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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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On Fri, 4 Mar 2011 10:23:16 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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They DO look good in a bikini. Boobs look best when the bikini doesn't
need
to hold them up but just sort of caresses them. (Lucky bikini!!!)

I feel sorry for women with really large breasts. They have back
problems, and then there's old age. My mom had a friend who had to
have reduction surgery... not a fun thing.

Small is definitely better in that department. More functional, more
attractive, more healthy and more fun.

Don't know about more healthy... breast cancer doesn't care from what
I've read about it. Certainly more healthy as far as other problems
go. I'm not jealous. I guess when I was younger I thought it was a big
deal, but I'm not any more.

That breast cancer thing is sure a mess. It's now up to 1 in every 9 women
getting breast cancer nowadays. Way way higher than the rate USED to be. So,
something in the modern world is causing it. Know what I think it is? I
think it's underarm deodorants and anti-perspirants. I don't know of ANY
woman these days who doesn't spray or smear chemicals under her arms. Women
have been brainwashed into thinking underarm chemicals are 100% necessary. I
bet the constant supply of chemicals soaking into and through the skin there
near the breasts results in some of it getting into the mammary glands where
cancer is the result after years of chemical abuse. Seems to me just plain
soap and water would be much better.

Here's a get rich quick scheme for you, Jessica. Get a patent for feminine
underarm wipes (about the size and shape of baby wipes but in smaller round
container like the ArmorAll wipes for the car) that only have natural oils
and fragrances in them like some of the ingredients in that shampoo you
mentioned in another post. Market them as the healthy, natural alternative
to underarm anti-perspirants and deodorants.

Enough about my boobs.. LOL

Aw, spoilsport!

LOL Poor baby!

Is that all men think about? LOL

Two of the three main things, anyway. ;-)

The other is, of course, our fabulous brains! LOL

ROFLOL. You are SO funny, Jessica. I just love your sense of humor.

Brad told me this one after a few glasses of wine... :-}

There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who crossed the sea in a bucket,
And when she got there
They asked for a fare
So she pulled up her dress and said ....

LOL Good one.