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Wilbur Hubbard February 4th 11 04:34 PM

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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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Hey, I respond well to compliments. I'm not some cold b.... :-)




I couldn't help but notice. I keep getting this 'tingle' right up my leg.
(Thanks Chris Matthews!)


Wilbur Hubbard



Wilbur Hubbard February 4th 11 04:38 PM

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No fricken way! Where? He didn't grow them... just bought bags and fed
them to some cows (not sure, I was pretty young). It was near Spokane.


Never heard of feeding potatoes to cows. LOL! Are you sure he didn't plant
them. The best way to grow potatoes is to plant potatoes.



Yeah, I used to build forts, throw them at the cows (bulls?) which got
me in all sorts of trouble. I used to poke sticks in them then paint
them in water colors.



You must have been a little hoot! LOL!


Wilbur Hubbard



Wilbur Hubbard February 4th 11 04:41 PM

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Actually, you told me this already.. so no, not confused any more. I
don't know much about the usenet stuff. A work friend set me up with
this account. It seems to work most of the time.


It's really not too bad for a free news server from a reliability
standpoint. But, don't say anything TOO controversial because they like to
censor. I swear the admin is a jackbooted thug. A net nanny of the worst
sort.


I was thinking about sailboats, since I see them cruising around in
the ocean a lot. I found this news group when I typed in boats in the
search box. It was one of the first ones to come up. The other seems
to have a lot of activity, but it's all name calling.. big turn off.



Hear that, Bruce? LOL!


Wilbur Hubbard





Jessica B February 5th 11 12:24 AM

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On Fri, 4 Feb 2011 10:06:41 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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On Wed, 2 Feb 2011 14:17:26 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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If I have an overheated imagination lately it's probably because of
JessicaB. That girl is about as perfect as any I've run across in decades.
She has little or no trouble seeing you pretenders for what you are. That
alone makes her highly discriminating and ultimately desirable. If only I
were about 25-30 years younger I'd have to seriously pursue her.


I wonder what that would be like... Flowers, candy (nah, well, a few),
cinnibons, help with a shampoo - like in that movie with Nicole Kidman
(without the rampaging murderer though)?

Ok, I'm really off to the gym...




Help with a shampoo - now that's hot! I'd certainly like to do that.
Especially if you were all relaxed just back from the gym!!! I haven't seen
the movie you referred to, though. Neck, ears, shoulders and (shorter)
female hair are so sensual. Turns me on just fantasizing about it.


You should definitely see that movie... it's called Dead Calm (1989).
I looked it up. It's on a boat, so it would on topic for you. And, Sam
Neill is hot!

Jessica B February 5th 11 12:40 AM

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On Fri, 4 Feb 2011 10:43:16 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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Hah! Got you! Bald is totally fine, unless you have one of those
pretend haircuts where men flop over some stupidly long bangs to make
it look like they have hair. I'm sure that fools at least a few blind
people.


None of that. My preferred haircut is with hair clippers on the shortest
setting then just buzz it all down. Those comb-over and hair plug boys are
so pathetic. Who do they think they're fooling? The way I look at it is any
woman who rules a man out soley on the basis of baldness is pretty shallow
anyway.


Thank GOD! If you had said something like, well, it looks good on me.
I would have probably not said much after. :)

Hey baldness is 1) sexy (if honest about it) 2) tends to mean lots of
"energy" 3) probably indicates lack of head lice.


Overweight, then I'd have to pass. All that jiggling mess... yuck!


Exactly! A fat body, in most cases, is a symptom of an undisciplined mind.


You've heard that expression... he chased her until she caught him?
lol


Yes, the woman is ultimately the decider of go or no-go in a relationship.


You would think, but there are guys out there insist and insist.
Fortunately, I've never had a stalker, but that does happen.


I typically ride for about 5 miles each way. So, that a good
distance... stop for a gelato or something, then head home.


Gelato? Never heard of that. Must be a California thing. We have 'smoothies'
around here - protein shakes sorta like. Our normal training ride is 45
miles and three times a week and on Saturday we do a longer ride of sixty
miles, weather permitting, of course. It's all out on the highway shoulder
and it's too dangerous if the weather is rainy or too windy.


It's an Italian-style ice cream... oh my gosh, you've got to try it.
Totally decadent!

Out here, it's illegal to ride on the freeways. That's a lot of miles!
You must be great shape.

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About five years ago we got five tropical storms and hurricanes in a
freaking row one summer and fall. It was a real painal in the anal. But,
since then, we've been lucky because there have been none since. We're
due.
Definitely due. Yes, the Florida Keys. A wonderful place for sailing.


Man.. I'd love to go someday... there must be some wonderful beaches
to just sit on and run the sand through your toes (long-time hobby of
mine).


Too bad you live so far away. If we were close by we could do lunch or
something just to make sure we enjoyed each other's (physical) company and
that we might want to spend a little time together sailing or whatever.
Traveling across the country just to end up in an uncomfortable situation
isn't the best of worlds. Know what I mean?


Definitely know what you mean... Sometimes having a coffee with
someone is uncomfortable enough! lol

It does sound really fabulous though... sunset sail and a cool beer.
Yum!


I guess there's a storm season, so just avoid that and I should be ok.


Hurricane season is from June through November but that is really way too
broad. The only real significant chance of hurricanes is from August-Oct.


So then something like April/May would be good? Just wondering... Is
there an ideal time of year? Umm zephyrs? See, I've been Googling. :)

Jessica B February 5th 11 12:47 AM

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On Fri, 4 Feb 2011 10:54:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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I've had them (raw oysters), but I think you have to be really careful
about that. I'm not a huge sushi fan anyway. Cooked eel is ok, which
creeps out my friends, but heck it's cooked!


I would guess eel tastes like fish. Sounds better than calamari which is
tentacle rings. Seems like that would be tough and bouncy to eat - sort
of like conch.


Calamari is THE Cali dish I think. You can get it cooked all sorts of
ways. I wouldn't eat it raw... as you say, too tough.

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I bet.. I guess one way or another, you have to get water to the boat.
Can't you drive it into the shore somewhere and fill up?


I could go to the gas dock at the marina but that's too much trouble and
the boat can get scraped up. I hardly ever need fuel as my little motor
burns so little and I don't motor much anyway. Jugging it out is really
the easier option.
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I use this... doubt it would work in salt water, but it has a very low
toxic chemical issue.

http://evolvingwellness.com/posts/54...treat-shampoo/


It looks like it's got every herbal oil in the book in it. I don't see any
detergents listed so it probably wouldn't do so well in salt water.


Yeah... well, I guess I would be a water waster. Probably have to do
extra duty as the galley slave. lol

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I'd say it's moderately thick. Definitely not thin. When I was a kid
my brother called me bristle head (I had a crew cut because I got head
lice).


Eewwww!


Kids are filthy little buggers. :) Fortunately, my niece is well
beyond that stage at this point, and she's the only one I associate
with (technically, I have others in Germany). She's here with her mom
with dad over there.

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Yes! Like under the swimsuit straps or just under my arms below the
armpit or on my trapeziums. I always miss something, then fall asleep,
then it's red and painful.

Hey how do you think we get the bra off without taking off our top?
It's magic! :-)


That bra removal trick does, indeed, take rubber band type arms to go
in and out of the shirt sleeves without stretching them all over the
place. Can girls take their panties off without removing their shorts
or jeans? I've never seen that done. I guess the legs don't bend like
pretzels like the arms do. LOL!


I'll never tell! The key is waking up with them with the correct side
out in the morning (college fun). Probably TMI.

Jessica B February 5th 11 12:59 AM

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On Fri, 4 Feb 2011 11:09:27 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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No, they aren't poisonous but they do bite and they have sharp teeth. You
have to grab them right behind their head.


I think I'll pass on that. Snakes bother me. You would probably find
me trying to climb up the mast if I saw one on your boat!


I have folding mast steps so you could scramble right up. LOL! But,
seriously, it was only the one time when the snake crawled aboard. Normally
they stay near the mangrove forests. I don't know if it was lost or
something. I've seen some kind of bird flying with a snake dangling from its
beak (frigate bird??) so it could be this one fell from the sky near the
boat and was just seeking refuge from danger.


Oh JESUS!! I don't think I could take snakes falling from the sky. lol

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I think they did and he didn't care. I much prefer cats. They leave
people to their own devices. Dogs just have to get involved.


Right! Cat people are seem to be more independent, too. Dog people seem to
want to be in control and make the dog sit, lay, roll over and do other dumb
tricks. It seems to be an ego thing. Make an animal do your bidding = being
too egotistical.


Yeah... Heil the master bs. You try that with a cat and best case it
just looks at you.

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That's what we have here. There's no real job freeze going on at the
city level. Something breaks... just replace it. I can see if it's a
safety thing, but one of the cars is a little old? So what. It still
runs. They just don't seem to have any fiscal responsibility.


The bottom line is most bureaucrats really think the money they spend is
"their" money. They think they are entitled to it while they don't even
appreciate how hard people work to get it before they confiscate it. What an
arrogant group of people!


Yes, exactly! It's my friggin money. I'm willing to pay for common
sense things, but I'm not willing to pay for nonsense.

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Certainly true about Meg. (Nobody calls her Ryan.) Fortunately (or
unfortunately) Cali governors have very little actual power. I am not
thrilled about Brown. He seems to be saying the right things, e.g.,
reducing union involvement, etc., but you can never know with someone
of his political ideology.


I felt sorry for "Meg" when the liberal press beat her up for that maid
nonsense. She did everything right yet they managed to portray her as some
kind of criminal. Sad!


It was sick. Oh well.. at least she could afford it. Cali is a bit
strange wouldn't you say...


Not painful I hope! :-)

Ouch! It hurts NOW, just thinking about it. You're BAD!


A little bit of pain can go a long way! :-D


It doesn't seem to bother Bruce. I beat him up regularly yet he keeps coming
back for more. LOL!



Jessica B February 5th 11 01:04 AM

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On Fri, 4 Feb 2011 11:18:38 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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Pelosi is a waste of space. The only thing she's good for is the bo-tox
industry.


Whew... sometimes when she smiled, I thought something might crack.


Nancy "stretch" Pelosi. ROFLOL! The female equivalent to "plugs" Biden and
the comb over boys!


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I would do this if I could get reimbursed. Maybe there's a rich yacht
captain who has a few extra bucks to spend.... lol


Tell you what, I'll buy you one and even include the price of "Atlas
Shrugged" but you'll have to come and pick it up in person. ;-)


Hmmm.... I'll have to check my vacation accrual. :-)


IPads are nice but they use a lot of electricity and aren't the best
platform for reading ebooks. The kindle lasts for weeks because of it's
white screen technology. Also, it's easier to read in full daylight.


All true... however, the good news is that if I buy one with the cash
(that's the present apparently), I can get reimbursed for 1/2 by the
office, because I can run some of the business stuff on it. I don't
really need it, but it's nice for watching movies.

I hope you have a nice visit with your parents. If I don't see any of your
posts here I shall know why.


Thanks! It's only for the day, but I'm really trying to go to the gym
M/W/F and sometimes (like today) I get lazy, then I get motivated and
don't get home until late... and, I have to get up at 5 to get to
work... I'm usually off by 3 or 3:30.


Keep working out. Fit women are so HOT! I just love seeing women with abs
showing. We have some women who run around here and that looks so good to
see muscle definition in the abs.


I can do abs. :-)


Parents have a great attitude about their kids... you graduate from
HS, you go to college, you don't move back in. It got my brother
(stock broker) to get off his ass and get a job.



Sounds exactly like the attitude my parents had. No coming back home to live
once you are off to college. Odd how things have changed with respect to
this. Old kids living at home and they don't even feel the need to pay rent
or anything. I guess they feel entitled to sponge off the parents forever.
For some people, liberals in particular, spoonging is a way of life.


I guess they figured they spent enough. I had a job in HS, and I had
one in college. It was expected. I don't know if it's changed... I
guess it has. It's too bad... a little honest work never hurt anyone.

Jessica B February 5th 11 01:10 AM

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On Fri, 4 Feb 2011 11:30:15 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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Ah.. thanks for the technical name.. I guess it would add a bunch of
weight. The engine on the Cat was basically underneath the stairway.
Dave (owner) said it was pretty much near the keel, but back a little
bit. I didn't notice any leaving back, but I wasn't really looking.


Putting a heavy diesel low in the center of the boat is the best situation
with regards to the weight. It acts like ballast and stabilizes the boat.
Having too much weight on the ends of the boat causes it to pitch
excessively in certain condtions of wind and sea.


But you have a small gas outboard right, so it wouldn't be more than
maybe half a normal person's weight...thus no big deal?

Did you do the welding? I've always wanted to take a welding class.
Seems like it would be fun to be able to attach two pieces of metal
whenever you want. I was also interested in the art aspect. I'm
betting I could get one of the commercial welders to give me a lesson,
but I'm always hesitant about work/fun mixes.


There was no welding required. Just bending and fitting the hardware. I can
weld steel but stainless steel is more of a challenge as one needs to use
some inert gas to make good welds. (TIG welding) Welding is a good skill to
learn. Did you ever see that movie, "Flashdance?" Now, there was one hot
welder. LOL!


Sure... Jennifer Beals (sp?) was hot in that, but she wasn't the
dancer. I should definitely take a class. I think I can get it paid
for through work, so why the heck not. There must be a CC around here
that offers it. I bet I'll be the only woman in the class... great
ratio!!

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Why would you carry fuel on deck? Wouldn't it go in a tank that is
built into the boat (assuming you have an engine like that - like the
Cat). Even the little can that goes to an outboard would need to be
held somehow in case you lean over. You don't want it to go thrashing
around...


They carry extra fuel so they can increase their range and save money in
foreign ports where fuel might be much more expensive. They probably really
don't need the extra fuel but, since they've seen it done that way, they
think it's right and proper. There are so many people who are totally
unoriginal these days. They only feel comfortable following the crowd.
Monkey-see, monkey-do. These are the same type of people who will enter a
large anchorage where there is tons of space but they feel the need to
anchor right on top of me. I guess they think if another boat is anchored
there then THAT must be the best place to be. So clueless!


Seems to me that the last thing you want to do is having fuel on the
deck. It could even be stolen if you leave the boat. I could see maybe
having some extra if you're crossing an ocean, but if you just stock
up on food and water, it seems like you could just wait it out if you
can't sail, right? All the big yachts must cost a bunch of money, so
they can't be hard up for money for fuel.

Wilbur Hubbard



Jessica B February 5th 11 01:12 AM

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On Fri, 4 Feb 2011 11:31:59 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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We make such an unbeatable team. . .


Hey I'm just telling the truth. If you said something totally inane,
I'd probably politely say you're full of it. :-)



Oh, a wise guy . . . :-)


Well, you can say I'm beautiful all you want and I won't complain or
say you're full of it. :-)


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