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On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 18:14:53 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 16:58:58 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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I can do abs. :-)

Can you prove it? LOL!

Heh.. well, the pictures speak for themselves.

I'll say!

Oh, I meant to ask you about those hand signals. All three of you girls are
doing different hand signals. Is that some sort of sign language?

Yeah, it's a pseudo gang thing... no idea what it means. Probably get
shot by some Mexican gang, since the translation is something rude
about someone's mother. LOL



Wow... 7! I just have 2 siblings. My mom couldn't have more after me
for health reasons.

For little hellion reasons. LOL!


She wanted more kids, but had some physical problems.. I always wanted
a little sister.

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On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 18:24:24 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 17:08:26 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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Exactly, You're so aware, girl. I recently downgraded to a smaller,
lighter
motor. This new one only weight sixty pounds. Not really a detriment at
all.

Hey, I could bench press it! (Need a spotter though..)


LOL! Only a little hellion would even think of bench pression an outboard
motor. ROFLOL! You're a hoot.

I guess it would be awkward. :-}




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There was no welding required. Just bending and fitting the hardware. I
can
weld steel but stainless steel is more of a challenge as one needs to
use
some inert gas to make good welds. (TIG welding) Welding is a good skill
to
learn. Did you ever see that movie, "Flashdance?" Now, there was one
hot
welder. LOL!

Sure... Jennifer Beals (sp?) was hot in that, but she wasn't the
dancer. I should definitely take a class. I think I can get it paid
for through work, so why the heck not. There must be a CC around here
that offers it. I bet I'll be the only woman in the class... great
ratio!!

I do recall reading she had a fill-in for some of the more extreme dance
scenes. You should take a welding class. And, as in inpector it would be a
good skill to have so you could more readily recognize bad welding. If
they
pay for it, so much the better. Great ratio, indeed! But, in California,
who
knows, the class might be full of lesbians.

The only way to justify it (for reimbursement) is if they have me
switch back to commercial (which can happen when needed).

Lesbians don't bother me. I'm not, they know it, they leave me alone.


Seems to me that the last thing you want to do is having fuel on the
deck. It could even be stolen if you leave the boat. I could see maybe
having some extra if you're crossing an ocean, but if you just stock
up on food and water, it seems like you could just wait it out if you
can't sail, right? All the big yachts must cost a bunch of money, so
they can't be hard up for money for fuel.


Seems dumb to me, too. You won't catch me doing it. The last time I sailed
to the Bahamas I stayed there six months and I had five gallons of
gasoline
stashed in a cockpit locker and 3.5 gallons in the little fuel tank for
the
outboard and I never bought any gas the whole time I was there. I sailed
most everywhere and only motored when I had to get in and out of windless
or
headwind harbor entrances. A sailboat loaded with jerry cans on deck
shouts
loudly - motorhead!

Ok, I get it. You wouldn't want to put it down below. That'd be dumb.

Could catch on fire and explode. My mast got struck by lighting several
years ago while I was asleep in the v-berth. Lightning went down the
backstay and jumped into the wiring from the old outboard and solar panels
to the charging system wires to the inside of the boat, batteries, etc. Then
it jumped to the ballast keel which is cast iron and exited the cast iron
into the water by blasting several hand-size holes in the paint. The
lightning arched across the plastic fuel tank for the outboard and blackened
it but it never caught fire luckily. I woke up and there was smoke and ball
lighting popping and crackling inside the boat. One half-full bottle of wine
in one of the lockers had burst open and was on fire in the bilge. My ears
were ringing. It was pretty scary. But, at least I never got shocked by it
or anything. I guess I was lucky, could have been killed.

Ok. You definitely need to STOP telling me about all this stuff!! I am
NOT interested in burning up, drowning, getting eaten by sharks,
getting stung by yellow jackets, etc., etc....

And you're afraid of snakes falling from the sky? LOL!

Seems tame by comparison! :-)'

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"WaIIy" wrote in message
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On Tue, 08 Feb 2011 17:42:17 -0800, Jessica B
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On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 17:55:54 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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Willbur I have to hand it to you. your ability to create a personality
is very good. But THis Jesica B charcater still has a bit of your
voice in it. If you wish I can cut some Jessica phrases and compare to
yours if you like, It may help in your future
attempts at an online pseudonym love fest.

Bob



Oh good grief! Believe what you want...


Oh oh! I say 'good grief' too. Does that mean you are definitely my sock
puppet?

Shhhhh...

You've really gone mental with this faux Jessica crap.


She is a teenage cock teaser playing a vicious prank on the un suspecting
Wilbur. And what a horny fool he is.

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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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He might be referring to some young woman who is attempting a
circumnavigation.

Can't recall her last name.


I think I'll pass on that. Maybe in a plane. :-)


Or a luxurious cruise ship where you had all the comforts of home and then
some . . .


Nope, I think world voyaging on a small sailboat is for masochists. Coastal
cruising, on the other hand, is really a nice challenge and physically
enjoyable. You'd love some of the deserted beaches in the Bahamas - miles of
sand with nary a soul to be seen. There was this one long stretch of beach I
really liked on the north end of Great Guana. I'd anchor on the bay side and
dinghy to shore. Then I'd walk across the island (about a quarter mile wide)
to the beach on the ocean side. Then I'd run barefoot around the north end
of the island and then on to the bayside where the beach petered out. Then I
would swim along the shore back to the boat. All told about a three mile
round trip. Sometimes I didn't see anyone the whole time. Nice!


Wilbur Hubbard

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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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Agreed. Though when I was a kid I did enjoy the Three Stooges. But, now I
like my humor a little more on the cerebral side.

I guess before my time. I liked The Jerk... especially when Steve
Martin tries walking with the chair around his legs.


I remember seeing the Jerk movie. It WAS funny. Then along came "Blazing
Saddles." Did you see that one? Women might not like that kind of 'crude'
humor overly much, though.

Wilbur Hubbard

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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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Well, maybe but probably not. But, I'm not looking for permanance either.
Interludes are always kinda nice. But, a friend of mine told me to stay
away
from California girls because they're all CRAZY. But, you sound like
you've
got a good head on your shoulders.

You're friend is probably right! :-) No, you're friend is DEFINITELY
right. :-)

Roflol!


I'm sure we could find a beach or two. You could probably get a nice tan
fast if you used plenty of sunscreen so you didn't burn. ;-)

I can't take getting burned. It's just an ugly scene. Red blotches...
you don't want to know. I don't really tan all that well... I'm just a
natural pale face. :-(

You'd really have to keep covered up with a long t-shirt or something here
in the Florida sunshine. It can be brutal even if one HAS a good base tan.
Even I avoid the mid-day sun. Just too powerful. You'd only be able to be a
bikini babe for maybe an hour or so a day. :-(

No chance on the muscle boy.

Not even for a little 'fling?' You said you go 'clubbing.' What does that
involve? Do you ever go home with anybody on the first date? Or, do you
just
like to do the club thing - dancing, etc?.? Was just wondering how wild
and
crazy California girls really are these days . . .

Clubbing... just going to a night club or three with my friends.
Listen to music, grouse about other people and work, maybe some
dancing (not really my thing or Stace's - just Jimbo), fend off the
advances of men. :-)

So guys who go clubbing to pick up women don't have much luck there or are
you and your girlfriends not the norm in that you go just to socialize - not
to get laid? But, I suppose it is flattering to have guys hitting on you
even if you aren't "easy."

First date? No way! At least not since college. Too many STDs floating
around... too many psychos. These days, you have to have references
just to get your phone call answered. LOL


That's HARD, Jessica. LOL! But, I think you're on to something. This one
woman I meet on the Internet I got interested in and she, I, so she invited
me to visit her. But, before she did she ran a paid background check on me
just to make sure I wasn't some psycho creep with a criminal record or
something. In her defense she had two teenage boys to watch out for, too. It
didn't really work out romantically but we ended up as friends. So, even
though you joke about references, it's probably not a bad idea.


Wilbur Hubbard

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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 17:51:37 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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Small quibbles.... not that young, not that beautiful (ok, damn nice
looking) :), extremely captivating (plain? hello?) LOL

And, definitely no self-esteem problems. LOL! I like that about you.

And, not THAT kind of plain, silly!


I almost said WTF? :-)


Nope, definitely NOT plain. (no freakin' way!!!) Hey, you seem well-spoken
(well-written is perhaps a more apt term). Did you get a college degree?
Engineering perhaps?

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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 17:54:08 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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I don't like soul mate much either... I am willing to learn about
sailing, as long as there's no yelling.



That would be strictly up to you. Some girls just lose it entirely when in
the throws of passion. LOL! Just kidding . . .

Not to worry, I don't yell at people. I don't even like to raise my voice.


I could imagine throws of passion while sailing!



You could? OMG! Errr . . . never mind.


Wilbur Hubbard

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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 17:55:54 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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Willbur I have to hand it to you. your ability to create a personality
is very good. But THis Jesica B charcater still has a bit of your
voice in it. If you wish I can cut some Jessica phrases and compare to
yours if you like, It may help in your future
attempts at an online pseudonym love fest.

Bob



Oh good grief! Believe what you want...


Oh oh! I say 'good grief' too. Does that mean you are definitely my sock
puppet?

Shhhhh...

;-)

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"Waldo" wrote in message
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"WaIIy" wrote in message
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On Tue, 08 Feb 2011 17:42:17 -0800, Jessica B
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On Tue, 8 Feb 2011 17:55:54 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
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Willbur I have to hand it to you. your ability to create a personality
is very good. But THis Jesica B charcater still has a bit of your
voice in it. If you wish I can cut some Jessica phrases and compare to
yours if you like, It may help in your future
attempts at an online pseudonym love fest.

Bob



Oh good grief! Believe what you want...


Oh oh! I say 'good grief' too. Does that mean you are definitely my sock
puppet?

Shhhhh...

You've really gone mental with this faux Jessica crap.


She is a teenage cock teaser playing a vicious prank on the un suspecting
Wilbur. And what a horny fool he is.



Hey, it's Usenet and theatre of the mind. What's the harm? And, if Jessica's
a teenager, she sure has a good education because she's highly literate and
expressive. Besides, no teenage I know of has the mature kind of mental
outlook that Jessica has. She's way too grounded and sensible - a teenager
would be much more scattered and inconsistent - not to mention, not nearly
as sassy savy.


Wilbur Hubbard