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Flying Pig[_2_] February 8th 11 01:11 PM

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"Flying Pig" wrote in message
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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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I know exactly what I like in a woman.


Wilbur Hubbard


Me, too, but it doesn't bear discussion in a public forum :{))


Somehow Wilbur's followup didn't make it to the pages I'm looking at...

I wasn't referring to "about" - I was referring to "in" :{)) (TMI, I
know...)

L8R

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"Believe me, my young friend, there is *nothing*-absolutely nothing-half so
much worth doing as simply messing, messing-about-in-boats; messing about in
boats-or *with* boats.

In or out of 'em, it doesn't matter. Nothing seems really to matter, that's
the charm of it.

Whether you get away, or whether you don't; whether you arrive at your
destination or whether you reach somewhere else, or whether you never get
anywhere at all, you're always busy, and you never do anything in
particular; and when you've done it there's always something else to do, and
you can do it if you like, but you'd much better not."



Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. February 8th 11 10:36 PM

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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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On Sat, 05 Feb 2011 22:21:42 -0500, Wayne.B
wrote:

On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 18:35:25 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

Jessica is young, enthusiastic, beautiful, intelligent, conservative,
fit,
productive and just plain captivating. Jeezz, what else could a man want
in
a woman? Just to meet her one time in person and do a little sailing
would
be heaven.


I think she's in New Zealand. You should fly out to meet her.


New Zealand?? Where did you get that? Pacific Time Wayne (Southern
Cali).





He might be referring to some young woman who is attempting a
circumnavigation.

Can't recall her last name.



Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. February 8th 11 10:39 PM

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"Flying Pig" wrote in message
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"Flying Pig" wrote in message
...
"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
anews.com...

I know exactly what I like in a woman.


Wilbur Hubbard


Me, too, but it doesn't bear discussion in a public forum :{))


Somehow Wilbur's followup didn't make it to the pages I'm looking at...

I wasn't referring to "about" - I was referring to "in" :{)) (TMI, I
know...)


ROFLOL! Good one, now that I finally got it. You dirty old man, you!


Wilbur Hubbard



Wilbur Hubbard February 8th 11 10:40 PM

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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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Not the intimate details (it's been so long I've forgotten most all of
that
sort of thing anyway) just the obvious and desirable public physical and
mental attributes is what I know exactly how I like them to be.

Sense of humor, for example, means a lot and Jessica seems to have a
pretty
good one. Sort of a dry humor which is unusually attractive in a girl.


Thanks! (Not much for slapstick humor - another fault in some
people's eyes, but I just don't get it)



Agreed. Though when I was a kid I did enjoy the Three Stooges. But, now I
like my humor a little more on the cerebral side.




Wilbur Hubbard February 8th 11 10:49 PM

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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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Definitely not permanent... I've got a job and a life out here.
Besides, you'd probably get bored with me. :-)


Well, maybe but probably not. But, I'm not looking for permanance either.
Interludes are always kinda nice. But, a friend of mine told me to stay away
from California girls because they're all CRAZY. But, you sound like you've
got a good head on your shoulders.


Are you actually syaing that you would alow JB to act as crew on your
boat??????????


In a heartbeat! Well, first she'd have to prove herself as galley slave,
bikini model, daiquiri maker and shampooee. bg Hmmmmm, I wonder where
she's gotten off to lately? She said she was going to visit her folks but
only for a day or so. Hope she hasn't run off with some muscle boy.


Hey! Galley slave (one meal a day only!), bikini comes with beach.. no
beach/no bikini, I can drink daiquiri's but I'm not great at making
them (another imperfection), gotta have a shampoo now and then.


I'm sure we could find a beach or two. You could probably get a nice tan
fast if you used plenty of sunscreen so you didn't burn. ;-)

No chance on the muscle boy.


Not even for a little 'fling?' You said you go 'clubbing.' What does that
involve? Do you ever go home with anybody on the first date? Or, do you just
like to do the club thing - dancing, etc?.? Was just wondering how wild and
crazy California girls really are these days . . .





Wilbur Hubbard February 8th 11 10:51 PM

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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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Small quibbles.... not that young, not that beautiful (ok, damn nice
looking) :), extremely captivating (plain? hello?) LOL


And, definitely no self-esteem problems. LOL! I like that about you.

And, not THAT kind of plain, silly!





Wilbur Hubbard February 8th 11 10:54 PM

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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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I don't like soul mate much either... I am willing to learn about
sailing, as long as there's no yelling.




That would be strictly up to you. Some girls just lose it entirely when in
the throws of passion. LOL! Just kidding . . .

Not to worry, I don't yell at people. I don't even like to raise my voice.



Wilbur Hubbard February 8th 11 10:55 PM

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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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Willbur I have to hand it to you. your ability to create a personality
is very good. But THis Jesica B charcater still has a bit of your
voice in it. If you wish I can cut some Jessica phrases and compare to
yours if you like, It may help in your future
attempts at an online pseudonym love fest.

Bob



Oh good grief! Believe what you want...



Oh oh! I say 'good grief' too. Does that mean you are definitely my sock
puppet?





Wilbur Hubbard February 8th 11 11:09 PM

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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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I think I don't know diddle about competitive cycling. I go with the
flow. Don't know what it's like out here, but you can even get on a
city bus with a bike (assuming they have a rack on the front).
Sometimes if the wind is in my face, I take the friggin bus back.


Wimp! LOL! You haven't seen winds until you've ridden in the Keys. The
wind is blowing more often than not. Often times it's 15-30mph out of the
North East - just brutal on the long ride back. Fun and fast on the way
down. One time we did 30 miles with a strong tailwind in just over an hour.


Yeah... I'm not a huge beer drinker, but once in a while is great.



Beer is better after a hot afternoon sailing than hard liqour because it
doesn't have very much alcohol. Doesn't go to your head so fast. A couple
cold bottles after an afternoon's sail once the boat is anchored and squared
away with maybe a little something cooking on the barbeque is just so
enjoyable.

I have to give at least six months notice if I take a vacation. :-(


Wow, your services must be greatly in demand.


But, the good news is that I have four weeks accrued.


And, six months from now you'll probably have five weeks accrued. :-)


I don't like lightening at all either... forget that sh*t!

I don't mind humidity... just doesn't bother me that much.


Me neither. I kinda like hot and humid weather. It makes me lose my appetite
and it's easier to sweat off a few pounds because of it. Thinner is
definitely better in hot and humid weather.





Wilbur Hubbard February 8th 11 11:11 PM

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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 16:53:38 -0500, " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
. ..
On Fri, 4 Feb 2011 11:09:27 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

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Oh JESUS!! I don't think I could take snakes falling from the sky. lol



Oops! I guess I shouldn't have told you that . ..


I GUESS NOT!!!!




You're so cute!






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