward this one because it really made me feel better. HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?' 6. Firmly Click 'Yes.' 7. Feel better? GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi! LOL... Can we do Chris Dodd? At the risk of sounding like the obsessed fat ass Harry, I got a good chuckle this morning. I was listening to my local radio station because of traffic, etc. They were talking about Palin's latest inane blather and her lack of saying what she may do. The commentator, a guy with the Crane Group, and legal analysis group, said "well, she's got a book deal, she could hit the speech circuit, etc". The reporter said "she could do what other's have done and start a think tank, right"!!!! The guy with the Crane Group just about laughed his head off! If she does, I know where we could send the misfits in our septic tanks. That's so dumb it makes zero sense, Donnie. Get a smart kid from your 'hood to proofread your responses for wittiness. Stupid idiot doesn't realize I've got him **** canned. And the 'smart kid' from his hood certainly won't be his drunk son! Hi Kevin...which of your daughters bones do you plan on breaking this summer? Ease up on the Georgia Bud & 'shine. Your daughter just might have a safer & healthier holiday. You are a one-trick pony, dummy. |
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